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Casually prepping dinner, slicing some scallions, chopping some broccoli.
De-stem the broccoli.
Place the stem on the sheet pan.
Discard the florets into-... *Wait!*
Something is not right... A disturbance echoes in the aether.
With a quick snap-back-to-reality cantrip, I realize what went wrong. Whew! That was a close one.
Proceed to accidentally use all the glaze instead of reserving some for afterwards. :neofox_facepalm:
Maybe I need some anti-inflammatories. I grab some.
I put the pills into the cabinet and stare at the pill bottle in my hands, an invisible force holding me in place. :neofox_solder_googly: -
So, you're telling me there is an #opensource utility called #Volkswagen on the loose that lets "software developer" to relax by detecting when tests are running in #CI environment, only to make them pass and ignore the problems these tests were supposed to prevent in the first place?
🍅 https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
#DevRant #TaskFailedSuccessfully #SoftwareDeveloper #SoftwareDevelopment #DevOps #SoftwareTest #SoftwareTests #ContinuousIntegration #slackification #slacking #GoneWrong #WhyDoesThisExist
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Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #291: Match dot com.
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