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  1. Ah, the European Commission, fresh off its last #innovation of simultaneously patting itself on the back and shooting itself in the foot, now dreams of a cryptographic Swiss cheese. 🍫🔓 It's like they're trying to crack the code on how to make everyone laugh and cry at the same time. 🤡🔑
    reclaimthenet.org/eu-protecteu #EuropeanCommission #cryptography #SwissCheese #techhumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Ah, the European Commission, fresh off its last #innovation of simultaneously patting itself on the back and shooting itself in the foot, now dreams of a cryptographic Swiss cheese. 🍫🔓 It's like they're trying to crack the code on how to make everyone laugh and cry at the same time. 🤡🔑
    reclaimthenet.org/eu-protecteu #EuropeanCommission #cryptography #SwissCheese #techhumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Ah, the European Commission, fresh off its last #innovation of simultaneously patting itself on the back and shooting itself in the foot, now dreams of a cryptographic Swiss cheese. 🍫🔓 It's like they're trying to crack the code on how to make everyone laugh and cry at the same time. 🤡🔑
    reclaimthenet.org/eu-protecteu #EuropeanCommission #cryptography #SwissCheese #techhumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Ah, the European Commission, fresh off its last #innovation of simultaneously patting itself on the back and shooting itself in the foot, now dreams of a cryptographic Swiss cheese. 🍫🔓 It's like they're trying to crack the code on how to make everyone laugh and cry at the same time. 🤡🔑
    reclaimthenet.org/eu-protecteu #EuropeanCommission #cryptography #SwissCheese #techhumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated

  5. It’s “wine and cheese hour” on my back deck and these crackers I’m having with Swiss cheese are especially crumbly. And boy do I look exceptionally cool and sophisticated with crumbs scattered all down my front.

    Good thing I’m alone and no one can witness all my rizz (unless the neighbors look out their windows).

    #CrackerRizz #WineAndCheese #SwissCheese #Wine #WineFriday #RichGoldenRounds #Crackers #CheeseAndCrackers

  6. It’s “wine and cheese hour” on my back deck and these crackers I’m having with Swiss cheese are especially crumbly. And boy do I look exceptionally cool and sophisticated with crumbs scattered all down my front.

    Good thing I’m alone and no one can witness all my rizz (unless the neighbors look out their windows).

    #CrackerRizz #WineAndCheese #SwissCheese #Wine #WineFriday #RichGoldenRounds #Crackers #CheeseAndCrackers

  7. It’s “wine and cheese hour” on my back deck and these crackers I’m having with Swiss cheese are especially crumbly. And boy do I look exceptionally cool and sophisticated with crumbs scattered all down my front.

    Good thing I’m alone and no one can witness all my rizz (unless the neighbors look out their windows).

    #CrackerRizz #WineAndCheese #SwissCheese #Wine #WineFriday #RichGoldenRounds #Crackers #CheeseAndCrackers

  8. It’s “wine and cheese hour” on my back deck and these crackers I’m having with Swiss cheese are especially crumbly. And boy do I look exceptionally cool and sophisticated with crumbs scattered all down my front.

    Good thing I’m alone and no one can witness all my rizz (unless the neighbors look out their windows).

    #CrackerRizz #WineAndCheese #SwissCheese #Wine #WineFriday #RichGoldenRounds #Crackers #CheeseAndCrackers

  9. europesays.com/ch/69723/ What to do With a Swiss Cheese Plant in May – 6 Simple Tips That Will Help Your Monstera Thrive for the Rest of the Year #Amazon #credit #GettyImages #monstera #Swiss #SwissCheese #Switzerland

  10. @Strandjunker
    There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
    Can you guess what it is?
    #USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese

  11. @Strandjunker
    There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
    Can you guess what it is?
    #USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese

  12. @Strandjunker
    There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
    Can you guess what it is?
    #USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese

  13. @Strandjunker
    There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
    Can you guess what it is?
    #USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese

  14. 🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
    dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
    dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated

  16. 🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
    dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
    dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated

  18. 🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
    newatlas.com/environment/5-200 #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  19. 🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
    newatlas.com/environment/5-200 #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  20. 🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
    newatlas.com/environment/5-200 #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  21. 🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
    newatlas.com/environment/5-200 #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated

  22. Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

    axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-lead

    It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

    So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

    #USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

  23. Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

    axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-lead

    It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

    So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

    #USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

  24. Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

    axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-lead

    It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

    So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

    #USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

  25. Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

    axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-lead

    It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

    So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

    #USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

  26. 🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
    rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated

  27. 🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
    rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated

  28. 🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
    rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated

  29. 🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
    rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated

  30. 🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
    lists.x.org/archives/xorg-anno #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated

  31. 🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
    lists.x.org/archives/xorg-anno #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated

  32. 🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
    lists.x.org/archives/xorg-anno #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated

  33. 🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
    lists.x.org/archives/xorg-anno #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated