#swisscheese — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, the European Commission, fresh off its last #innovation of simultaneously patting itself on the back and shooting itself in the foot, now dreams of a cryptographic Swiss cheese. 🍫🔓 It's like they're trying to crack the code on how to make everyone laugh and cry at the same time. 🤡🔑
https://reclaimthenet.org/eu-protecteu-strategy-encryption-backdoor-law-enforcement #EuropeanCommission #cryptography #SwissCheese #techhumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated

It’s “wine and cheese hour” on my back deck and these crackers I’m having with Swiss cheese are especially crumbly. And boy do I look exceptionally cool and sophisticated with crumbs scattered all down my front.

Good thing I’m alone and no one can witness all my rizz (unless the neighbors look out their windows).

#CrackerRizz #WineAndCheese #SwissCheese #Wine #WineFriday #RichGoldenRounds #Crackers #CheeseAndCrackers

@Strandjunker
There IS one public service that Trump is eventually going to.perform for all people everywhere-- even USians.
Can you guess what it is?
#USPolitics #Trump #SwissCheese

🍎🥕 'Carrot Disclosure'? More like 'Carrot Top's Comedy Hour' — turns out, if you squint hard enough at Forgejo's security, it looks like Swiss cheese. 🤦‍♂️ Fedora's move just opened Pandora's Box of the Tech World's most nuanced vulnerabilities, perfect for those who want their software to be 'edgy'... literally. 🧀🔓
https://dustri.org/b/carrot-disclosure-forgejo.html #CarrotDisclosure #SwissCheese #SecurityVulnerabilities #FedoraTech #EdgySoftware #HackerNews #ngated

What Cheese Is Really Used For Outback Steakhouse’s French Onion Soup, According To Reddit

A bowl of French onion soup – Epkin/Getty Images When you go to an Outback Steakhouse, you probably aren’t expecting an authentic bowl…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Frenchcheese #Cheese #francais #france #French #frenchcheese #frenchonionsoup #outbacksteakhouse #SwissCheese
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2560935/what-cheese-is-really-used-for-outback-steakhouses-french-onion-soup-according-to-reddit-2/

🚨 Breaking news: Ancient Peruvians created a Swiss cheese mountain economy! 🧀 Turns out, they weren't just trading—they were trying to invent the first Peruvian game of mini-golf. ⛳️ Stay tuned as historians putt through the past! 📜🏌️‍♂️
https://newatlas.com/environment/5-200-holes-peruvian-mountain/ #AncientPeru #SwissCheese #MiniGolf #History #Archaeology #HackerNews #ngated

Absolutely delusional. Mango Mussolini starts a #war with #Iran by taking out a big chunk of their leadership structure. And now he says he gets to approve who gets to be their next leader.

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/05/iran-leader-trump-khamenei

It's war, you #moron. They don't report to you, no matter how hard you imagine being Boss of the Whole World. If you want them to obey your orders, you have to get them to #surrender first, and that ain't gonna happen. You can do whatever you like, but the absolute most you will accomplish is creating another insurgency you can't suppress in a country that has great reason to hate your guts. You won't be able to contain it without putting millions of American soldiers into that country, *forever*.

So ya, it's either a forever war, or another grade-A clusterfuck from the same folks who brought you #Afghanistan and #Iraq 2.0, along with other supporting features.

#USPol #Trump #SwissCheeseBrain #SwissCheese #dementia #delusion #MangoMussolini #Iran #ForeverWar #USA #invasion #bombing #WarCrimes

🚨 Breaking News: #AI isn't a cyber-punk wizard coming to hack your passwords like a bad '90s movie. 🤖 It's just your own frantic integration of AI systems that will quietly turn your #cybersecurity into a metaphorical Swiss cheese. 🧀 Thanks, Captain Obvious! 🕵️‍♂️
https://rys.io/en/181.html #SwissCheese #TechNews #CyberPunk #HackerNews #ngated

Swiss armor, coming through!

https://piefed.social/c/noncredibledefense/p/1501487/swiss-armor-coming-through

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

https://www.usdairy.com/news-articles/why-does-swiss-cheese-have-holes

#HackerNews #SwissCheese #Holes #DairyScience #FoodCuriosity #CheeseFacts #CheeseLovers

🚨 Oh no! The X.Org X server has more holes than a Swiss cheese! 🧀 For the six people who still use it, the suspense of those 'multiple issues' is killing us. Who knew X could stand for 'xtra' vulnerabilities? 🤦‍♂️
https://lists.x.org/archives/xorg-announce/2025-October/003635.html #XOrg #XServer #Vulnerabilities #SwissCheese #CyberSecurity #TechNews #VulnerabilityAlert #HackerNews #ngated

The Best Cheese for Mac and Cheese, According to Chefs

For mac and cheese that is packed with flavor and melts irresistibly, chefs agree on one thing: You should create the right…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italiancheese #BlueCheese #Cheese #Gruyere #Italia #Italian #italiano #italy #KatieButton #macandcheese #Mildcheddar #montereyjack #Parmesan #sharpCheddar #SwissCheese #TonyReed #WayneSchumaker
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2350857/the-best-cheese-for-mac-and-cheese-according-to-chefs/

Ah, the Swiss have spoken: digital IDs are in, ensuring even their cheese 🧀 will soon have a #blockchain birth certificate. Meanwhile, the rest of the world remains blissfully ignorant, still trying to figure out how to reset their router. 🙄🔧
https://www.admin.ch/gov/en/start/documentation/votes/20250928/e-id-act.html #digitalID #Swisscheese #techtrends #routerproblems #HackerNews #ngated

Science about important stuff…

#cheese #science #SwissCheese

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/05/the-physics-of-frilly-swiss-cheese-flowers/

🤪 In a shocking twist, the article unfurls the mind-blowing discovery that Zig's #comptime is a Swiss cheese of restrictions, barely holding itself together 🍕. But don't worry, it can still do the basics—like generics and conditional compilation—just like, oh, every other language out there 🎉.
https://matklad.github.io/2025/04/19/things-zig-comptime-wont-do.html #ZigLang #SwissCheese #ProgrammingBasics #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

Your hardened filters failed. The signal got in. Welcome to the part of the Internet where hope is a misconfigured firewall and #SwissCheese is a schema breach. #Cybersecurity #infosec #100DaysOfCode

Okay, not really vegan today. 🌱 Spending the evening with friends and lots of cheese. 🧀🧀🧀

#Switzerland #NotVegan #Raclette #SwissRaclette #SwissCheese

Wisconsin’s Legislative #Maps Are Bizarre, but Are They Illegal?
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Wisconsin’s #gerrymandering case has garnered national attention. But a little-explored aspect of the suit — the pervasive presence of “Swiss cheese” districts (see some examples below) — could have huge ramifications for the outcome.

#Wisconsin #Elections #Voting #Politics #News #Cheese #SwissCheese

https://www.propublica.org/article/wisconsin-legislative-maps-bizarre-are-they-illegal?utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

Holey Cow!

The #milk production process is now so clean that (real) #SwissCheese doesn't produce the iconic holes without a little human made help 🧀

https://youtu.be/evV05QeSjAw?si=eMfVUICGpIo6NgN5

@lowqualityfacts This shoots holes in my Swiss cheese theory. #swisscheese #cheese #mindblown #funfact

#Cybersecurity in the new year …The threats multiply … but our overall approach to blocking and tackling should remain consistent. #AI tools may permit some cheesy #phishing emails to get a spelling and grammar facelift … and speaking of cheese, don’t forget to apply the #swisscheese model of #threat protection we talk about re #COVID to #privacy and #security efforts. The annual roundup in the Report on #Patient Privacy, from the #HealthCare #Compliance Association publication, quoting me among others … https://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/report-on-patient-privacy-volume-23-3380305/ #datasecurity #dataprivacy #HarlowOnHC

Still useful. Helps model #risk.
#COVID
#SwissCheese #Emmental