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  1. Fascists are red
    Wokesters are blue
    America's fucked
    And so are you

    Sorry - couldn't think of a sweet bit.

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  2. @benroyce

    Hey diddle diddle,
    The cat and the fiddle,
    The cow jumped over the moon;
    The little dog laughed
    To see such sport,
    Then Noem shot it.

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  3. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Violets and roses are edible and have a slightly sweet flavor while oleander, foxglove, hydrangeas and others
    Will kill you

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  4. Love them little Gummy Bears
    Gummy Bears what I love to eat
    Bite they little heads off
    Nibble on they tiny feet

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  5. There once was a chef from New York;
    Forgot to refrigerate pork.
    It’s such a late hour,
    Make it sweet and sour.
    Good camo — I’m sure that will work!

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    Wild Kingdom's host, Marlin Perkins
    Wondered what could he catch a wild turk in.
    He interviewed locals
    Who were taciturn yokels
    So he just ate lunch: a jar of gherkins.

  7. The Beach Boys: Cabinessence

    I want to watch you windblown facing
    Waves of wheat for your embracing
    Folks sing a song of the grange

    Nestle in a kiss below there
    The constellations ebb and flow there
    AndS WITNESS OUR home on the range

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  8. The world is too much with us; late and soon,
    Getting and spending, we lay waste our sour;—
    Little we see in Nature that is ours;
    We have given our tarter taste, a solid boon!

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  9. Am I a man dreaming of being a butter pickle,
    Or a butter pickle, dreaming of being a man?

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  10. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I saved the bestest piece of cake
    Just for you

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  11. Once upon a midnight library, heard from yonder, "Hello, Sweetie!"
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly daffy, suddenly it came, sticky as taffy,
    As of some dark shadow wrapping, wrapping round my chamber door.
    “’Tis some Vashta Nerad,” I sputtered, “tapping at my chamber door—
    Only saved and nothing more.”

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