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  1. Please enjoy this song that I made up as part of my sweary self-love.

    I’m a fucking fabulous unicorn 🦄

    💟🌟💟

    #SwearySelfLove #SwearyMcSwearyPants #SelfLove #LoveStacieBee #StacieBee

  2. The word of the day is:

    F U C K

    🤬

    It’s so versatile!

    Fuck, yeah!

    Fuck, no!

    Fuck off!

    What the fuck?!

    Oh my fuck!

    #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  3. Today Stacie was not impressed with past Stacie’s decision to not do the dishes yesterday.

    I was already in a foul mood so I put on my sweary mix to listen to while doing the dishes.

    I’m proud to report that swearing has helped my mood *and* improved the experience of adulting by doing dishes while enjoying swearing along to my Fuck Yeah playlist.

    🤬🎶💟🎶🤬

    #Today #MusicIsLife #AdultAF #SwearyMcSwearyPants #StacieBee

  4. This morning I swore at my smart speaker when it didn’t do what I asked it to do.

    “Stupid piece of fuck!”

    🤬

    That made me giggle and then I turned the light off with my app since the speaker wrongly said it was offline. “No, *you’re* offline!”

    🤬

    #Today #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  5. Are you swearing at inanimate objects?

    You may be sleep deprived.

    🥱 😴

    #Today #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  6. Today’s achievement: I did my dishes. Standing up. In very short sessions with resting in between. This is progress.

    🧽🙌

    My left foot still swears at me, just not as frequently or as loudly as it did.

    🦶🤬

    My therapist encourages my swearing so I’ve been swearing more at pain.

    #Today #AdultAF #FrankenFoot #FootWound #Recovery #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  7. “Ow, that hurt! Fuck off!”

    Me, massaging my heel to help it get used to being touched.

    🤬

    #Today #FrankenFoot #FootWound #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  8. Today I am having a very late lunch since I received a work call right before I was about to go for lunch.

    As I was scrambling to get some food into my growling stomach, a grape fell and I could not find it.

    Gravity, why you gotta be like that?! There *may* have been some swearing.

    😆🍇

    I put on my thinking cap and found the grape under the fridge! Phew!

    🤓

    #Today #Gravity #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  9. My inner dialogue is mostly a sweary narrative of what I’m doing.

    For example, this is what I said to myself before having lunch today:

    “Lunch motherfuckers! Motherfucking lunch!”

    Since I live alone, I guess I refer to myself as motherfuckers.

    😆

    Do I realize I’m completely bonkers?!

    Yes, yes I do. Knowing is half the battle, motherfuckers!

    😆

    #Today #InnerDialogue #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  10. I’m the motherfucking architect of my fucking healing journey!

    🤬🌟💟

    #SwearyMcSwearyPants #MsNasty

  11. There was so much swearing while I did my healing affirmations

    #Today #SwearyMcSwearyPants #MsNasty

  12. I’ve been swearing at my work laptop all day. Now I just swore at my microwave. So that’s how my day is going.

    #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  13. I’m trying to get the swearing out of my system before heading to my optometrist appointment. Headaches never completely went away with the new glasses so I’m having them checked.

    🤬👓

    #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  14. Ask your doctor if swearing is right for you! 😆

    #SwearyMcSwearyPants

  15. Good morning everybody! 😃🌟

    Except my alarm clock. That thing is likely to report me for abusive behaviour. ⏰

    #GoodMorning #SwearyMcSwearyPants

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