#swears — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #swears, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Fuck et al. USApol
We at SWS proudly manufacture in #Australia, but the threat of import #tariffs has worried the Board. In response, we are setting up a new factory inside the #USA.
Sam's World of Swears LLC (incorp. in Delaware) is a fascist-friendly minimum-wage sweatshop designing, building and manufacturing tariff-free sweariness in all its forms for the American market.
Last month we soft-launched with the incomprehensible Australian staples: 'munted', 'norks', 'town bike', 'seppo' etc. carving out some handy niche markets in NYC. Our business plan is to move on to more profitable industrial grade #swears as soon as the factory opens its doors. In preparation, we are market-testing: 'clusterfuck', 'shitgibbon', 'FIGJAM' etc. and have extremely encouraging early results there. Of course, our one-off news ticker in Times Square 'Jesus Haitch Christ on fucking tricycle' has given us extraordinary early-adopter exposure.
We are hiring! Applications are invited from suitably qualified US-based arseholes. Send your fucking CV to [email protected]. Good luck sunshine.
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Music shuffling yielded @mariancall 's "Consequence" today, and it's an excellent excuse to listen a couple times and watch this lovely music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwniA7txeAs
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CW: swears
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain
Sometimes, a swear is the only thing to say. If you are about to crash in your car, most people do not say "Oh my, I do believe I am going to be needing my insurance agents phone number!"
No.
You say: "Oh we're fucked!"
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When I do a swear on here, which hashtag should I accompany it with?
(Related: https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/111516196268906941)
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CW: Wordiply 26th Oct spoiler and swearing
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Cancelling an online subscription shouldn't be hard. Click cancel, get a confirmation pop-up, click cancel again. That's all it should be.
Just went through a very irritating process to cancel Zoom, with confirmations and incentives to stay and offers to pause etc etc.
Show your customers enough respect to let them leave easily and simply - they're much more likely to come back then.
https://reallyedbrown.site/2023/07/13/how-i-cancelled-my-zoom-subscription/
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Everyman cryptic got spicy!!! When did they start putting swear words in the observer crossword?!
Have I had too much fizz?
5d moaned, attacked with teeth - and again, removing heart (7)#crossword #TheObserver #cryptic #swears #sweary #fizz #prosecco #puzzle #sunday
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From 14 Mar: Do better coders swear more, or does C just do that to good programmers? - Enlargedasilvafa Ever find yourself staring at a tricky coding problem and thin... https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/is-code-that-contains-swears-higher-quality-than-code-that-does-not/ #code-quality #computer-science #cursing #science #swears #vulgarity
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Do better coders swear more, or does C just do that to good programmers? - Enlarge (credit: dasilvafa)
Ever find yourself staring at a tr... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1923937 #computerscience #codequality #vulgarity #science #cursing #swears
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#intro post time
I'm a 48yo professional creative & graphic designer, in advertising for ~20 years
#LibDem activist, political pragmatist. Firmly liberal left, pro-European, woke, pro LGB with the T
New music (all sorts), video games, #bass player, #DIY/house renovator, #2000AD, occasional runner and martial artist (TCMA)
2 children (f), 1 wife (f), 1 spaniel (m)
He/Him
There will be #swears
The opposite of #Woke is cunt
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Rod Hull Replays: Electron Invaders & *Play Your Cards Right*
#GoodGameGoodGame! #Bejams! #Swears!
https://youtu.be/141yptq_-UQ
