#swears — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #swears, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Fuck et al. USApol
We at SWS proudly manufacture in #Australia, but the threat of import #tariffs has worried the Board. In response, we are setting up a new factory inside the #USA.
Sam's World of Swears LLC (incorp. in Delaware) is a fascist-friendly minimum-wage sweatshop designing, building and manufacturing tariff-free sweariness in all its forms for the American market.
Last month we soft-launched with the incomprehensible Australian staples: 'munted', 'norks', 'town bike', 'seppo' etc. carving out some handy niche markets in NYC. Our business plan is to move on to more profitable industrial grade #swears as soon as the factory opens its doors. In preparation, we are market-testing: 'clusterfuck', 'shitgibbon', 'FIGJAM' etc. and have extremely encouraging early results there. Of course, our one-off news ticker in Times Square 'Jesus Haitch Christ on fucking tricycle' has given us extraordinary early-adopter exposure.
We are hiring! Applications are invited from suitably qualified US-based arseholes. Send your fucking CV to [email protected]. Good luck sunshine.
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Music shuffling yielded @mariancall 's "Consequence" today, and it's an excellent excuse to listen a couple times and watch this lovely music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwniA7txeAs
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CW: swears
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain
Sometimes, a swear is the only thing to say. If you are about to crash in your car, most people do not say "Oh my, I do believe I am going to be needing my insurance agents phone number!"
No.
You say: "Oh we're fucked!"
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Comm for JuliusLecarde for their friend MioKedama!
Aurora just want to get some shopping done. She wasn't expecting to be part of someone else's shopping! Hope she enjoys the admiration, though. Don't think she'll be moving for a long time ~
• I have my own telegram art channel! (18+) t.me/TrevorFoxArt
• Comm form and other places to find me: linktr.ee/Trevor_Fox#trevor_fox #transformation #tf #transfur #noelle_holiday #deer #rabbit #anthro #piercing #ear_piercing #ear_ring #buckteeth #cat_humanoid #cat_girl #catgirl #cat_tail #cat_eared_creature #cat_ears_(disambiguation) #deltarune #inanimate_transformation #text #dialogue #speech_bubble #cussing #swears #cursing #jacket #midriff_showing #midriff_top #shorts #thigh_high_stockings #thigh_highs #chubby_female
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Comm for JuliusLecarde for their friend MioKedama!
Aurora just want to get some shopping done. She wasn't expecting to be part of someone else's shopping! Hope she enjoys the admiration, though. Don't think she'll be moving for a long time ~
• I have my own telegram art channel! (18+) t.me/TrevorFoxArt
• Comm form and other places to find me: linktr.ee/Trevor_Fox#trevor_fox #transformation #tf #transfur #noelle_holiday #deer #rabbit #anthro #piercing #ear_piercing #ear_ring #buckteeth #cat_humanoid #cat_girl #catgirl #cat_tail #cat_eared_creature #cat_ears_(disambiguation) #deltarune #inanimate_transformation #text #dialogue #speech_bubble #cussing #swears #cursing #jacket #midriff_showing #midriff_top #shorts #thigh_high_stockings #thigh_highs #chubby_female
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Comm for JuliusLecarde for their friend MioKedama!
Aurora just want to get some shopping done. She wasn't expecting to be part of someone else's shopping! Hope she enjoys the admiration, though. Don't think she'll be moving for a long time ~
• I have my own telegram art channel! (18+) t.me/TrevorFoxArt
• Comm form and other places to find me: linktr.ee/Trevor_Fox#trevor_fox #transformation #tf #transfur #noelle_holiday #deer #rabbit #anthro #piercing #ear_piercing #ear_ring #buckteeth #cat_humanoid #cat_girl #catgirl #cat_tail #cat_eared_creature #cat_ears_(disambiguation) #deltarune #inanimate_transformation #text #dialogue #speech_bubble #cussing #swears #cursing #jacket #midriff_showing #midriff_top #shorts #thigh_high_stockings #thigh_highs #chubby_female
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Comm for JuliusLecarde for their friend MioKedama!
Aurora just want to get some shopping done. She wasn't expecting to be part of someone else's shopping! Hope she enjoys the admiration, though. Don't think she'll be moving for a long time ~
• I have my own telegram art channel! (18+) t.me/TrevorFoxArt
• Comm form and other places to find me: linktr.ee/Trevor_Fox#trevor_fox #transformation #tf #transfur #noelle_holiday #deer #rabbit #anthro #piercing #ear_piercing #ear_ring #buckteeth #cat_humanoid #cat_girl #catgirl #cat_tail #cat_eared_creature #cat_ears_(disambiguation) #deltarune #inanimate_transformation #text #dialogue #speech_bubble #cussing #swears #cursing #jacket #midriff_showing #midriff_top #shorts #thigh_high_stockings #thigh_highs #chubby_female
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When I do a swear on here, which hashtag should I accompany it with?
(Related: https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/111516196268906941)
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CW: Wordiply 26th Oct spoiler and swearing
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Cancelling an online subscription shouldn't be hard. Click cancel, get a confirmation pop-up, click cancel again. That's all it should be.
Just went through a very irritating process to cancel Zoom, with confirmations and incentives to stay and offers to pause etc etc.
Show your customers enough respect to let them leave easily and simply - they're much more likely to come back then.
https://reallyedbrown.site/2023/07/13/how-i-cancelled-my-zoom-subscription/
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Everyman cryptic got spicy!!! When did they start putting swear words in the observer crossword?!
Have I had too much fizz?
5d moaned, attacked with teeth - and again, removing heart (7)#crossword #TheObserver #cryptic #swears #sweary #fizz #prosecco #puzzle #sunday
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From 14 Mar: Do better coders swear more, or does C just do that to good programmers? - Enlargedasilvafa Ever find yourself staring at a tricky coding problem and thin... https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/is-code-that-contains-swears-higher-quality-than-code-that-does-not/ #code-quality #computer-science #cursing #science #swears #vulgarity
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Do better coders swear more, or does C just do that to good programmers? - Enlarge (credit: dasilvafa)
Ever find yourself staring at a tr... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1923937 #computerscience #codequality #vulgarity #science #cursing #swears
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#intro post time
I'm a 48yo professional creative & graphic designer, in advertising for ~20 years
#LibDem activist, political pragmatist. Firmly liberal left, pro-European, woke, pro LGB with the T
New music (all sorts), video games, #bass player, #DIY/house renovator, #2000AD, occasional runner and martial artist (TCMA)
2 children (f), 1 wife (f), 1 spaniel (m)
He/Him
There will be #swears
The opposite of #Woke is cunt
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Rod Hull Replays: Electron Invaders & *Play Your Cards Right*
#GoodGameGoodGame! #Bejams! #Swears!
https://youtu.be/141yptq_-UQ -
Rod Hull Replays: Electron Invaders & *Play Your Cards Right*
#GoodGameGoodGame! #Bejams! #Swears!
https://youtu.be/141yptq_-UQ -
Rod Hull Replays: Electron Invaders & *Play Your Cards Right*
#GoodGameGoodGame! #Bejams! #Swears!
https://youtu.be/141yptq_-UQ -
Rod Hull Replays: Electron Invaders & *Play Your Cards Right*
#GoodGameGoodGame! #Bejams! #Swears!
https://youtu.be/141yptq_-UQ
