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Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

It’s that time of year again when UK geezers in a heatwave take on the giant star at the centre of our solar system. And UK geezers will always win, as the Sun is woke.

But what if you have a doting wife, looking on at your manly husband, concerned about his wellbeing? Quit nagging, lady, you need to cut that woke out!

When a Woman Complains About Manly Sunburn

Alright mate? I’m Danny. 35. Got 3 kids, the missus is a banger and we’ve just been on holiday to Spain. It were dead good but THE WIFE were nagging the whole trip because of me sunburn. It were manly sunburn. Sunburn is manly. I got it over 57% of me body and were beaming red even when I got home to Preston and showed me mates down the pub and it were banging. Pub landlord looked at me and gave me a free pint saying I were a hero for the nation. It were the best day of me life!

Then the nagging went on and on and on. The wife were on my case about how I were “red raw” and that me grunts of agony and “strained” facial expressions of agony, and the occasional scream of sunburn agony, were worrying her. Yeah, it hurts like a bastard but that’s the price you pay for NOT BEING WOKE.

Because what am I gonna do, slather my body in suntan lotion!? I’ve read the conspiracy theories me and I know the truth. The truth scares me rigid and gives me anxiety attacks when I think about it:

• Suntan lotion has mind-altering chemicals in it that makes you a leftist feminist
• Suntan lotion gives you rabies
• My mate went woke and used suntan lotion last week and now he’s dead because he was run over by a car and you can’t tell me that’s not coincidence
• Suntan lotion means you don’t get sunburn and that’s woke and I want to be manly

Think I’ve made me case clear as day. Sound as a pound. Yeah, I’ve spent all my time typing this shouting sweet bloody murder because of the sunburn, but it does mean I got to skip work and that’s what life is all about, mate! Eh? So tell me wife to SLING HER HOOK so I can continue on me way, being a real man, not being a jessy.

Cheers,

Danny

Hi there, Danny! Not really sure what to add here other than you clearly have your priorities in life sorted. However, and whomever, it’s important to remember that old adage:

“A sunburn is for life, not just for Christmas.”

Therefore, you are indeed right to get on your wife’s case about this. You’re caring for, and nurturing, your sunburn into the next generation, so that future sunburns will be even more manly for the men of this world. That is simply science, based on empirical evidence, as God as our witness.

You’re a real hero, Danny. There aren’t many around these woke days, but from now on we mark 29th June as an annual tribute day to Danny, the sunburned man who screams in agony every time he breathes.

Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

It’s that time of year again when UK geezers in a heatwave take on the giant star at the centre of our solar system. And UK geezers will always win, as the Sun is woke.

But what if you have a doting wife, looking on at your manly husband, concerned about his wellbeing? Quit nagging, lady, you need to cut that woke out!

When a Woman Complains About Manly Sunburn

Alright mate? I’m Danny. 35. Got 3 kids, the missus is a banger and we’ve just been on holiday to Spain. It were dead good but THE WIFE were nagging the whole trip because of me sunburn. It were manly sunburn. Sunburn is manly. I got it over 57% of me body and were beaming red even when I got home to Preston and showed me mates down the pub and it were banging. Pub landlord looked at me and gave me a free pint saying I were a hero for the nation. It were the best day of me life!

Then the nagging went on and on and on. The wife were on my case about how I were “red raw” and that me grunts of agony and “strained” facial expressions of agony, and the occasional scream of sunburn agony, were worrying her. Yeah, it hurts like a bastard but that’s the price you pay for NOT BEING WOKE.

Because what am I gonna do, slather my body in suntan lotion!? I’ve read the conspiracy theories me and I know the truth. The truth scares me rigid and gives me anxiety attacks when I think about it:

• Suntan lotion has mind-altering chemicals in it that makes you a leftist feminist
• Suntan lotion gives you rabies
• My mate went woke and used suntan lotion last week and now he’s dead because he was run over by a car and you can’t tell me that’s not coincidence
• Suntan lotion means you don’t get sunburn and that’s woke and I want to be manly

Think I’ve made me case clear as day. Sound as a pound. Yeah, I’ve spent all my time typing this shouting sweet bloody murder because of the sunburn, but it does mean I got to skip work and that’s what life is all about, mate! Eh? So tell me wife to SLING HER HOOK so I can continue on me way, being a real man, not being a jessy.

Cheers,

Danny

Hi there, Danny! Not really sure what to add here other than you clearly have your priorities in life sorted. However, and whomever, it’s important to remember that old adage:

“A sunburn is for life, not just for Christmas.”

Therefore, you are indeed right to get on your wife’s case about this. You’re caring for, and nurturing, your sunburn into the next generation, so that future sunburns will be even more manly for the men of this world. That is simply science, based on empirical evidence, as God as our witness.

You’re a real hero, Danny. There aren’t many around these woke days, but from now on we mark 29th June as an annual tribute day to Danny, the sunburned man who screams in agony every time he breathes.

[ Sunbrunumo ]

Kelkaj lokoj allogas vin per sunrigardantaj kuŝseĝoj.

~ripozejo~

\eZ

#miksang #dailypic #aphotoaday
#Esperanto #photography #photo
#skibum #memoriesofwinter #wintermemories #winter #mountains #alps #alpine #ski #sking #snow #restaurant #rest #pause #break #deckchair #deckchairs
#sun #suntan

[ Sunbrunumo ]

Kelkaj lokoj allogas vin per sunrigardantaj kuŝseĝoj.

~ripozejo~

\eZ

#miksang #dailypic #aphotoaday
#Esperanto #photography #photo
#skibum #memoriesofwinter #wintermemories #winter #mountains #alps #alpine #ski #sking #snow #restaurant #rest #pause #break #deckchair #deckchairs
#sun #suntan

NHDTB-976: Suntan Girl Pool Shame – School Swimsuit Fantasy

Stream NHDTB-976, a sizzling school‑swimsuit tale by Sakurai Banira. Dive into sun‑kissed fun, big‑tits allure, and playful pool moments. Watch now!

https://jav.do/videos/nhdtb-976-nhdtb-976-suntan-girl-pool-shame-school-swimsuit-fantasy

#BigTits #SchoolGirls #Mini #SchoolSwimsuit #Suntan

BBTU-090: Rumina Sena Shines in Sun‑Kissed Gal Fantasy by Dogma

Stream BBTU-090, a sun‑tanned gal adventure starring Rumina Sena. Dive into her big‑tits, submissive charm in Dogma’s latest solo work.

https://jav.do/videos/bbtu-090-bbtu-090-rumina-sena-shines-in-sunkissed-gal-fantasy-by-dogma

#BigTits #Solowork #SubmissiveWoman #Gal #Suntan

Swimming trunks are a good alternative to speedos 🩲

#man #male #muscle #muscular #swimwear #adidas #suntan #abs #adonisbelt #fitness

Remains of a Hydrogen Research Center in the Mojave Desert. Part of USAF Project Suntan which looked at Hydrogen fuels for the CL-400 (reconnaissance aircraft) a in the mid 50's #abandoned #hydrogen #hydrogenfuel #suntan #usaf #projectsuntan #photography #Mojave #aviation #avgeek #skunkworks #CL400

Remains of a Hydrogen Research Center in the Mojave Desert. Part of USAF Project Suntan which looked at Hydrogen fuels for the CL-400 (reconnaissance aircraft) a in the mid 50's #abandoned #hydrogen #hydrogenfuel #suntan #usaf #projectsuntan #photography #Mojave #aviation #avgeek #skunkworks #CL400

Remains of a Hydrogen Research Center in the Mojave Desert. Part of USAF Project Suntan which looked at Hydrogen fuels for the CL-400 (reconnaissance aircraft) a in the mid 50's #abandoned #hydrogen #hydrogenfuel #suntan #usaf #projectsuntan #photography #Mojave #aviation #avgeek #skunkworks #CL400

Remains of a Hydrogen Research Center in the Mojave Desert. Part of USAF Project Suntan which looked at Hydrogen fuels for the CL-400 (reconnaissance aircraft) a in the mid 50's #abandoned #hydrogen #hydrogenfuel #suntan #usaf #projectsuntan #photography #Mojave #aviation #avgeek #skunkworks #CL400

Remains of a Hydrogen Research Center in the Mojave Desert. Part of USAF Project Suntan which looked at Hydrogen fuels for the CL-400 (reconnaissance aircraft) a in the mid 50's #abandoned #hydrogen #hydrogenfuel #suntan #usaf #projectsuntan #photography #Mojave #aviation #avgeek #skunkworks #CL400

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Rears #Rump #NiceAss #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

#JennyMcCarthy as April Morella

Season 6 Episode 16 "Freefall"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #Bikini #BaywatchBums #BaywatchBooty #Rears #Rump #NiceAss #Sexy #Swimwear #EyeCandy #Caboose #CabooseDay #Topless #Suntan #TanningOil #Freefall

There’s no such thing as a safe tan

The What’s Up Docs podcast from the BBC is an entertaining but factual podcast about health presented by two doctors, Chris and Xand van Tulleken (brothers and twins!) who find out to their dismay that they were wrong about the dangers of getting a nice healthy colour from the sun.

https://odd.blog/2025/07/16/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-safe-tan/

#suntan

There’s no such thing as a safe tan

The What’s Up Docs podcast from the BBC is an entertaining but factual podcast about health presented by two doctors, Chris and Xand van Tulleken (brothers and twins!) who find out to their dismay that they were wrong about the dangers of getting a nice healthy colour from the sun.

https://odd.blog/2025/07/16/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-safe-tan/

#suntan

There’s no such thing as a safe tan

The What’s Up Docs podcast from the BBC is an entertaining but factual podcast about health presented by two doctors, Chris and Xand van Tulleken (brothers and twins!) who find out to their dismay that they were wrong about the dangers of getting a nice healthy colour from the sun.

A tan occurs when UV radiation damages skin cells, causing them to produce more melanin as a protective response. This process involves DNA damage to skin cells, which can accumulate over time and potentially lead to skin cancer.

Sunburn is obviously harmful and painful. Even one blistering sunburn in childhood can double your lifetime risk of melanoma.

https://pca.st/9w4h1xpn

https://pca.st/y3rm4lz9

It’s a bit late for my Irish readers, as we had cloudless skies and a hot sun last week. Temperatures reached 25C where I was, so I slapped on the factor 50 sunscreen and made sure I was wearing a hat when I was outside. Many years ago, a neighbour died of skin cancer at the age of 52, only a few years older than I am now.

The Met Éireann UV Index page will show you what the UV index in Ireland is. If it’s 3 or over, you should be covering up with clothing or sunscreen. It’s quite alarming that the difference between a clear sky and a cloudy sky is 1-2 or 8-10 on that index.

#2024 #Health #samyangAf75mmF18Fe #sonyA7iii #Sun #suntan #weather

Azure is my favourite color 🐚

#man #male #muscle #muscular #speedos #sea #ocean #beach #sunshine #summer #water #suntan #photo #photography #masculine #beard