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  1. existence of windows hello implies of existence of windows goodbye
    #windows
    #stupidjokes

  2. #Jokes #stupidjokes

    You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
    weird-jokes.com/

  3. Hi, I'm new on #Mastodon, but I was in love with decentralized social networks even before the #Fediverse term was created. Remember #Identica? ;)

    Not many posts here yet, just a quick intro:

    * I post in german (native) & english (german).
    * topics: #photography, #music, #politics, #stupidjokes.
    * I test also #Pixelfed at @[email protected] & @[email protected]

    My old proprietary accounts for reference:

    * instagram.com/h45ch3k/
    * x.com/haschek

  4. Hi, I'm new on #Mastodon, but I was in love with decentralized social networks even before the #Fediverse term was created. Remember #Identica? ;)

    Not many posts here yet, just a quick intro:

    * I post in german (native) & english (german).
    * topics: #photography, #music, #politics, #stupidjokes.
    * I test also #Pixelfed at @[email protected] & @[email protected]

    My old proprietary accounts for reference:

    * instagram.com/h45ch3k/
    * x.com/haschek

  5. A random artwork from my gallery:

    "Duicat di Urbino" — 2015

    Long Venus is long! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that if Titian were alive today, he would have painted it just like this.

    johnconway.art/duicat_di_urbin

    #Art #Classics #Internet #Longcat #Octopus #Paintings #StupidJokes #Titian #Venus

  6. A random artwork from my gallery:

    "Duicat di Urbino" — 2015

    Long Venus is long! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that if Titian were alive today, he would have painted it just like this.

    johnconway.art/duicat_di_urbin

    #Art #Classics #Internet #Longcat #Octopus #Paintings #StupidJokes #Titian #Venus

  7. @coreyspowell all fake you blind people, everyone knows the earth is flat.. it's all a big conspiracy to controll the masses... 🤣

    #sarcasm #StupidJokes

  8. @coreyspowell all fake you blind people, everyone knows the earth is flat.. it's all a big conspiracy to controll the masses... 🤣

    #sarcasm #StupidJokes

  9. if I had my druthers, the word "druthers" would see a lot more usage jk #druthers #stupidJokes

  10. #introduction We're a kinda #band from #Sunderland UK, who've been making records since 2004. We have our own #recordingstudio 'cause frankly how else can anyone afford to make records these days. We've also set up our own #recordlabel #DaylightSavingRecords to release our excess recordings. Our #bignews releases come out through #MemphisIndustries of #London. Their tolerance of our nonsense is really admirable. I'm prone to telling #stupidjokes and resorting to #sarcasm.

  11. #introduction We're a kinda #band from #Sunderland UK, who've been making records since 2004. We have our own #recordingstudio 'cause frankly how else can anyone afford to make records these days. We've also set up our own #recordlabel #DaylightSavingRecords to release our excess recordings. Our #bignews releases come out through #MemphisIndustries of #London. Their tolerance of our nonsense is really admirable. I'm prone to telling #stupidjokes and resorting to #sarcasm.