#stupidesttimeline — Public Fediverse posts

Hahahahahahaha, omg y'all, this headline is *not* The Onion, although as Bob is my witless, I will buy the writer a round given the opportunity.

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

https://gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-not-to-trust-any-woman-willing-to-date-them-2000814283

So, as it turns out, most women don't want to make the beast with two backs with rage fueled bigots who get their rocks off by hurting people. And honeypots are outing the Secret Police, which is hysterical. You can lure these guys with a gunnysak dress and the right shade of blonde wig. Our Secret Police are so dumb. So. Dumb.

#ICE #FBI #honeypot #gizmodo #StupidestTimeline

Hahahahahahaha, omg y'all, this headline is *not* The Onion, although as Bob is my witless, I will buy the writer a round given the opportunity.

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

https://gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-not-to-trust-any-woman-willing-to-date-them-2000814283

So, as it turns out, most women don't want to make the beast with two backs with rage fueled bigots who get their rocks off by hurting people. And honeypots are outing the Secret Police, which is hysterical. You can lure these guys with a gunnysak dress and the right shade of blonde wig. Our Secret Police are so dumb. So. Dumb.

#ICE #FBI #honeypot #gizmodo #StupidestTimeline

Hahahahahahaha, omg y'all, this headline is *not* The Onion, although as Bob is my witless, I will buy the writer a round given the opportunity.

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

https://gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-not-to-trust-any-woman-willing-to-date-them-2000814283

So, as it turns out, most women don't want to make the beast with two backs with rage fueled bigots who get their rocks off by hurting people. And honeypots are outing the Secret Police, which is hysterical. You can lure these guys with a gunnysak dress and the right shade of blonde wig. Our Secret Police are so dumb. So. Dumb.

#ICE #FBI #honeypot #gizmodo #StupidestTimeline

Hahahahahahaha, omg y'all, this headline is *not* The Onion, although as Bob is my witless, I will buy the writer a round given the opportunity.

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

https://gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-not-to-trust-any-woman-willing-to-date-them-2000814283

So, as it turns out, most women don't want to make the beast with two backs with rage fueled bigots who get their rocks off by hurting people. And honeypots are outing the Secret Police, which is hysterical. You can lure these guys with a gunnysak dress and the right shade of blonde wig. Our Secret Police are so dumb. So. Dumb.

#ICE #FBI #honeypot #gizmodo #StupidestTimeline

These are America's ten worst states to live in for 2026 according to a recent CNBC article.

10. Arkansas (103)
9. Oklahoma (103)
8. Alabama (99)
7. Missouri (98)
6. Utah (95)
5. Georgia (89)
4. Louisiana (89)
3. Indiana (82)
2. Texas (78)
⭐ Tennessee (64)

I did a bit of light digging and every single state on this list has a Republican governor and a Republican majority in their state legislatures.

Crazy, right?

src: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/11/worst-states-to-live-in-america-2026.html

#StupidestTimeline
#Politics

These are America's ten worst states to live in for 2026 according to a recent CNBC article.

10. Arkansas (103)
9. Oklahoma (103)
8. Alabama (99)
7. Missouri (98)
6. Utah (95)
5. Georgia (89)
4. Louisiana (89)
3. Indiana (82)
2. Texas (78)
⭐ Tennessee (64)

I did a bit of light digging and every single state on this list has a Republican governor and a Republican majority in their state legislatures.

Crazy, right?

src: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/11/worst-states-to-live-in-america-2026.html

#StupidestTimeline
#Politics

These are America's ten worst states to live in for 2026 according to a recent CNBC article.

10. Arkansas (103)
9. Oklahoma (103)
8. Alabama (99)
7. Missouri (98)
6. Utah (95)
5. Georgia (89)
4. Louisiana (89)
3. Indiana (82)
2. Texas (78)
⭐ Tennessee (64)

I did a bit of light digging and every single state on this list has a Republican governor and a Republican majority in their state legislatures.

Crazy, right?

src: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/11/worst-states-to-live-in-america-2026.html

#StupidestTimeline
#Politics

These are America's ten worst states to live in for 2026 according to a recent CNBC article.

10. Arkansas (103)
9. Oklahoma (103)
8. Alabama (99)
7. Missouri (98)
6. Utah (95)
5. Georgia (89)
4. Louisiana (89)
3. Indiana (82)
2. Texas (78)
⭐ Tennessee (64)

I did a bit of light digging and every single state on this list has a Republican governor and a Republican majority in their state legislatures.

Crazy, right?

src: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/11/worst-states-to-live-in-america-2026.html

#StupidestTimeline
#Politics

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I found out that my nephew's wife is getting her US citizenship and I am severely conflicted about what I should say to her.

Maybe "congratulations" but with a question mark?

#WhereWeAre
#StupidestTimeline
#Immigration

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I found out that my nephew's wife is getting her US citizenship and I am severely conflicted about what I should say to her.

Maybe "congratulations" but with a question mark?

#WhereWeAre
#StupidestTimeline
#Immigration

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I found out that my nephew's wife is getting her US citizenship and I am severely conflicted about what I should say to her.

Maybe "congratulations" but with a question mark?

#WhereWeAre
#StupidestTimeline
#Immigration

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I found out that my nephew's wife is getting her US citizenship and I am severely conflicted about what I should say to her.

Maybe "congratulations" but with a question mark?

#WhereWeAre
#StupidestTimeline
#Immigration

I really hate it when I come across a conspiracy theory on the interwebs & think “yeah, that makes sense” #stupidesttimeline

I really hate it when I come across a conspiracy theory on the interwebs & think “yeah, that makes sense” #stupidesttimeline

What's the polymarket odds for polymarket being taken down by a competing gambling cartel?

#Polymarket #StupidestTimeline

What's the polymarket odds for polymarket being taken down by a competing gambling cartel?

#Polymarket #StupidestTimeline

What's the polymarket odds for polymarket being taken down by a competing gambling cartel?

#Polymarket #StupidestTimeline

A finger on the scales of justice.

So an avowed racist shoots 45 people and kills 23 in Texas in 2019 and gets a plea deal with a life sentence instead of the death penalty.

Meanwhile Luigi Mangione shoots and kills the CEO of UnitedHeathcare and the DOJ directs prosecutors to seek the death penalty.

I'm not pro death penalty but how exactly is this an equal application of justice?

Src: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/texas-el-paso-mass-shooting-walmart-death-penalty-plea-bargain/

Src: https://whyy.org/articles/luigi-mangione-death-penalty-unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing/

#Justice
#StupidestTimeline

A finger on the scales of justice.

So an avowed racist shoots 45 people and kills 23 in Texas in 2019 and gets a plea deal with a life sentence instead of the death penalty.

Meanwhile Luigi Mangione shoots and kills the CEO of UnitedHeathcare and the DOJ directs prosecutors to seek the death penalty.

I'm not pro death penalty but how exactly is this an equal application of justice?

Src: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/texas-el-paso-mass-shooting-walmart-death-penalty-plea-bargain/

Src: https://whyy.org/articles/luigi-mangione-death-penalty-unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing/

#Justice
#StupidestTimeline

A finger on the scales of justice.

So an avowed racist shoots 45 people and kills 23 in Texas in 2019 and gets a plea deal with a life sentence instead of the death penalty.

Meanwhile Luigi Mangione shoots and kills the CEO of UnitedHeathcare and the DOJ directs prosecutors to seek the death penalty.

I'm not pro death penalty but how exactly is this an equal application of justice?

Src: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/texas-el-paso-mass-shooting-walmart-death-penalty-plea-bargain/

Src: https://whyy.org/articles/luigi-mangione-death-penalty-unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing/

#Justice
#StupidestTimeline

A finger on the scales of justice.

So an avowed racist shoots 45 people and kills 23 in Texas in 2019 and gets a plea deal with a life sentence instead of the death penalty.

Meanwhile Luigi Mangione shoots and kills the CEO of UnitedHeathcare and the DOJ directs prosecutors to seek the death penalty.

I'm not pro death penalty but how exactly is this an equal application of justice?

Src: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/texas-el-paso-mass-shooting-walmart-death-penalty-plea-bargain/

Src: https://whyy.org/articles/luigi-mangione-death-penalty-unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing/

#Justice
#StupidestTimeline

Existential quitters.

Anybody else worried that if AI destroys or enslaves us we'll be known the universe over as the species that can't finish what we start.

* It's gonna be tough to repair that kind of reputational damage when they google us.

#AI
#StupidestTimeline

Existential quitters.

Anybody else worried that if AI destroys or enslaves us we'll be known the universe over as the species that can't finish what we start.

* It's gonna be tough to repair that kind of reputational damage when they google us.

#AI
#StupidestTimeline

Existential quitters.

Anybody else worried that if AI destroys or enslaves us we'll be known the universe over as the species that can't finish what we start.

* It's gonna be tough to repair that kind of reputational damage when they google us.

#AI
#StupidestTimeline

Existential quitters.

Anybody else worried that if AI destroys or enslaves us we'll be known the universe over as the species that can't finish what we start.

* It's gonna be tough to repair that kind of reputational damage when they google us.

#AI
#StupidestTimeline

Y’all, the Secretary of Scotch is out here embarrassing us in public again. Quoting Tarantino as though it were gospel. Literally.

These fake Xtians have never ever read the book they wave. Truly, my brothers and sisters, if you see anyone wearing diamond crucifixes, and proclaiming the name of the Prophet while besmirching his works, you can know that they are disciples of Mammon and Baal, and we need give them nothing but disdain.

I refer them to Matthew 7:23. (Ya know, an actual bible quote.) edit to say, ima drop a comment that is just bible quotes, so folks have ammo for this fight)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-quote-1236566414/

#hegseth #christianity #falseprophets #PulpFiction #SamuelJackson #Tarantino #StupidestTimeline

Y’all, the Secretary of Scotch is out here embarrassing us in public again. Quoting Tarantino as though it were gospel. Literally.

These fake Xtians have never ever read the book they wave. Truly, my brothers and sisters, if you see anyone wearing diamond crucifixes, and proclaiming the name of the Prophet while besmirching his works, you can know that they are disciples of Mammon and Baal, and we need give them nothing but disdain.

I refer them to Matthew 7:23. (Ya know, an actual bible quote.) edit to say, ima drop a comment that is just bible quotes, so folks have ammo for this fight)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-quote-1236566414/

#hegseth #christianity #falseprophets #PulpFiction #SamuelJackson #Tarantino #StupidestTimeline

Y’all, the Secretary of Scotch is out here embarrassing us in public again. Quoting Tarantino as though it were gospel. Literally.

These fake Xtians have never ever read the book they wave. Truly, my brothers and sisters, if you see anyone wearing diamond crucifixes, and proclaiming the name of the Prophet while besmirching his works, you can know that they are disciples of Mammon and Baal, and we need give them nothing but disdain.

I refer them to Matthew 7:23. (Ya know, an actual bible quote.) edit to say, ima drop a comment that is just bible quotes, so folks have ammo for this fight)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-quote-1236566414/

#hegseth #christianity #falseprophets #PulpFiction #SamuelJackson #Tarantino #StupidestTimeline

Y’all, the Secretary of Scotch is out here embarrassing us in public again. Quoting Tarantino as though it were gospel. Literally.

These fake Xtians have never ever read the book they wave. Truly, my brothers and sisters, if you see anyone wearing diamond crucifixes, and proclaiming the name of the Prophet while besmirching his works, you can know that they are disciples of Mammon and Baal, and we need give them nothing but disdain.

I refer them to Matthew 7:23. (Ya know, an actual bible quote.) edit to say, ima drop a comment that is just bible quotes, so folks have ammo for this fight)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-quote-1236566414/

#hegseth #christianity #falseprophets #PulpFiction #SamuelJackson #Tarantino #StupidestTimeline

I can't really explain the context or train of thought that led me here, but I thought it was funny in a very dark 21st century kinda way, and thought you might also get a brief "heh right?" wry amusement, and in this times, even that can feel a relief.

So, I wonder how much money it's costing Russia, Israel and China to form a human "iron dome" around our Demented in Chief to stop all the assassins who have surely tried.

(Dear 3initial agencies, this is what's known as humor. Perhaps not good humor, I'm not a humorist. I am also not making a threat against anyone. I do have champagne ready though, just in case. )

#trump #25th #StupidestTimeline #Corruption #WhyAreWeDoingThis

I can't really explain the context or train of thought that led me here, but I thought it was funny in a very dark 21st century kinda way, and thought you might also get a brief "heh right?" wry amusement, and in this times, even that can feel a relief.

So, I wonder how much money it's costing Russia, Israel and China to form a human "iron dome" around our Demented in Chief to stop all the assassins who have surely tried.

(Dear 3initial agencies, this is what's known as humor. Perhaps not good humor, I'm not a humorist. I am also not making a threat against anyone. I do have champagne ready though, just in case. )

#trump #25th #StupidestTimeline #Corruption #WhyAreWeDoingThis

I can't really explain the context or train of thought that led me here, but I thought it was funny in a very dark 21st century kinda way, and thought you might also get a brief "heh right?" wry amusement, and in this times, even that can feel a relief.

So, I wonder how much money it's costing Russia, Israel and China to form a human "iron dome" around our Demented in Chief to stop all the assassins who have surely tried.

(Dear 3initial agencies, this is what's known as humor. Perhaps not good humor, I'm not a humorist. I am also not making a threat against anyone. I do have champagne ready though, just in case. )

#trump #25th #StupidestTimeline #Corruption #WhyAreWeDoingThis

I can't really explain the context or train of thought that led me here, but I thought it was funny in a very dark 21st century kinda way, and thought you might also get a brief "heh right?" wry amusement, and in this times, even that can feel a relief.

So, I wonder how much money it's costing Russia, Israel and China to form a human "iron dome" around our Demented in Chief to stop all the assassins who have surely tried.

(Dear 3initial agencies, this is what's known as humor. Perhaps not good humor, I'm not a humorist. I am also not making a threat against anyone. I do have champagne ready though, just in case. )

#trump #25th #StupidestTimeline #Corruption #WhyAreWeDoingThis

Good morning for what I hope is NOT the last normal day of our existence.

If it turns out that today is the last normal day, then I wish us all good luck in the coming apocalyptic dystopia.

If someone has a chance, maybe scratch out a few words on a rock somewhere explaining why we stood by and let a moron steer the world into destruction.

Get a helmet, dark sunglasses and some lip-balm at the store today if you have the chance. 😔

#DangerouslyStupid
#StupidestTimeline

Good morning for what I hope is NOT the last normal day of our existence.

If it turns out that today is the last normal day, then I wish us all good luck in the coming apocalyptic dystopia.

If someone has a chance, maybe scratch out a few words on a rock somewhere explaining why we stood by and let a moron steer the world into destruction.

Get a helmet, dark sunglasses and some lip-balm at the store today if you have the chance. 😔

#DangerouslyStupid
#StupidestTimeline

Good morning for what I hope is NOT the last normal day of our existence.

If it turns out that today is the last normal day, then I wish us all good luck in the coming apocalyptic dystopia.

If someone has a chance, maybe scratch out a few words on a rock somewhere explaining why we stood by and let a moron steer the world into destruction.

Get a helmet, dark sunglasses and some lip-balm at the store today if you have the chance. 😔

#DangerouslyStupid
#StupidestTimeline

Good morning for what I hope is NOT the last normal day of our existence.

If it turns out that today is the last normal day, then I wish us all good luck in the coming apocalyptic dystopia.

If someone has a chance, maybe scratch out a few words on a rock somewhere explaining why we stood by and let a moron steer the world into destruction.

Get a helmet, dark sunglasses and some lip-balm at the store today if you have the chance. 😔

#DangerouslyStupid
#StupidestTimeline

Great!

Gaussian Splats - yet another new technology to help us lie and deceive one another.

Add it to the pile I suppose.

Nothing is real but the lie anymore.

P.S. I'm betting porn is going to love this tech.

src: https://youtu.be/X8yRlA7jqEQ

#NothingButLies
#StupidestTimeline

Great!

Gaussian Splats - yet another new technology to help us lie and deceive one another.

Add it to the pile I suppose.

Nothing is real but the lie anymore.

P.S. I'm betting porn is going to love this tech.

src: https://youtu.be/X8yRlA7jqEQ

#NothingButLies
#StupidestTimeline

Great!

Gaussian Splats - yet another new technology to help us lie and deceive one another.

Add it to the pile I suppose.

Nothing is real but the lie anymore.

P.S. I'm betting porn is going to love this tech.

src: https://youtu.be/X8yRlA7jqEQ

#NothingButLies
#StupidestTimeline

Great!

Gaussian Splats - yet another new technology to help us lie and deceive one another.

Add it to the pile I suppose.

Nothing is real but the lie anymore.

P.S. I'm betting porn is going to love this tech.

src: https://youtu.be/X8yRlA7jqEQ

#NothingButLies
#StupidestTimeline

Oh, you know what’s really fun about Ellison Panopticon Datacenters of Doom?

AI data centers are creating "data heat islands" that can increase local land surface temperatures by an average of 2°C (3.6°F), with extreme cases recording rises up to 9.1°C (16.4°F). These facilities, which produce massive amounts of waste heat from high-energy computing, impact surrounding areas up to 10 kilometers away, affecting over 340 million people worldwide.

So that’s exciting!

Reported initially by New Scientist, but it’s paywalled and archive links no longer work for me. Archive.org I guess has beef with some backbone provider and I’m caught in infinite captcha hell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/ai-data-center-heat-islands-usage-climate-b2949418.html

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline #EpsteinClass

Oh, you know what’s really fun about Ellison Panopticon Datacenters of Doom?

AI data centers are creating "data heat islands" that can increase local land surface temperatures by an average of 2°C (3.6°F), with extreme cases recording rises up to 9.1°C (16.4°F). These facilities, which produce massive amounts of waste heat from high-energy computing, impact surrounding areas up to 10 kilometers away, affecting over 340 million people worldwide.

So that’s exciting!

Reported initially by New Scientist, but it’s paywalled and archive links no longer work for me. Archive.org I guess has beef with some backbone provider and I’m caught in infinite captcha hell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/ai-data-center-heat-islands-usage-climate-b2949418.html

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline #EpsteinClass

Oh, you know what’s really fun about Ellison Panopticon Datacenters of Doom?

AI data centers are creating "data heat islands" that can increase local land surface temperatures by an average of 2°C (3.6°F), with extreme cases recording rises up to 9.1°C (16.4°F). These facilities, which produce massive amounts of waste heat from high-energy computing, impact surrounding areas up to 10 kilometers away, affecting over 340 million people worldwide.

So that’s exciting!

Reported initially by New Scientist, but it’s paywalled and archive links no longer work for me. Archive.org I guess has beef with some backbone provider and I’m caught in infinite captcha hell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/ai-data-center-heat-islands-usage-climate-b2949418.html

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline #EpsteinClass

Oh, you know what’s really fun about Ellison Panopticon Datacenters of Doom?

AI data centers are creating "data heat islands" that can increase local land surface temperatures by an average of 2°C (3.6°F), with extreme cases recording rises up to 9.1°C (16.4°F). These facilities, which produce massive amounts of waste heat from high-energy computing, impact surrounding areas up to 10 kilometers away, affecting over 340 million people worldwide.

So that’s exciting!

Reported initially by New Scientist, but it’s paywalled and archive links no longer work for me. Archive.org I guess has beef with some backbone provider and I’m caught in infinite captcha hell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/ai-data-center-heat-islands-usage-climate-b2949418.html

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline #EpsteinClass

I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days'”.

#HowItsGoing
#StupidestTimeline

src: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/31/ice-agents-marine-corps-graduation

I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days'”.

#HowItsGoing
#StupidestTimeline

src: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/31/ice-agents-marine-corps-graduation

I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days'”.

#HowItsGoing
#StupidestTimeline

src: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/31/ice-agents-marine-corps-graduation

I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days'”.

#HowItsGoing
#StupidestTimeline

src: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/31/ice-agents-marine-corps-graduation

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

And let us not forget this blast from the past, where Larry said the panopticon is necessary to make everyone behave the way he thinks they should.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/16/oracle_ai_mass_surveillance_cloud/

A Bruce Springsteen lyric keeps running through my head; Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least. I realize the song was not meant as a revolutionary anthem, and in context it doesn’t make sense as one, but something about it holds true for this situation.

These are small fragile men, the #EpsteinClass, their egos stretch far beyond their human containers and the things they cannot abide, more than anything else, is to be ridiculed or ignored.

We need to make being a billionaire morally abhorrent, someone you’d twitch your skirts away from. There is no moral excuse for billionaires to exist, and they should not. We should shun them from polite society. And laugh at their outrage.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

And let us not forget this blast from the past, where Larry said the panopticon is necessary to make everyone behave the way he thinks they should.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/16/oracle_ai_mass_surveillance_cloud/

A Bruce Springsteen lyric keeps running through my head; Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least. I realize the song was not meant as a revolutionary anthem, and in context it doesn’t make sense as one, but something about it holds true for this situation.

These are small fragile men, the #EpsteinClass, their egos stretch far beyond their human containers and the things they cannot abide, more than anything else, is to be ridiculed or ignored.

We need to make being a billionaire morally abhorrent, someone you’d twitch your skirts away from. There is no moral excuse for billionaires to exist, and they should not. We should shun them from polite society. And laugh at their outrage.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

And let us not forget this blast from the past, where Larry said the panopticon is necessary to make everyone behave the way he thinks they should.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/16/oracle_ai_mass_surveillance_cloud/

A Bruce Springsteen lyric keeps running through my head; Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least. I realize the song was not meant as a revolutionary anthem, and in context it doesn’t make sense as one, but something about it holds true for this situation.

These are small fragile men, the #EpsteinClass, their egos stretch far beyond their human containers and the things they cannot abide, more than anything else, is to be ridiculed or ignored.

We need to make being a billionaire morally abhorrent, someone you’d twitch your skirts away from. There is no moral excuse for billionaires to exist, and they should not. We should shun them from polite society. And laugh at their outrage.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

And let us not forget this blast from the past, where Larry said the panopticon is necessary to make everyone behave the way he thinks they should.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/09/16/oracle_ai_mass_surveillance_cloud/

A Bruce Springsteen lyric keeps running through my head; Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least. I realize the song was not meant as a revolutionary anthem, and in context it doesn’t make sense as one, but something about it holds true for this situation.

These are small fragile men, the #EpsteinClass, their egos stretch far beyond their human containers and the things they cannot abide, more than anything else, is to be ridiculed or ignored.

We need to make being a billionaire morally abhorrent, someone you’d twitch your skirts away from. There is no moral excuse for billionaires to exist, and they should not. We should shun them from polite society. And laugh at their outrage.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/do-no-harm-terms-and-conditions-may

Hey, speaking of Evil, Ellison and Oracle, Oracle acquired Cerner for $28.3 billion; all the clinical records from 14,000 medical facilities, the CMS contract covering Medicare and Medicaid for 150 million Americans, a federal designation that lets them see health data moving across the entire system, and a commercial AI product selling access to 129 million patient records that launched 13 days before the CMS contract was announced.

HIPAA was supposed to prevent this, but it doesn't. And the contract that governs what Oracle can do with your Medicare data has never been made public.

TAKE ACTION — Show Us The Contract:
thedreydossier.github.io/show-us-the-contract/

Full written investigation with every source cited and linked.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/do-no-harm-terms-and-conditions-may

Hey, speaking of Evil, Ellison and Oracle, Oracle acquired Cerner for $28.3 billion; all the clinical records from 14,000 medical facilities, the CMS contract covering Medicare and Medicaid for 150 million Americans, a federal designation that lets them see health data moving across the entire system, and a commercial AI product selling access to 129 million patient records that launched 13 days before the CMS contract was announced.

HIPAA was supposed to prevent this, but it doesn't. And the contract that governs what Oracle can do with your Medicare data has never been made public.

TAKE ACTION — Show Us The Contract:
thedreydossier.github.io/show-us-the-contract/

Full written investigation with every source cited and linked.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/do-no-harm-terms-and-conditions-may

Hey, speaking of Evil, Ellison and Oracle, Oracle acquired Cerner for $28.3 billion; all the clinical records from 14,000 medical facilities, the CMS contract covering Medicare and Medicaid for 150 million Americans, a federal designation that lets them see health data moving across the entire system, and a commercial AI product selling access to 129 million patient records that launched 13 days before the CMS contract was announced.

HIPAA was supposed to prevent this, but it doesn't. And the contract that governs what Oracle can do with your Medicare data has never been made public.

TAKE ACTION — Show Us The Contract:
thedreydossier.github.io/show-us-the-contract/

Full written investigation with every source cited and linked.

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/do-no-harm-terms-and-conditions-may

Hey, speaking of Evil, Ellison and Oracle, Oracle acquired Cerner for $28.3 billion; all the clinical records from 14,000 medical facilities, the CMS contract covering Medicare and Medicaid for 150 million Americans, a federal designation that lets them see health data moving across the entire system, and a commercial AI product selling access to 129 million patient records that launched 13 days before the CMS contract was announced.

HIPAA was supposed to prevent this, but it doesn't. And the contract that governs what Oracle can do with your Medicare data has never been made public.

TAKE ACTION — Show Us The Contract:
thedreydossier.github.io/show-us-the-contract/

Full written investigation with every source cited and linked.

As of March 31, 2026, Larry Ellison's net worth is estimated to be around $258 billion, according to Bloomberg, placing him among the world's top three richest individuals. His wealth is primarily derived from his 40% ownership stake in Oracle.

Today, Oracle began executing what analysts estimate could be its largest layoff in history, with reports of 20,000 to 30,000 job cuts affecting roughly 18% of its global workforce.

Employees received termination emails from "Oracle Leadership" at 6 a.m. with no prior warning, marking the day of the email as their final working day.

The restructuring is driven by Oracle's need to fund an aggressive $156 billion AI infrastructure buildout. The company reported a 95% jump in net income to $6.13 billion last quarter.

I need some carpenters and a sword maker with a big anvil. 2026, Make Guillotines Great Again.

https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

As of March 31, 2026, Larry Ellison's net worth is estimated to be around $258 billion, according to Bloomberg, placing him among the world's top three richest individuals. His wealth is primarily derived from his 40% ownership stake in Oracle.

Today, Oracle began executing what analysts estimate could be its largest layoff in history, with reports of 20,000 to 30,000 job cuts affecting roughly 18% of its global workforce.

Employees received termination emails from "Oracle Leadership" at 6 a.m. with no prior warning, marking the day of the email as their final working day.

The restructuring is driven by Oracle's need to fund an aggressive $156 billion AI infrastructure buildout. The company reported a 95% jump in net income to $6.13 billion last quarter.

I need some carpenters and a sword maker with a big anvil. 2026, Make Guillotines Great Again.

https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline

As of March 31, 2026, Larry Ellison's net worth is estimated to be around $258 billion, according to Bloomberg, placing him among the world's top three richest individuals. His wealth is primarily derived from his 40% ownership stake in Oracle.

Today, Oracle began executing what analysts estimate could be its largest layoff in history, with reports of 20,000 to 30,000 job cuts affecting roughly 18% of its global workforce.

Employees received termination emails from "Oracle Leadership" at 6 a.m. with no prior warning, marking the day of the email as their final working day.

The restructuring is driven by Oracle's need to fund an aggressive $156 billion AI infrastructure buildout. The company reported a 95% jump in net income to $6.13 billion last quarter.

I need some carpenters and a sword maker with a big anvil. 2026, Make Guillotines Great Again.

https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

#capitalism #layoffs #oracle #guillotines #ellison #techbros #StupidestTimeline