#straightbananas — Public Fediverse posts

Scientists just discovered a remote Caribbean island where every banana grows perfectly arrow-straight. Zero curves.
The banana industry is ecstatic: 'Finally, easier to pack and transport!'
Meanwhile, the public is horrified: 'Nobody’s gonna trust a straight banana.'

#StraightBananas #CaribbeanMystery #bananas

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/plant-facts/straight-bananas

Scientists just discovered a remote Caribbean island where every banana grows perfectly arrow-straight. Zero curves.
The banana industry is ecstatic: 'Finally, easier to pack and transport!'
Meanwhile, the public is horrified: 'Nobody’s gonna trust a straight banana.'

#StraightBananas #CaribbeanMystery #bananas

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/plant-facts/straight-bananas

Scientists just discovered a remote Caribbean island where every banana grows perfectly arrow-straight. Zero curves.
The banana industry is ecstatic: 'Finally, easier to pack and transport!'
Meanwhile, the public is horrified: 'Nobody’s gonna trust a straight banana.'

#StraightBananas #CaribbeanMystery #bananas

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/plant-facts/straight-bananas

Scientists just discovered a remote Caribbean island where every banana grows perfectly arrow-straight. Zero curves.
The banana industry is ecstatic: 'Finally, easier to pack and transport!'
Meanwhile, the public is horrified: 'Nobody’s gonna trust a straight banana.'

#StraightBananas #CaribbeanMystery #bananas

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/plant-facts/straight-bananas

Scientists just discovered a remote Caribbean island where every banana grows perfectly arrow-straight. Zero curves.
The banana industry is ecstatic: 'Finally, easier to pack and transport!'
Meanwhile, the public is horrified: 'Nobody’s gonna trust a straight banana.'

#StraightBananas #CaribbeanMystery #bananas

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/plant-facts/straight-bananas

@bbcnewsfeed
Assuming that this isn't a late April fool gag, the solution to all these ridiculous food naming pseudo-problems was set out clearly in Yes Minister: you just stick the word 'British' in font of the name.
This nonsense is so refreshing!
#nostalgia #eurocracy #marmalade #jam #StraightBananas #BritishSausage

@bbcnewsfeed
Assuming that this isn't a late April fool gag, the solution to all these ridiculous food naming pseudo-problems was set out clearly in Yes Minister: you just stick the word 'British' in font of the name.
This nonsense is so refreshing!
#nostalgia #eurocracy #marmalade #jam #StraightBananas #BritishSausage

@bbcnewsfeed
Assuming that this isn't a late April fool gag, the solution to all these ridiculous food naming pseudo-problems was set out clearly in Yes Minister: you just stick the word 'British' in font of the name.
This nonsense is so refreshing!
#nostalgia #eurocracy #marmalade #jam #StraightBananas #BritishSausage

@bbcnewsfeed
Assuming that this isn't a late April fool gag, the solution to all these ridiculous food naming pseudo-problems was set out clearly in Yes Minister: you just stick the word 'British' in font of the name.
This nonsense is so refreshing!
#nostalgia #eurocracy #marmalade #jam #StraightBananas #BritishSausage