#stonerthoughts — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #stonerthoughts, aggregated by home.social.
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So, your iPhone is essentially just a pocket Mac! #StonerThoughts courtesy of @SapphireRose91
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#StonerThoughts Why can't we have a microwave like appliance that makes things cold?
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Me, discovering relativity while shifting paradigms:
Im too short
No, everyone else is too tall
Wait, maybe everyone else is just taller than me?
Am i the right amount of shortWe are all the correct height ✨
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🎵 Prove to me that you're Divine. Change my water into wine. 🎵
Sorry. I was thinking it. Now you are too. 😁
#Divine #JesusChristSuperstar #edibles #PinkFlamingoes #StonerThoughts #JohnWaters
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Me: I'm feeling much better now. I could totally go without weed if I had to!
Weed: That's the weed talking.
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Why is Illinois pronounced ill-in-oy and not ill-in-wah? 🤔
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Perhaps instead of a unified theory of gravity, we need a unified theory of Humanity.
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Does your weed dealer count as a small business?
Asking for a friend 😎
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It dawned on me… Smokey and Craig.. two grown niggas… literally couldnt come up with $100 between the both of them in 24 hrs to save their life🥴 #stonerthoughts
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It's gonna be a two gummy night, tonight.
#StonerThoughts #ElectionNight -
Don't ever let them tell you that using a capo is cheating. It is a fun way to enjoy playing guitar and Johnny Cash used one so there.
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so where my morning stoners at?
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so where my morning stoners at?
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so where my morning stoners at?
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so where my morning stoners at?
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so where my morning stoners at?
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CW: Cannabis shirt
I figure one of y’all wants this shirt.
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(That’s what being in the present moment is like.)
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I am the needle on the record of my perception.
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So, there are NO accountants on Mastodon. That either means accounting, in general, is way above the intellect of Mastodon users, or accounting, in general, is way below the intellect of Mastodon users. o_O
either way I'm fucked.
#account #accounting #accountants #accountant #financial #finances #finance #intellect #intellectual #intelligence #science
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Space Ghost:C2C is streaming on YouTube rn.
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Space Ghost: Coast to Coast is peak postmodernism.
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Scooby “Doobie” Doo is the lost Doobie Brother.
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I mean, it’s Scooby “Doobie” Doo. They knew exactly what they were doing.
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I got to thinking about this. A tiny, insignificant piece of metallic dust orbiting the sun, the Parker probe is currently unlocking the secrets of a celestial body. And it's sharing this forbidden, god-level knowledge with carbon-based, dust-sized specks inhabiting the surface of a small rock that orbits it. No wonder the sun spits solar flares at us.
#parkersolarprobe #astronomy #science #stonerthoughts
https://qz.com/nasa-parker-solar-probe-sun-eruption-space-weather-1851385937
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The shitposting stuff I do in the evenings PST are mostly #StonerThoughts. Except the puns and #HashtagGames. Those are legit professional work.
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Is there a hashtag where stoners post their random stoner thoughts? Like things you’d say if you were with cool stoner buddies like happens on movies? The deep stuff, the weird stuff, the nonsense stuff that seems more funny than it is?
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There’s a part of me that hopes that if I ever slip into Alzheimer’s that at the end the only thing I can remember are the beginning lyrics to Michael McDonalds “I Keep Forgettin'”.
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There's a rather deep rabbit hole one can go down when you get stoned and start checking out tech vids. I started out just checking back in to the PC space, CPU/GPU/PC reviews and such. Just catching up on stuff I've mostly ignored as a primarily Console based gamer (PC is for MMOs 😜 ). Now I'm watching people repair stuff, lot of GPU/PCB repair channels on YT. Watching people do that fiddly work is engrossing. #PC #PCRepair #Tech #StonerThoughts
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CW: Depressin
@baralheia Think if we stood out in the middle of nowhere with loud music and a laser light show with our thumbs out stretched, the aliens would come and pick us up and take us to an alternate dimension where shits not all fucked up? #StonerThoughts #WishfulThinking #IDontKnowHowHashTagsWork
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Fork: *In normal voice*
“Commercial: Fun to play with. Not to eat!”*In deep, grumbly voice*
“Kids internal dialogue: FEEL the playdough! TASTE the playdough!”
