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#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

There's #GoingToBe #SomeFootball soon... #AtSomePoint... #Soonish™️

#BraceYourselves...

#OneDay... #Someone is #Going to #Have to #ExplainFootball... #OneDay...

#ButNotToday...

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#BusyBeingEuropean #BeingRetired #BeingLegal #SomewhereInEurope #KeepingITVague #EULaw #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ThisAintTexes #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

#OneDay...

#Someone's going to #HaveTo #ExplainFootball... #Properly...

In #ReallyBasicTerms; #So that the #AngryOrangeWotsit can #Win another #FIFAPeacePrize; #OrSomething...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#JustLikeTwitterX

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #StillNotKansas...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillNotHitler

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

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#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

#ThisChristmas we're #GoingToDeclare: #IndependentStatehood and #JoinNATO with #NectarPoints...

#YouKnow; #BeingMostlyEuropean; #StayingEuropean with #MostlyEurope... :europe:

#WhateverHappenedTo: #EMail...?

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#BeingVeryGallic #StillNotGerman #BeMoreViking #TheGauls #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotHitler

#NotBeingGerman; #NotToday... #StillNotGerman

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth, #People...!

We should #DefinitelyHave #AnotherPrideMonth; #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#BeMoreViking #JoinTheVikings #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean

#NotBeingGerman; #NotToday... #StillNotGerman

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth, #People...!

We should #DefinitelyHave #AnotherPrideMonth; #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#BeMoreViking #JoinTheVikings #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...

#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople

Also, #DicordIsForImbeciles...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!

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