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Justice for Damon Butler 😠
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You can see the producers/editors setting up a "guy with good tattooing skills but mediocre artistic sensibilities" vs "guy who's a next-level artist but inexperienced and with weak tattooing fundamentals" dynamic
...oh they axed Damon, the good artist with weak fundamentals. I liked him. ☹️
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These fucking early season judges, man. Oliver and Chris: 👎👎
This dude (Keith) did a beautiful tattoo, a groovy head with a sinister beetle in the hair, and the judges are So Mad that the face isn't hotter and more feminine. Very clearly communicating "if you tattoo a picture of a woman, I goddamn well better be able to masturbate to her" 😐
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I think what gets my dander up about these early seasons of #Inkmaster is the growly "if you can't absorb infinite amounts of belittling and cruelty than you simply can't hack it in the spiky manly man's world of TATTOOING" vibe. Very early 2010s
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I wonder how Edgar Allan Poe would feel about all the 21st century people with tattoos of his face
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It's exactly as silly but way less stressful to watch, basically
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Couldn't cope with the vintage 2013 unpleasantness of early #InkMaster so we skipped ahead to episode one of season fourteen and the change in tone is unsurprising but still pretty remarkable.
I guess it is kinda nice that over the years someone realized viewers would rather see more positive feedback from the judges and would prefer watching competitors act mostly supportive of each other to the sour little moments of sniping and skullduggery of the first three seasons
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Ugh Tatu Baby and Kyle seem SO equal to me. Argh!! I don't think it's gonna be Jime.
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...unless this is a big fakeout and they're eliminating Jime?!
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Down to the final four and I gotta say I feel like they are setting up Tatu Baby for Not Success
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Time 4 more brain poison
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Oh and I'm still upset about the "etch a design into an actual human skull" flash challenge. Not cool!
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I hope he only had to read the "Spike TV and Taco Bell are giving viewers the opportunity to go to inkmaster dot spike dot com" line once and they just edited it into every episode. I don't hold him in the highest esteem or anything, but that line still somehow feels beneath Dave Navarro's dignity.
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Overall I could do with 100% less 2013 synthetic interpersonal drama. Take all the time wasted making these people snipe at each other and drink Jägermeister and SHOW MORE TATTOOING
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...we are DEEP into season three and this obnoxious show is simply breaking me
Gonna travel back in time and short sheet the judges' and producers' beds.
First of all, JUSTICE FOR CRAIG FOSTER I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT THIS
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...I might be coming around on the jury of human canvases thing
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...this jury of human canvases thing is just going to get way too complicated
...wait were those guys from the flash challenge not actual inmates?! What is going on.
Season three is chaotic. #InkMaster #SquatchWatches
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I mean, I guess some of the incarcerated guys who got tattooed seem happy? I guess? I feel weird about this
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Haha wow it's kind of fucked up they're opening up with a flash challenge that involves contestants tattooing prisoners in prison!! This country is poison!?
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Hmmm what if I numb my debilitating anxiety with season three of #InkMaster.
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(We're deep into season two of #InkMaster, alternating with episodes of Tattoo Nightmares.)
The more they pick on Kay Kutta's tattoos, the more I like them. Justice for Kay Kutta.
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Hm, at the risk of sounding like some kind of weirdo, I would die for Tommy, Jasmine, and Big Gus.
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Some might say halfway through the first episode is too soon, but I know what's what and I'm ready to call it: this is the greatest show in the history of television.
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Oh my GOD they do little flashback reenactments of the clients getting their bad tattoos?! Like a true crime show??
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@jdekg: "One of the episodes is just called 'Penis Neck'"
Me: "I was put on Earth to watch this show"
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I should hashtag these tattoo reality TV posts so normal people can mute me when I get like this. #TattooNightmares #SquatchWatches