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  1. A player on the field slipped on #dip and hurt their hip.

    They resolved to eat the dip when a member of the crowd tossed them a packet of crackers.

    The commentator was unsure as to whether this behaviour was allowed in the rules. The commentators partner said yes, reciting the rule in full. You can eat dip on which you slip so long as the cream is whipped. The first commentator said he meant the #covid rules.

    The #sportsperson, stretchered, finished by licking their lip.

    #skit #funny #comedy

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