home.social

#spieslikeus — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #spieslikeus, aggregated by home.social.

fetched live
  1. #SpiesLikeUs

    [trying to buy time by making something up]
    They... they sent me here t-to assassinate your Premier!
    Let's cut his fingers off anyway.

    (cw: features Chevy Chase)

    #BloatyMcBloatface

    clip.cafe/spies-like-us-1985/a

  2. #SpiesLikeUs

    [trying to buy time by making something up]
    They... they sent me here t-to assassinate your Premier!
    Let's cut his fingers off anyway.

    (cw: features Chevy Chase)

    #BloatyMcBloatface

    clip.cafe/spies-like-us-1985/a

  3. My approval ratings were tanking.

    So, I asked a chatbot what to do.

    It said, "A weapon unused is a useless weapon."

    And at that moment I knew what to do.

    What's a bunker buster if the bunker doesn't bust? Kaboom!

    What else you got?

    Next time, give credit where credit is due.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spies_

    #SpiesLikeUs #Movies #Film #Chatbots #weapons #kaboom #FolkifiedPoprageousness

  4. my hunch is that Zmoney told Turdboy that he knew the codeword for their crimey plan, then Turdboy got freaked out and lost his sh1zzn1pp4ge... ummm i wonder what the classified intel he shared was? #turdboy #zmoney #intel #intelligence #allies #fbi #cia #law #spy #spiesLikeUs

  5. my hunch is that Zmoney told Turdboy that he knew the codeword for their crimey plan, then Turdboy got freaked out and lost his sh1zzn1pp4ge... ummm i wonder what the classified intel he shared was? #turdboy #zmoney #intel #intelligence #allies #fbi #cia #law #spy #spiesLikeUs

  6. @darren @cdarwin and, "Let's be clear." This $h!t could've ended last May! It looks like Trump managed to concoct an October Surprise of his own after all. Are we in the Twilight Zone? Fool me once, sure, but hotter than a baker's oven? WTAF is going on around here? He's literally tap-dancing on Carter's grave. That's textbook diabolical right?

    Johnny, if you're out there, will you please send us some Ghost Riders?

    social.vivaldi.net/@cmthiede/1

    youtu.be/3LtmZM0OWO8

    #MuzakLessons #JohnnyCash #GhostRiders #CashIsKing #TwilightZone #JimmyCarter #Diabolical #SpiesLikeUs