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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews with #SomeNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #InAMood; his #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't been #Delivered yet and there are #AFewSixFooters on #StandBy #Waiting for #ITs #Arrival...

We shall have to #Think of #SomethingElse #ToDo while we're #StillWaiting...

#ISuppose we could #AllPopDown to #TheShed and #DrinkBeer and #TakeALook at #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArsehole... #Again...

#YouKnow, for a #Second and #Third #Opinions; #Maybe a #Fourth and #Fifth #Opinions, too... | #PopPopPop

He #PlaysWell with #Others... And, #MoreIsBetter, #Right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT'll #TakeHisMind #OffIT...

#BTW: The #GoodGrass is #ReallyGood... And, there's #LoadsOfIT...

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#SixFooters #BeingSixFooters #LikeAScrum #NotForSale

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTeaTimeNotNews with a #TotallyNotNews #NewsUpdate about #SomeNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #ABitFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArseSyndrome has #NotBeenAProblem...

We #StoppedOff / #ParkedUp in a #Layby so that he could #CheckHimself and I #DoubleChecked; #So, #StillNotAProblem... With #Consent

#Meanwhie, #TheBFF has been #VeryBusy...

I can #Sense that there will be #Soup in #TheFuture and #SomeChilli...

Have a #Sammidge #OrSomething while you're #Waiting...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #MakeTimeForBacon #FluffForBrains

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews with a #HappyBaconSammidgeDay #BaconSammidge and #SomeNotNews...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#AllThisTalk of #Web4; like #Web3 was #SuchASuccess...

#TheInternet is #StillOn...

We've just #DoubleChecked... What are you #GoingToDo with #IT...?

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr2lmo

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNews and #NotNews... With #SomeNotNews

How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Have "they/them" #KnittedThemselves #EnoughFlags, yet...?

"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNews and #NotNews... With #SomeNotNews and #SomeWeather... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?

"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNewsNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With #News and #SomeNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#DontForget... #Websites...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNewsNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With #News and #SomeNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

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