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Interview #2: Should Index Funds Replace Children?

What happens when a lifelong spreadsheet enthusiast concludes that children are the biggest obstacle to financial independence? In this exclusive interview, Charlie Context challenges Mr. Miles Spreadsheet's bold proposal to replace parenthood with index funds. What begins as a debate on compounding, passive investing, and early retirement gradually turns into a deeper question: Who are we really building wealth for? Expect spreadsheets, philosophy, awkward silences, and a Ministry inquiry that no financial planner saw coming.

https://satiregpt.wordpress.com/2026/07/24/interview-2-should-index-funds-replace-children/

Tanka “Celebrity Row”

Fairweather fandom
When superrich celebrate 
Watch party riots
Outsiders are arrested
The real winner is Manna

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