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🩷 #SnoringBeauty 121 🔵
Pro tip: When you're testing a new combat exo frame... don't forget which is the safeword to unlock it and get it off.
Me? I didn't forget mine. I just... mentally misplaced it... temporally.
...
It was something related to squirrels.
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 120 ⚪
"Hey, are you really sure this photo album is yours?"
...Yeah?
"Then this bride with the feathers is you?"
Er...
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 119 ⚪
When the mean girls at the mall are behind you being mean about what you wear but you're vibin' 🎶
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 118 ⚫
Touchy tainted tentacles, that tickle down your toes 🎶
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 117 🔴
Be careful to not accidentally use blast magic on a sports car and sending the driver to the hospital, some witches may come to take revenge...
What? Nah, they didn't know that guy, they were just pissed off I used magic on their territory.
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 116 ⚫
Yeah, I know it's an incognito mission, but can't I wear anything else?
...
Okay...
Wait, wait, I can do it myself!
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 115 🔴
Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's Red Trai- (Trail)
*proceeds to be punched into a building by a giant robot*
And, er... ah, I also used a bathub with a chain as a wrecking ball!
Superpowers? Em... not used them too much, no...
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 114 ⚪
When the players have to also be cheerleaders... or was it the other way around?
🟡 #SnoringBeauty 113 ⚫
*yawn* It seems I fell aslee-
Oh, come on! Can't even take a nap without you four pulling your dress up shenanigans?
And where did you get all this from, where in the middle of the street!
Sigh, why the hell I never wake up in time...
🟤 #SnoringBeauty 112 🟡
Which time is it? It's witching time!
...
Okay, okay, I know it's bad, got nothin' else!
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 111 ⚫
'You don't mind coming with me, right? Just for moral support!'
'Oh, no, one of the girls could not arrive! What do we do?'
'Nah, don't worry, the machine will handle everything!'
'WARNING: SUBJECT NOT COOPERATING'
Ugh, this thing is crushing me! Last time I agree to help without asking!
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 110 🔵
When you're promoted to the princess' personal guard... but she gets to choose the armor.
She seemed quite interested in trigonometry, tho.
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 109 ⚪
Don't worry, I just want to talk, to de-bat-e, if you will!
Oh, the bat? I don't like to get my hands dirty!
🩷 #SnoringBeauty 108 ⚫
When 'assembling an outfit' is more literal than it seems...
Yeah, puzzle pieces. Got nothin' else.
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 107 🔴
We interrupt your emission of "don't press the big red button of the strange room you just woke up in" to offer you "Sai, the unirider"! With Sai, the unirider!
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 106 ⚫
Felt cute at the office, might delete late-
*BOOM*
Oops, a bomb exploded next door, gotta go bye!
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 105 ⚫
Listening to a trashy political speech or designing stage outfits...?
Pfft, not much of a choice, isn't it?
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 104 ⚪
Sigh, I should have picked armor when I arrived to the maze supply room, now this one is the only left... I really hope it's enough against berserker wall-phasing endermen
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 103 🔵
Erm... I think this isn't the Wonderland...
🩷 #SnoringBeauty 101 🩷
Tsk, if I had known they'd dress me up like this I wouldn't have shaken off the hypnosis...
🔵#SnoringBeauty 100 🔵
Glaceon, the Silver General!
🟡 #SnoringBeauty 100 🟡
Jolteon, the Gold General!
🔵#SnoringBeauty 99 🟣
Yay! First candidate for a talent show! Huh, I get to choose the topic of the questions? Okay, that's nice.
*later*
Crap, I took to long, I missed some details!
... Oh, I get to participate first?
Wait, why do you mean with 'wearing what the last winner used'? What did she wear?
...
Sigh.
🟠 #SnoringBeauty 98 🟠
Not a lot to say about this one, I think it had to do something with online shopping?
🔴#SnoringBeauty 97🟣
It's that time! The city needs a magical girl!
...
Except it's not magical at all, it's more ghost possession
Also, there's no cute magical costume, just a very breezy fallen angel
There isn't a quirky pet, instead there are two ghost with very little respect for personal space
And not a girl either
...
*cue Batman transition SFX*
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 96 ⚪
What is wrong with people nowadays? You can't ask for refuge in a blizzard from the archer skeletons without the caravan owner kidnapping you while asleep and then leaving you in whatever big ass mansion anymore!
And what the hell had she in mind with this wedding dress...
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 92 ⚫
Do you wanna build a snowman... 🎶
No, I didn't. I actually got the hell outta there when I saw the costume truck, not sure exactly why...
⚫#SnoringBeauty 91🟠
Slashing giant golems to pieces in full Ghost Rider mode, just your typical day, right?
🟤 #SnoringBeauty 90 🟣
> Gets isekai'd into Wakfu universe
> Immediately gets kidnapped
> ???
> Protfit
⚪#SnoringBeauty 89 🟡
Nothing to see here, just a fancy ornament thingy, moving on...
🔴#SnoringBeauty 88 ⚫
Okay, Sai, it's just a night out at a bar... just stay cool, yeah!
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 87 🔴
Touhou has so many waifus that sometimes it's very difficult to choose which one to cosplay...
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 86 🔵
So, your teacher just dragged you to the showers for a deep clean before a big 'thing' she volunteered you into to help her?
Yeah!
Could you see what it was?
Em... no.
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 85 + N1🟢
When your friend and you ditch a museum exposition and just go randomly under the rain... until you find an abandonded soccer ball and try your best to not snap your feet in two with an impromptu match.
But fear not, because she had not one but TWO (2) spare dresses on her bag to return home after the rain!
Why she had those... I didn't question it too much, it was that or pneumonia.
What a nice friend, tho :3
Rocket is dreaming. Or just snoring?
#dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi #dogs #poodle #hunde #primafeingemacht #martinabrandl #snoringbeauty #snoringdog #sleepingdogs #sleepingdogsmovie #sleepingdogsofmastodon #rocketthepoodle
🩷 #SnoringBeauty 84 🩷
"Now, you must be ready for an undercover mission in any kind of setting and environment, whether it be a professional, servile or formal"
Why everything has to be pink tho...
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 83 ⚫
Oh, dear, I think I fainted in math class...
Uh? What do you mean what am I wearing?
🟡#SnoringBeauty 82 🔵
When you're in the middle of a dream but it begins to crash down out of nowhere and your brain starts blasting you design notes like a meth-full flamingo with a megaphone.
So... yeah, linen soldier, I guess.
🟤 #SnoringBeauty 81 🟤
Hey, I don't know a thing about couples therapy, but... are you really sure this improvised photoshoot would improve how I see myself?
Okay, then, you're the expert here...
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 80 🔴
You three, stop giggling already! I lost the race, and now I'm wearing this crap, let's get this all done at once, this is pretty embarrassing as it is!
And you better keep those photos to yourselves!
🔵#SnoringBeauty 79 ⚪
Imagine walking on the busiest downtown street like this...
Luckily it was 6 AM and it was all empty, lol
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 78 🔵
Go, Miniice!
*cute beeping noises*
#crossdressing #digitalArt #krita #drawingDreams #pokemon #fakemon
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 77 🔴
Yaaaay, my dress for prom finally arrived!!
...
Yeah, on retrospective, that was clearly a dream.
🟢 #SnoringBeauty 76🟣
And then, after running away in that alien goo infested space station and kicking a giant ant alien, we got stuck in a chamber.
Turns out, she got infected with the goo and stuff happened.
With erotic results.
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 75🔵
... and whem it finally arrives after you order it... Dang it!
zzzz…
Hmm? Oh, hi!
New year, new social media to terrorize, huh?
Hi. I'm Sai. Like, in shy, which… it is also applicable. I'm an artist, tho not a professional -mainly because I'm not getting paid- and I fled the conventional social media and their now unavoidable awful environment a few years ago. Been posting drawings on Mastodon this last year -you can see most of my stuff on #SnoringBeauty-, and I felt like spreading a bit. Besides, never had tumblr, so… why not something similar?
I'll try to be a bit more active than simply two drawings per week, maybe doodles and silly stuff. And puns. And Simpsons references. And Simpsons puns. Probably some coding stuff and 3D modelling too, we'll see.
Fear me. :BlobCat_Googly_Knife:
Toodle-oo!
🟤 #SnoringBeauty 74 ⚫
When you see something pretty on the TV and you just think 'I want it!'
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 73 🟣
Pre-warming beds in a hotel? Hmm, looks like an easy and comfy job...
*later*
...
Seriously, a dog uniform? Do I have to bark too?
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 72 🟣
Mmngh... hmoph dmh Ih kemh gemmhing imgoh thimph khign ogh twoughne...
(Translation: How do I keep getting into this kind of trouble...)
🔵#SnoringBeauty 71 🔵
Beware, browsing the internet looking for references can get you to... strange places
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 69 ⚫
Remember, being a boy is NOT an excuse to avoid being the bride on a wedding. Especially if the mob godmother says so.
Ugh, it better be my ticket outta all this, being jammed in this dress is a nightmare!
🟣#SnoringBeauty 68 🟣 (part 2)
And up! And up! And up!
🟣#SnoringBeauty 68 🟣 (part 1)
Magical girl? Sai to the rescue! Now in different power levels and capilar intensity!