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  1. A quotation from Jean Kerr

    BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.

    Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
    Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)

    More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability

  2. A quotation from Jean Kerr

    BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.

    Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
    Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)

    More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability

  3. A quotation from Jean Kerr

    BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.

    Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
    Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)

    More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability

  4. A quotation from Jean Kerr

    BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.

    Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
    Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)

    More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability

  5. A quotation from Jean Kerr

    BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.

    Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
    Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)

    More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability

  6. April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
    May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
    June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
    Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
    #fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
    theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

  7. April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
    May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
    June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
    Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
    #fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
    theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

  8. April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
    May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
    June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
    Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
    #fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
    theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

  9. April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
    May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
    June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
    Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
    #fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
    theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

  10. April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
    May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
    June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
    Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
    #fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
    theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

  11. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  12. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  13. "Please sneeze on me, like on one of your French girls."

    "AAAATCHOOOO!"

    "Ew!!!!!"

    #snot #sneeze #mucus

  14. The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.

    #sneeze #hand #legality #workshop

  15. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  16. 82K ppl at Metlife Stadium for Shakira concert May 15 may have been exposed to measles. Out of state attendee became sick, fessed up. 1 in 5 who get it will need hospitalization(!) Symptoms might not appear til June 6!
    I got blood work done, & sure enough, I'm getting my measles booster - MMR - measles mumps rubella.
    #MaskUp #measles #BirdFlu #COVID #LongCOVID #airborne #virus #disease #stadium #concert #exposed #cough #sneeze #contagious #asymptomatic #spreader #event people.com/officials-warn-meas

  17. 82K ppl at Metlife Stadium for Shakira concert May 15 may have been exposed to measles. Out of state attendee became sick, fessed up. 1 in 5 who get it will need hospitalization(!) Symptoms might not appear til June 6!
    I got blood work done, & sure enough, I'm getting my measles booster - MMR - measles mumps rubella.
    #MaskUp #measles #BirdFlu #COVID #LongCOVID #airborne #virus #disease #stadium #concert #exposed #cough #sneeze #contagious #asymptomatic #spreader #event people.com/officials-warn-meas

  18. Random Thoughts

    I am wrapping up my lunch break on this random Wednesday in March and I thought I’d jot down a couple of thoughts for posterity. Ready? Okay, let’s roll….

    • Want to know something that sucks? I brought two ounces of Planters Salted Peanuts with me for lunch today (14 grams of protein). I took a small handful (my gastric bypassed body can’t handle more than a small handful at a time without getting sick) and popped it into my maw. I chewed it up a little (again, part of the post-gastric bypass world means chewing the holy hell out of everything, which sounds silly and obvious [like, didn’t you chew the holy hell out of everything before surgery? I thought I did, but apparently not] but until you fail to chew something down enough you can’t really understand) and suddenly and without warning I had to sneeze. Know what’s gross? Sneezing with a mouthful of partially chewed up peanuts… that’s what’s gross. Worse? 20 seconds after you sneeze, when you think you’ve recovered and cleaned up the mess… you sneeze again. Ugh.
    • Elon Musk posted to his nazi social media site that he didn’t understand why people are out to get him. He said he sells things that are good and that he’s never hurt anyone. Never hurt anyone? Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking moron? This nazi fucker’s end can’t come soon enough. Deport his moronic ass to mars and be done with it.
    • We have a contractor coming tomorrow. We have two contractors coming Friday. March 2025 will go down in family history as the month of the contractors. We just can’t get away from them. Please please please let this be the end of it for a while.
    • We are one week and one day away from the start of the Boston Red Sox 2025 season. No matter what happens, they can’t be any more painful to watch than the Bruins were this year. Even if they come in dead last again it still won’t suck as badly as the B’s. I’m thinking about signing up for an online subscription to NESN (the New England Sports Network. The TV network that carries both the Red Sox and the Bruins). I think my days of being a radio-only Red Sox fan might be coming to an end. I haven’t decided one way or the other yet, but I think it’s going to happen… we’ll see.
    • I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. Did I mention I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone? Who am I kidding. I want to buy a tenor saxophone. Only if it’s a good one though. Aw, hell.

    Okay. I have to get back to work now. This is all I have time for right now. I’ll probably write up some more brain droppings later. It’s one of those days, if you know what I mean.

    #BostonBruins #BostonRedSox #contractors #disgusting #electrician #gross #kitchenContractors #lunch #MajorLeagueBaseball #MLB #musicalInstrument #muskIsAFascist #muskIsANazi #muskIsEvil #NESN #newEnglandSportsNetwork #Peanuts #plumber #RedSox #saxophone #sendMuskToMars #sneeze #tenorSaxophone

  19. Here’s to your health! How to respond in Hebrew to a 🤧 SNEEZE 😊

    How do you say it in your language?

    #sneeze #hebrew #language #goodhealth #blessyou

  20. For those few #covidzero people like me, who still think it's crucial to avoid catching #covid, I'm sharing a #USA blog. I'd like to share #UK #covidupdates but we don't have them. I'm a#covidhermit as others don't even cover their mouths when they #cough & #sneeze, they neither wear #masks nor #distance whether they have the #virus or not. They think #airborne #covid19 isn't transmissible outside.
    drruth.substack.com/p/covid-ne
    #CovidIsNotOver #LongCovid #COVIDisAirborne #COVIDIsVascular #COVID19

  21. Autumn is less than 5 days away, but the allergies I had growing up in Montana don't use a calendar. I hope this Nasonex / Claritin combo helps... I don't want to always sound like I have a code in my node.

    #Montana #allergies #itchy #ears #mouth #sneeze #congestion #Nasonex #Claritin #Monday #spring #summer #autumn #fall #winter

  22. Autumn is less than 5 days away, but the allergies I had growing up in Montana don't use a calendar. I hope this Nasonex / Claritin combo helps... I don't want to always sound like I have a code in my node.

    #Montana #allergies #itchy #ears #mouth #sneeze #congestion #Nasonex #Claritin #Monday #spring #summer #autumn #fall #winter

  23. My weekend project - labeling and upgrading all the #RG59 cables and wall plates in our 65 year old house. Ran a brand new, shorter, and more direct cable to our #CableModem and the signal is vastly improved as you can see in the second picture. Venturing into in the dusty crawl space was well worth it! #HomeInternet #DOCSIS #cough #WhoInstalledThis #cabling #sneeze

  24. My weekend project - labeling and upgrading all the #RG59 cables and wall plates in our 65 year old house. Ran a brand new, shorter, and more direct cable to our #CableModem and the signal is vastly improved as you can see in the second picture. Venturing into in the dusty crawl space was well worth it! #HomeInternet #DOCSIS #cough #WhoInstalledThis #cabling #sneeze