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  1. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
    esa.int/Science_Exploration/Hu #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated

  6. "Please sneeze on me, like on one of your French girls."

    "AAAATCHOOOO!"

    "Ew!!!!!"

    #snot #sneeze #mucus

  7. "Please sneeze on me, like on one of your French girls."

    "AAAATCHOOOO!"

    "Ew!!!!!"

    #snot #sneeze #mucus

  8. "Please sneeze on me, like on one of your French girls."

    "AAAATCHOOOO!"

    "Ew!!!!!"

    #snot #sneeze #mucus

  9. "Please sneeze on me, like on one of your French girls."

    "AAAATCHOOOO!"

    "Ew!!!!!"

    #snot #sneeze #mucus

  10. Did Aggie's Local Shop village run. Countless cars sitting idling to melt a hard overnight frost. By the time I got back to the house the sun had warmed my living room so much I thought I'd absentmindedly stuck the heating on. Only drawback? A very high pollen count.

    #ItsGeyBrawTheGlen #sneeze 🌞

  11. After a saying the phrase, "God bless you." is used by stupid people who think saying this phrase will prevent a soul from escaping a body. Instead use or .

  12. The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.

    #sneeze #hand #legality #workshop

  13. The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.

    #sneeze #hand #legality #workshop

  14. The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.

    #sneeze #hand #legality #workshop

  15. The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.

    #sneeze #hand #legality #workshop

  16. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  17. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  18. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  19. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  20. Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
    Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
    1.4 times as often,
    2.3 times as often, or
    4.7 times as often.
    Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
    #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
    nature.com/articles/s43856-026

  21. I sneezed, and then my cat gave me side-eye, like:

    "Don't you dare explode, bastard!"

    #cats #sneeze

  22. I sneezed, and then my cat gave me side-eye, like:

    "Don't you dare explode, bastard!"

    #cats #sneeze

  23. I sneezed, and then my cat gave me side-eye, like:

    "Don't you dare explode, bastard!"

    #cats #sneeze

  24. I sneezed, and then my cat gave me side-eye, like:

    "Don't you dare explode, bastard!"

    #cats #sneeze