#sneeze — Public Fediverse posts
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BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.
Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability
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BOB: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? There’s nothing to do but let it splash.
Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Mary, Mary, Act 2 (1961)More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84573/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #jeankerr #helplessness #inevitability #lossofcontrol #sneeze #spatter #spill #splash #uncontrollability
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April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
#fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/18/lackland-air-force-base-flu-outbreak -
April, Hegseth: No mandatory flu vaccines.
May: Only 40% of recruits "op-in" and get the flu vaccine.
June: TX Air Force base residents see 160 confirmed cases of flu, one death unconfirmed.
Today: All Lackland residents forced to get flu vaccine.
#fascist #USA #ChristoFascist #bodily #autonomy #vaccine #AirForce #military #base #mandatory #public #health #crisis #COVID #MaskUp #influenza #airborne #particles #sneeze #cough
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/18/lackland-air-force-base-flu-outbreak -
Also a sneeze.. ATCHOOO ARWOOO!!
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Also a sneeze.. ATCHOOO ARWOOO!!
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🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Human_and_Robotic_Exploration/The_toxic_side_of_the_Moon #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀✨ So, let me get this straight: 12 astronauts had a "sneeze party" on the Moon because apparently, #lunar #dust is just #space #dandruff with a side of burnt gunpowder cologne. 🌙💨 Who knew that #moonwalking could trigger the universe's most exclusive allergy club? 🤧🌌
https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Human_and_Robotic_Exploration/The_toxic_side_of_the_Moon #sneeze #party #astronaut #antics #HackerNews #ngated -
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The legal ramifications of sneezing into your own hand. Are you aware of them? No? Then you should attend our workshop.
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Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
1.4 times as often,
2.3 times as often, or
4.7 times as often.
Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
#CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43856-026-01460-6 -
Study of over 3M(!) US insured, came out Feb 25:
Compared to getting the flu, ppl w COVID were found to get *diff types of kidney disease*
1.4 times as often,
2.3 times as often, or
4.7 times as often.
Daily Mail says (Mar 1) risk of developing an incurable kidney disease increases about 50%, after having COVID.
#CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #mask #FaceShield #influenza #COVID #LongCOVID #kidney #disease #increase #airborne #CovidIsAirborn #sneeze #shield #salad #bar
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43856-026-01460-6 -
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Remember to always cover your mouth and wear a mask around others.
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Remember to always cover your mouth and wear a mask around others.
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A sneezing Northern Mockingbird.
#sneeze #bird #birds #birding #birdphotography #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography #citybirds #queensnyc #mockingbird
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Something is going around... make sure you dont catch it !
https://youtube.com/shorts/bMcINV8l4Gk?si=9QzDiUjCWXaHg-tV
#b3d #greasepencil #shortfilm #animals #wildanimation #blowfish #frog #moose #underwater #sneeze #cg #animation #characters #cute #claypencil #clay
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It's always time for the Tiptree Sneeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4BFvwwj-o -
It's always time for the Tiptree Sneeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4BFvwwj-o -
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You ever sneeze, and snot comes out of your nose & mouth.
You grab a tissue to catch it. And you're fast. And you catch it all. (so you think)
About 40mins later, you move your hand and it's some stuck on the end of a dreadlock.
No? Just me?
Cool
Brother
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You ever sneeze, and snot comes out of your nose & mouth.
You grab a tissue to catch it. And you're fast. And you catch it all. (so you think)
About 40mins later, you move your hand and it's some stuck on the end of a dreadlock.
No? Just me?
Cool
Brother
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🚀 #Astrophysics has hit a new low: a group of astronomers just wasted their time typing 8005 words about a spotted #space #sneeze, ASASSN-25cm, and called it "science" 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, the cosmos yawns, waiting for the next 'important' discovery involving a celestial speck of dust. 🪐✨
https://www.astronomerstelegram.org/?read=17228 #Astronomy #Science #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 #Astrophysics has hit a new low: a group of astronomers just wasted their time typing 8005 words about a spotted #space #sneeze, ASASSN-25cm, and called it "science" 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, the cosmos yawns, waiting for the next 'important' discovery involving a celestial speck of dust. 🪐✨
https://www.astronomerstelegram.org/?read=17228 #Astronomy #Science #HackerNews #ngated -
82K ppl at Metlife Stadium for Shakira concert May 15 may have been exposed to measles. Out of state attendee became sick, fessed up. 1 in 5 who get it will need hospitalization(!) Symptoms might not appear til June 6!
I got blood work done, & sure enough, I'm getting my measles booster - MMR - measles mumps rubella.
#MaskUp #measles #BirdFlu #COVID #LongCOVID #airborne #virus #disease #stadium #concert #exposed #cough #sneeze #contagious #asymptomatic #spreader #event https://people.com/officials-warn-measles-exposure-shakira-nj-concert-metlife-stadium-east-rutherford-11739152 -
82K ppl at Metlife Stadium for Shakira concert May 15 may have been exposed to measles. Out of state attendee became sick, fessed up. 1 in 5 who get it will need hospitalization(!) Symptoms might not appear til June 6!
I got blood work done, & sure enough, I'm getting my measles booster - MMR - measles mumps rubella.
#MaskUp #measles #BirdFlu #COVID #LongCOVID #airborne #virus #disease #stadium #concert #exposed #cough #sneeze #contagious #asymptomatic #spreader #event https://people.com/officials-warn-measles-exposure-shakira-nj-concert-metlife-stadium-east-rutherford-11739152 -
Hey, #NewYorkCity, cases are way up, week over week. This wave has hit Asia and is coming to the US via NYC and LA right now. [Link is to NY state COVID wastewater surveillance map.]
#MaskUp #CovidIsNotOver #COVID #LongCOVID #flu #BirdFlu #measles #respirator #face #shield #cough #sneeze #asymptomatic #cases #airborne #disease #illness #infectious #infect #wave #spread #case #subway #train #bus #sidewalk #bar #restaurant #theatre #air #filtration #system https://coronavirus.health.ny.gov/covid-19-wastewater-surveillance -
Hey, #NewYorkCity, cases are way up, week over week. This wave has hit Asia and is coming to the US via NYC and LA right now. [Link is to NY state COVID wastewater surveillance map.]
#MaskUp #CovidIsNotOver #COVID #LongCOVID #flu #BirdFlu #measles #respirator #face #shield #cough #sneeze #asymptomatic #cases #airborne #disease #illness #infectious #infect #wave #spread #case #subway #train #bus #sidewalk #bar #restaurant #theatre #air #filtration #system https://coronavirus.health.ny.gov/covid-19-wastewater-surveillance -
#Science of the loud #sneeze, illustrated
Sneeze smarter, not louder: The science of a quieter sneeze
Sneeze control involves regulating your breathing the moment you feel a sneeze coming, as well as relaxing your vocal cords.
They even go over How to sneeze more quietly (if you want to)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/interactive/2025/sneeze-reflex-loud-sound/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzQzMTM0NDAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzQ0NTE2Nzk5LCJpYXQiOjE3NDMxMzQ0MDAsImp0aSI6ImYxNjQwMTUwLWI4OTMtNDYxOC05MjQzLWE2N2ZlNzg0YWRlNyIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS93ZWxsbmVzcy9pbnRlcmFjdGl2ZS8yMDI1L3NuZWV6ZS1yZWZsZXgtbG91ZC1zb3VuZC8ifQ.G2nWw7vGHKTtcd2u67ph8A9nwcF-hTh635zDcuJNffc&itid=gfta -
#Science of the loud #sneeze, illustrated
Sneeze smarter, not louder: The science of a quieter sneeze
Sneeze control involves regulating your breathing the moment you feel a sneeze coming, as well as relaxing your vocal cords.
They even go over How to sneeze more quietly (if you want to)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/interactive/2025/sneeze-reflex-loud-sound/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzQzMTM0NDAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzQ0NTE2Nzk5LCJpYXQiOjE3NDMxMzQ0MDAsImp0aSI6ImYxNjQwMTUwLWI4OTMtNDYxOC05MjQzLWE2N2ZlNzg0YWRlNyIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS93ZWxsbmVzcy9pbnRlcmFjdGl2ZS8yMDI1L3NuZWV6ZS1yZWZsZXgtbG91ZC1zb3VuZC8ifQ.G2nWw7vGHKTtcd2u67ph8A9nwcF-hTh635zDcuJNffc&itid=gfta -
"#fv25, it's nothin' if not sneezeworthy..."
"i'm here to sneeze all over your #blackParade"
#CaTurdAy
#sunDog
#dogsOfPixelFed
#museodon
#mastoArt
#chihuahua
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"I'd like a cup of snot, please."
"[Sneezes.] There you go!"
"Thank you!"
"You're welcome. Come back next time I need to sneeze."
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AAA ....ACHOOOOO!!!
Ugh.. I think I have some fur in my nose...
Haha. Jason having a heckin' sneeze attack!
Jason is myself
Art is by RogueFurs from FA
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Random Thoughts
I am wrapping up my lunch break on this random Wednesday in March and I thought I’d jot down a couple of thoughts for posterity. Ready? Okay, let’s roll….
- Want to know something that sucks? I brought two ounces of Planters Salted Peanuts with me for lunch today (14 grams of protein). I took a small handful (my gastric bypassed body can’t handle more than a small handful at a time without getting sick) and popped it into my maw. I chewed it up a little (again, part of the post-gastric bypass world means chewing the holy hell out of everything, which sounds silly and obvious [like, didn’t you chew the holy hell out of everything before surgery? I thought I did, but apparently not] but until you fail to chew something down enough you can’t really understand) and suddenly and without warning I had to sneeze. Know what’s gross? Sneezing with a mouthful of partially chewed up peanuts… that’s what’s gross. Worse? 20 seconds after you sneeze, when you think you’ve recovered and cleaned up the mess… you sneeze again. Ugh.
- Elon Musk posted to his nazi social media site that he didn’t understand why people are out to get him. He said he sells things that are good and that he’s never hurt anyone. Never hurt anyone? Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking moron? This nazi fucker’s end can’t come soon enough. Deport his moronic ass to mars and be done with it.
- We have a contractor coming tomorrow. We have two contractors coming Friday. March 2025 will go down in family history as the month of the contractors. We just can’t get away from them. Please please please let this be the end of it for a while.
- We are one week and one day away from the start of the Boston Red Sox 2025 season. No matter what happens, they can’t be any more painful to watch than the Bruins were this year. Even if they come in dead last again it still won’t suck as badly as the B’s. I’m thinking about signing up for an online subscription to NESN (the New England Sports Network. The TV network that carries both the Red Sox and the Bruins). I think my days of being a radio-only Red Sox fan might be coming to an end. I haven’t decided one way or the other yet, but I think it’s going to happen… we’ll see.
- I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone. Did I mention I don’t want to buy a tenor saxophone? Who am I kidding. I want to buy a tenor saxophone. Only if it’s a good one though. Aw, hell.
Okay. I have to get back to work now. This is all I have time for right now. I’ll probably write up some more brain droppings later. It’s one of those days, if you know what I mean.
#BostonBruins #BostonRedSox #contractors #disgusting #electrician #gross #kitchenContractors #lunch #MajorLeagueBaseball #MLB #musicalInstrument #muskIsAFascist #muskIsANazi #muskIsEvil #NESN #newEnglandSportsNetwork #Peanuts #plumber #RedSox #saxophone #sendMuskToMars #sneeze #tenorSaxophone
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"Nothing to #Sneeze At"
https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/phrases/nothing-to-sneeze-at-2
In the 17th century, #sneezing was considered a symbol of status as people believed it #clearedtheirhead and stimulated their #brain. Soon sneezing at will became a way to show one's #disapproval, #lackofinterest and #boredom.
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THIS!
though I usually only sneeze in groups of 4 or 5 (though it is increasing as I age, oddly... used to be 3 or 4.) My sneezes are LOUD, I take after my Maternal Grandpa on that.
It is usually a few seconds between my sneezes also, so a bit confusing...
#Sneeze #SNEEZE #SNEEZE
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I just sneezed and scared the shit out of my cat! Not a great way to start #Caturday. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #sneeze
