#snailpace β Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #snailpace, aggregated by home.social.
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π¨ππ€ Behold the Swiss AI #Initiative, where government grants π©βπ»π€ meet a timeline so glacial, even snails are embarrassed. A dazzling spectacle of #bureaucracy, they promise to fund AI #research by the next millennium! πβ³
https://www.swiss-ai.org #SwissAI #Funding #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
π Celebrating 30 years of HPC: where the #hardware sprints ahead like Usain Bolt on a caffeine binge, yet languages crawl slower than a snail stuck in molasses! ππ» Our top-notch scientists have achieved the impossible: advancing #technology without advancing the tools to use it. Bravo! ππ
https://chapel-lang.org/blog/posts/30years/ #HPC #30years #progress #software #advancement #snailpace #HackerNews #ngated -
πͺπΊπ The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? π Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. π€π #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? ππ
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
πͺπΊπ The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? π Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. π€π #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? ππ
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
πͺπΊπ The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? π Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. π€π #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? ππ
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
πͺπΊπ The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? π Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. π€π #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? ππ
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
πͺπΊπ The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? π Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. π€π #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? ππ
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
ππ Wow, #groundbreaking discovery: using a VPN can actually make things faster! π€― Next up, scientists reveal water is wet and the sky is blue. Thanks, Sherlock, but we'll stick to our snail-paced connections and existential dread. π’πΌ
https://marc-bowes.com/postgres-direct-tls.html #VPNs #Discoveries #InternetSpeed #TechHumor #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated