#snailpace — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #snailpace, aggregated by home.social.
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🇨🇭🤖 Behold the Swiss AI #Initiative, where government grants 👩💻🤑 meet a timeline so glacial, even snails are embarrassed. A dazzling spectacle of #bureaucracy, they promise to fund AI #research by the next millennium! 🎉⏳
https://www.swiss-ai.org #SwissAI #Funding #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Celebrating 30 years of HPC: where the #hardware sprints ahead like Usain Bolt on a caffeine binge, yet languages crawl slower than a snail stuck in molasses! 🐌💻 Our top-notch scientists have achieved the impossible: advancing #technology without advancing the tools to use it. Bravo! 🙄👏
https://chapel-lang.org/blog/posts/30years/ #HPC #30years #progress #software #advancement #snailpace #HackerNews #ngated -
🇪🇺🎉 The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? 🙄 Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. 🤔🔍 #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? 🚀🐌
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
🇪🇺🎉 The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? 🙄 Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. 🤔🔍 #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? 🚀🐌
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
🇪🇺🎉 The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? 🙄 Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. 🤔🔍 #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? 🚀🐌
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
🇪🇺🎉 The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? 🙄 Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. 🤔🔍 #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? 🚀🐌
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
🇪🇺🎉 The European Parliament gave Chat Control 1.0 the boot, because who doesn't love a good privacy drama? 🙄 Big Tech's apparently been naughty, peeking at your messages, but now they have until 2026 to pretend like they care. 🤔🔍 #PrivacyWins but #SnailPace, anyone? 🚀🐌
https://bsky.app/profile/tuta.com/post/3mhxkfowv322c #PrivacyDrama #BigTech #Accountability #ChatControl2026 #EUParliament #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a "billion-dollar" AI tool with the security of a wet paper bag. 🙄 Who knew lawyers could be so careless with *confidential* files? Just one email, and voilà, you're the admin now. 🤦♂️ Let's hear it for the "responsible" disclosure process that even a snail could outrun! 🐌🎉
https://alexschapiro.com/security/vulnerability/2025/12/02/filevine-api-100k #billiondollarAI #securitybreach #lawyerfail #confidentialfiles #responsible_disclosure #snailpace #HackerNews #ngated -
🌐🚀 Wow, #groundbreaking discovery: using a VPN can actually make things faster! 🤯 Next up, scientists reveal water is wet and the sky is blue. Thanks, Sherlock, but we'll stick to our snail-paced connections and existential dread. 🐢💼
https://marc-bowes.com/postgres-direct-tls.html #VPNs #Discoveries #InternetSpeed #TechHumor #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news from 2025: TeX Live is back with another riveting ISO release! 🚀 Now you can experience the thrill of downloading it through a maze of torrents and mirrors slower than a snail on a treadmill. And don't worry, those 'coming soon' links will keep you on the edge of your seat for months! 😂🌐
https://www.texastim.dev/tex-live-2025-iso-available-via-torrent/ #TeXLive2025 #ISORelease #DownloadThrills #TorrentMaze #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news from 2025: TeX Live is back with another riveting ISO release! 🚀 Now you can experience the thrill of downloading it through a maze of torrents and mirrors slower than a snail on a treadmill. And don't worry, those 'coming soon' links will keep you on the edge of your seat for months! 😂🌐
https://www.texastim.dev/tex-live-2025-iso-available-via-torrent/ #TeXLive2025 #ISORelease #DownloadThrills #TorrentMaze #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news from 2025: TeX Live is back with another riveting ISO release! 🚀 Now you can experience the thrill of downloading it through a maze of torrents and mirrors slower than a snail on a treadmill. And don't worry, those 'coming soon' links will keep you on the edge of your seat for months! 😂🌐
https://www.texastim.dev/tex-live-2025-iso-available-via-torrent/ #TeXLive2025 #ISORelease #DownloadThrills #TorrentMaze #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking news from 2025: TeX Live is back with another riveting ISO release! 🚀 Now you can experience the thrill of downloading it through a maze of torrents and mirrors slower than a snail on a treadmill. And don't worry, those 'coming soon' links will keep you on the edge of your seat for months! 😂🌐
https://www.texastim.dev/tex-live-2025-iso-available-via-torrent/ #TeXLive2025 #ISORelease #DownloadThrills #TorrentMaze #SnailPace #HackerNews #ngated