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Advertising industry, a parable in two parts:
Ad industry spends a couple of decades and develops interactive, scripted tracking advertisement technology involving incredibly fast automated bidding, interest-matching, distribution, in addition to all kinds of metrics that take advantage of the 2-way communication of the internet to reinforce ads, measure their distribution and performance, and other stuff.
The only advertisement I've seen in the last year that actually interested me enough to look up the company on the internet: painted on the side of a disused tractor-trailer parked in a farmer's field near the highway I was driving on yesterday.
#advertising #marketing #fail #failure #ClickThrough #effective #effectiveness #ad #ads #useless #SlowClap #outstanding
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Advertising industry, a parable in two parts:
Ad industry spends a couple of decades and develops interactive, scripted tracking advertisement technology involving incredibly fast automated bidding, interest-matching, distribution, in addition to all kinds of metrics that take advantage of the 2-way communication of the internet to reinforce ads, measure their distribution and performance, and other stuff.
The only advertisement I've seen in the last year that actually interested me enough to look up the company on the internet: painted on the side of a disused tractor-trailer parked in a farmer's field near the highway I was driving on yesterday.
#advertising #marketing #fail #failure #ClickThrough #effective #effectiveness #ad #ads #useless #SlowClap #outstanding
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Advertising industry, a parable in two parts:
Ad industry spends a couple of decades and develops interactive, scripted tracking advertisement technology involving incredibly fast automated bidding, interest-matching, distribution, in addition to all kinds of metrics that take advantage of the 2-way communication of the internet to reinforce ads, measure their distribution and performance, and other stuff.
The only advertisement I've seen in the last year that actually interested me enough to look up the company on the internet: painted on the side of a disused tractor-trailer parked in a farmer's field near the highway I was driving on yesterday.
#advertising #marketing #fail #failure #ClickThrough #effective #effectiveness #ad #ads #useless #SlowClap #outstanding
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Advertising industry, a parable in two parts:
Ad industry spends a couple of decades and develops interactive, scripted tracking advertisement technology involving incredibly fast automated bidding, interest-matching, distribution, in addition to all kinds of metrics that take advantage of the 2-way communication of the internet to reinforce ads, measure their distribution and performance, and other stuff.
The only advertisement I've seen in the last year that actually interested me enough to look up the company on the internet: painted on the side of a disused tractor-trailer parked in a farmer's field near the highway I was driving on yesterday.
#advertising #marketing #fail #failure #ClickThrough #effective #effectiveness #ad #ads #useless #SlowClap #outstanding
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Advertising industry, a parable in two parts:
Ad industry spends a couple of decades and develops interactive, scripted tracking advertisement technology involving incredibly fast automated bidding, interest-matching, distribution, in addition to all kinds of metrics that take advantage of the 2-way communication of the internet to reinforce ads, measure their distribution and performance, and other stuff.
The only advertisement I've seen in the last year that actually interested me enough to look up the company on the internet: painted on the side of a disused tractor-trailer parked in a farmer's field near the highway I was driving on yesterday.
#advertising #marketing #fail #failure #ClickThrough #effective #effectiveness #ad #ads #useless #SlowClap #outstanding
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This deserves a slow-clap for Apple…
An update to macOS 26.3 is overdue. You can install it now or it will be installed automatically Yesterday, 20:06
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Ganz, ganz großen Dank übrigens an das #DB_Museum für die großzügige Bereitstellung des derzeitigen Rollmaterials auf der Strecke #Hannover – #Bremen – #Bremerhaven.
#1A_Gebrauchtzug #Bahn #DB #ÖPNV #euerScheißErnst #allesAnzünden
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@JulianOliver/115940654458570258
Funny how your investment on a camera ended up being part of the ICE surveillance network.
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Tilsyneladende bruger appen UdenUSA så OpenAIs produkter til at identificere USAnske varer.
https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/apps-der-kan-frasortere-amerikanske-varer-stryger-til-tops
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Lui et sa gang ne voulaient reconnaître la Palestine que si le Hamas était pointé comme le grand responsable de tout et ce, après 2 ans de génocide des Palestiniens.
Maintenant ils ne sont même pas capables de nommer une hyperpuissance comme l'auteure d'une attaque criminelle contre un état souverain, encore moins de condamner celle-ci.
D'une lâcheté rare.
(v. aussi https://jasette.facil.services/@PariaSansPortefeuille/115458418994055952)
#polQC #Venezuela #PQ #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #BonjourLHypocrisie -
Lui et sa gang ne voulaient reconnaître la Palestine que si le Hamas était pointé comme le grand responsable de tout et ce, après 2 ans de génocide des Palestiniens.
Maintenant ils ne sont même pas capables de nommer une hyperpuissance comme l'auteure d'une attaque criminelle contre un état souverain, encore moins de condamner celle-ci.
D'une lâcheté rare.
(v. aussi https://jasette.facil.services/@PariaSansPortefeuille/115458418994055952)
#polQC #Venezuela #PQ #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #BonjourLHypocrisie -
Lui et sa gang ne voulaient reconnaître la Palestine que si le Hamas était pointé comme le grand responsable de tout et ce, après 2 ans de génocide des Palestiniens.
Maintenant ils ne sont même pas capables de nommer une hyperpuissance comme l'auteure d'une attaque criminelle contre un état souverain, encore moins de condamner celle-ci.
D'une lâcheté rare.
(v. aussi https://jasette.facil.services/@PariaSansPortefeuille/115458418994055952)
#polQC #Venezuela #PQ #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #BonjourLHypocrisie -
Lui et sa gang ne voulaient reconnaître la Palestine que si le Hamas était pointé comme le grand responsable de tout et ce, après 2 ans de génocide des Palestiniens.
Maintenant ils ne sont même pas capables de nommer une hyperpuissance comme l'auteure d'une attaque criminelle contre un état souverain, encore moins de condamner celle-ci.
D'une lâcheté rare.
(v. aussi https://jasette.facil.services/@PariaSansPortefeuille/115458418994055952)
#polQC #Venezuela #PQ #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #BonjourLHypocrisie -
Lui et sa gang ne voulaient reconnaître la Palestine que si le Hamas était pointé comme le grand responsable de tout et ce, après 2 ans de génocide des Palestiniens.
Maintenant ils ne sont même pas capables de nommer une hyperpuissance comme l'auteur d'une attaque criminelle contre un état souverain, encore moins de condamner celle-ci.
D'une lâcheté rare.
(v. aussi https://jasette.facil.services/@PariaSansPortefeuille/115458418994055952)
#polQC #Venezuela #PQ #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #BonjourLHypocrisie
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Dank modernsten Überwachungskameras und KI-Gesichtserkennung sind sich die Ermittler sicher, dass mindestens eine ca. 1,70m große Gewürzgurke am spektakulären #Einbruch in den #Tresorraum einer #Sparkassenfiliale in #Gelsenkirchen beteiligt gewesen sein muss.
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Posting another reaction video here so I can find/use it later.
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Posting another reaction video here so I can find/use it later.
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Posting another reaction video here so I can find/use it later.
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Posting another reaction video here so I can find/use it later.
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Posting another reaction video here so I can find/use it later.
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#COVIDISNOTOVER #WEARAMASK #DEMANDAFREECOVID19VACCINE
COVID-19 cases = 700+ last week, 800+ this week... but the Québec government DID NOT PROCURE *ENOUGH* #COVID19 vaccine to vaccinate ALL Québécois/ses. #SLOWCLAP #FAIL #polQC #QCpoli #assnat #BS #cdnpoli #polcan
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Der Begriff „Stadtbild“ ist dann erstmal auch für 'ne Weile verbrannt. #slowclap
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Of course, Québec is ahead of the curve... #slowclap
#COVID19 is up 11% for the rest of Canada and almost 15% in Québec.
COVID-19 IS NOT OVER.
#COVIDISNOTOVER #WEARAMASK #DEMANDAFREEVACCINE #cdnpoli #polcan #polQC #QCpoli
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Ich link da nicht hin, weil es komplett lächerlich ist, so lange zu brauchen, aber Instagram hat jetzt offiziell ne iPad-App. #slowclap
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Was fehlt: Bezahlbarer Wohnraum.
Was fällt dem #notMyKanzler ein: Bürgergeldempfängern die Hilfe zur Miete zusammenzustreichen und sollen sie doch in kleinere Wohnungen ziehen.
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Haha, da wird ein eMail-System auf einen neuen Provider umgezogen, ok, alles hoch-vertraulich, weil für Leute mit Funktionen, in denen sensible persönliche Daten ausgetauscht werden. OK, daher in Zukunft nur mit 2FA...
...und dann werden beim Umzug fälschlich Postordner von den falschen Leuten in die neuen Konten kopiert. Inklusiver aller vertraulichen eMails. Nicht ok.
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Orr... die neue #LG #ThinQ Waschmaschine hat in der App ne Energieverbrauchsanzeige. Und ne #Homeassistant Integration. In der Integration kann ich den Verbrauch aber nicht sehen. 🙄 #slowclap
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Orr... die neue #LG #ThinQ Waschmaschine hat in der App ne Energieverbrauchsanzeige. Und ne #Homeassistant Integration. In der Integration kann ich den Verbrauch aber nicht sehen. 🙄 #slowclap
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Orr... die neue #LG #ThinQ Waschmaschine hat in der App ne Energieverbrauchsanzeige. Und ne #Homeassistant Integration. In der Integration kann ich den Verbrauch aber nicht sehen. 🙄 #slowclap
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Teacher shortages persist...
Education is a provincial responsibility, FYI.
What is the CAQ doing? Alienating teachers, would-be teachers, etc., since 2018.
7+ years and there are LESS teachers, would-be teachers, etc. #SLOWCLAP
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Teacher shortages persist...
Education is a provincial responsibility, FYI.
What is the CAQ doing? Alienating teachers, would-be teachers, etc., since 2018.
7+ years and there are LESS teachers, would-be teachers, etc. #SLOWCLAP
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Teacher shortages persist...
Education is a provincial responsibility, FYI.
What is the CAQ doing? Alienating teachers, would-be teachers, etc., since 2018.
7+ years and there are LESS teachers, would-be teachers, etc. #SLOWCLAP
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Teacher shortages persist...
Education is a provincial responsibility, FYI.
What is the CAQ doing? Alienating teachers, would-be teachers, etc., since 2018.
7+ years and there are LESS teachers, would-be teachers, etc. #SLOWCLAP
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Teacher shortages persist...
Education is a provincial responsibility, FYI.
What is the CAQ doing? Alienating teachers, would-be teachers, etc., since 2018.
7+ years and there are LESS teachers, would-be teachers, etc. #SLOWCLAP
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@ricmac and just below the surface, the purpose of the experiment: firing the middle managers.
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RFK Jr's new vaccine panel/policy advisors include those who've criticized vaccines, as well as those who've spread misinformation and/or vaccine conspiracy theories... https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/new-us-vaccine-panel-includes-members-who-have-criticized-vaccines-and-spread-misinformation/ #SLOWCLAP #MORONS #TRUMPCULTOFDEATH
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@derspiegel_de
Das war so klar, dass die CDU vorhat, die private #Photovoltaik madig zu machen um die Energieversorger und Netzbetreiber zu stärken. Nun also über steigende #Netzentgelte für PV-Einspeiser.
Ja, so bringt man einen sinnvollen Beitrag zur Energiewende wieder zum Abwürgen. Ich schau dann mal nach Lösungen, um meine PV auf Insellösung umzubauen. -
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@Gegenwind jetzt hast du es mir aber gegeben, inkl. namedropping. das muss dieses "antifa" sein, welches du im profil stehen hast!11 #slowclap
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: After a mere year of intense deliberation, scientists have ingeniously concluded that dairy cow infections can now be disclosed. 🐄✨ What's next, revealing that milk comes from cows? 🥛🤔 #RevolutionaryScience #SlowClap
https://hogvet51.substack.com/p/one-year-later-it-has-been-determined #BreakingNews #DairyScience #CowInfections #MilkFacts #RevolutionaryScience #HackerNews #ngated -
USA: the writing was on the wall and you did NOTHING. Spare us the hand wringing. The Nazis are back because of you. #slowclap
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#SPD -9,3%
#Grüne -3,1%
#FDP -7,1%
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Gesamt: -19,5%#CDU: + 4,4%
Von welchem Wahlerfolg faselt die CDU da? Sie haben permanent mit Scheiße geschmissen und dadurch dafür gesorgt, dass die Unzufriedenheit im Land steigt und die Leute an die Ränder ausgewichen sind. Das ist ihr Erfolg. <Slowclap>
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"Fear of increased ICE raids have already negatively affected the nation’s agricultural sector, causing alarm that food prices could skyrocket in the near future as a result of Donald Trump’s aggressive immigration policies."
https://newrepublic.com/post/190555/donald-trump-immigration-deportations-farm-workers
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Imagine sending Bubba to Michigan to defend genocide, sending AIPAC tuning fork Ritchie Torres there to explain that the arms embargo threat letter was all for show, campaigning there with Liz of the Cheney crime family, while taunting Arab-Americans as "single-Issue voters" because genociding their friends and relatives is a deal-breaker for them.
And thinking all that shit would *work.*
#TheEvilOfTwoLessers #BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap -
« Après avoir fait modifier le projet de tramway et multiplié les embûches, la #CAQ revient à la case départ, avec un retard de six ans et une facture doublée. »
https://pivot.quebec/2024/06/13/caq-et-transports-un-entetement-a-35-milliards/
#BravoLesArtistes #SlowClap #polQC #3eLien -
I’ve had to deal with way more deliveries than the average person, and have seen so many ways parcel #delivery companies can screw up. Yet they still manage to surprise me and come up with new ones. I am both #NotImpressed and impressed. #SlowClap
