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  1. 🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Mathematicians Gather for Global Summit, Funding Streams Emerge as a Noted Factor

    Philadelphia hosts the International Congress of Mathematicians (ICM) from July 23-30, 2026. Over 50 speakers receive funding from the Simons Foundation.

    #ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch

    newsletter.tf/philadelphia-mat

  7. More than 50 speakers at the upcoming International Congress of Mathematicians in Philadelphia are supported by the Simons Foundation. This is a significant number showing the foundation's large role.

    #ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch
    newsletter.tf/philadelphia-mat

  8. 🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
    arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated

  9. Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
    arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
    arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
    arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
    arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦‍♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
    arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
    arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
    arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  16. 🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
    arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  17. 🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
    arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

  18. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Autoregressive neural Slater-Jastrow ansatz for variational Monte Carlo simulation

    Stephan Humeniuk, Yuan Wan, Lei Wang
    SciPost Phys. 14, 171 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.6.1

    #CAS #RU #SLAB
    #ChineseAcademyofSciences
    #NSFC
    #SimonsFoundation

  19. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Gravity from thermodynamics: Optimal transport and negative effective dimensions

    Giuseppe Bruno De Luca, Nicolò De Ponti, Andrea Mondino, Alessandro Tomasiello
    SciPost Phys. 15, 039 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.0

    #StanfordUniversity
    #SISSA
    #UniversityofOxford
    #UniversityofMilano-Bicocca
    @ERC
    #INFN
    #MIUR
    #SimonsFoundation

  20. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Hydrodynamics with triangular point group

    Aaron J. Friedman, Caleb Q. Cook, Andrew Lucas
    SciPost Phys. 14, 137 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.5.1

    #UCB #SU
    #Alfred_P._SloanFoundation
    #GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
    #SimonsFoundation

  21. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

    Sunok Josephine Suh
    SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.1

    #KITP
    #NSF
    #SimonsFoundation

  22. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #physics

    Building models of topological quantum criticality from pivot Hamiltonians

    Nathanan Tantivasadakarn, Ryan Thorngren, Ashvin Vishwanath, Ruben Verresen
    SciPost Phys. 14, 013 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.2.0
    #CalTech
    #HarvardUniversity
    #MIT
    #KITP
    #CRSNG
    #SimonsFoundation

  23. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #physics

    Pivot Hamiltonians as generators of symmetry and entanglement

    Nathanan Tantivasadakarn, Ryan Thorngren, Ashvin Vishwanath, Ruben Verresen
    SciPost Phys. 14, 012 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.2.0
    #CalTech
    #HarvardUniversity
    #MIT
    #KITP
    #CRSNG
    #SimonsFoundation

  24. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

    Sunok Josephine Suh
    SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.1

    #KITP
    #NSF
    #SimonsFoundation

  25. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

    Sunok Josephine Suh
    SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.1

    #KITP
    #NSF
    #SimonsFoundation

  26. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

    Sunok Josephine Suh
    SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.1

    #KITP
    #NSF
    #SimonsFoundation

  27. New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

    Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

    Sunok Josephine Suh
    SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
    scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.1

    #KITP
    #NSF
    #SimonsFoundation

  28. 🤖✨ Oh, the groundbreaking revelation that #AI #struggles with the concept of "absence"! Who would've thought? 🤔💭 Clearly, the Simons Foundation is onto something BIG with this one—next up, teaching #robots to find Waldo. 🕵️‍♂️🔍
    arxiv.org/abs/2506.11440 #Absence #SimonsFoundation #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated