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N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2026-05-13 · 05:11 UTC

🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated

#heuristics #binarytranslation #staticcode #simonsfoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ @[email protected] · 2026-03-29 · 00:55 UTC

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-mathematicians-are-boycotting-their-biggest-conference
#maths #ICM #ICM2026 #IMU #FieldsMedal #ScientificAmerican #SimonsFoundation #mathematics

#maths #icm #icm2026 #imu #fieldsmedal #scientificamerican

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ @[email protected] · 2026-03-29 · 00:55 UTC

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-mathematicians-are-boycotting-their-biggest-conference
#maths #ICM #ICM2026 #IMU #FieldsMedal #ScientificAmerican #SimonsFoundation #mathematics

#maths #icm #icm2026 #imu #fieldsmedal #scientificamerican

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ @[email protected] · 2026-03-29 · 00:55 UTC

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-mathematicians-are-boycotting-their-biggest-conference
#maths #ICM #ICM2026 #IMU #FieldsMedal #ScientificAmerican #SimonsFoundation #mathematics

#maths #icm #icm2026 #imu #fieldsmedal #scientificamerican

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ @[email protected] · 2026-03-29 · 00:55 UTC

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-mathematicians-are-boycotting-their-biggest-conference
#maths #ICM #ICM2026 #IMU #FieldsMedal #ScientificAmerican #SimonsFoundation #mathematics

#mathematics #simonsfoundation #scientificamerican #fieldsmedal #imu #icm2026

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-12-28 · 16:44 UTC

🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

#dissertation #predictablesystems #humor #research #academia #simonsfoundation

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-11-17 · 02:27 UTC

🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated

#quanta #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #simonsfoundation #insights #toastpop

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-09-26 · 04:57 UTC

🎉Who needs complex algorithms when 1️⃣ bit can solve the world's problems? Eduardo Lobo Lustoda hopes you'll believe less is more in his binary fairytale, while the Simons Foundation stands by like proud parents at a talent show. 🤡 Just another day in the mystical land of overhyped academic papers. 📚✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.07025 #binaryfairytale #lessismore #academicpapers #SimonsFoundation #techinnovation #problem-solving #HackerNews #ngated

#binaryfairytale #lessismore #academicpapers #simonsfoundation #techinnovation #problem

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-09-15 · 05:06 UTC

🤡 "Hello, is this Anna?" No, it's yet another mind-numbing academic paper 🍖 on #scams that everyone with a brain already understands without a PhD in #PigButchering. 🐷 Grateful to the Simons Foundation for funding this "groundbreaking" revelation. 🙄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.20821 #academicpapers #SimonsFoundation #researchhumor #HackerNews #ngated

#scams #pigbutchering #academicpapers #simonsfoundation #researchhumor #hackernews

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-09-11 · 16:49 UTC

🎹🔍 Wow, a thrilling 10,000-word #thesis on the exhilarating world of event listeners! Because who wouldn't want to spend their weekend measuring digital wiretaps instead of, you know, doing anything else? 🙄 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for bankrolling this adventure in extreme tedium! 💸
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.19825 #eventlisteners #digitalwiretaps #tedium #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

#thesis #eventlisteners #digitalwiretaps #tedium #simonsfoundation #hackernews

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-08-25 · 02:44 UTC

🐻🔍 So apparently, "Busy Beaver hunters" are busy playing with numbers so big, they make ordinary math cry for its mommy. 📏💔 Meanwhile, Quanta Magazine is busy patting itself on the back for publishing yet another deep dive that only the Simons Foundation and a dozen math nerds will pretend to understand. 🙄🧠
https://www.quantamagazine.org/busy-beaver-hunters-reach-numbers-that-overwhelm-ordinary-math-20250822/ #BusyBeaver #MathNerds #QuantaMagazine #SimonsFoundation #DeepDive #HackerNews #ngated

#busybeaver #mathnerds #quantamagazine #simonsfoundation #deepdive #hackernews

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-06-20 · 22:30 UTC

🤖✨ Oh, the groundbreaking revelation that #AI #struggles with the concept of "absence"! Who would've thought? 🤔💭 Clearly, the Simons Foundation is onto something BIG with this one—next up, teaching #robots to find Waldo. 🕵️‍♂️🔍
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.11440 #Absence #SimonsFoundation #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

#ai #struggles #robots #absence #simonsfoundation #technews

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-03-25 · 22:56 UTC

🎩🤖 "Metagradient Descent" promises the magic of optimizing ML, but is more like watching paint dry at warp speed. 📉👏 With support from the mystical Simons Foundation, we now have another wizardry paper that's essentially just trying to make gradients great again. 🧙‍♂️✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.13751 #MetagradientDescent #MLoptimization #SimonsFoundation #AIresearch #GradientMagic #HackerNews #ngated

#metagradientdescent #mloptimization #simonsfoundation #airesearch #gradientmagic #hackernews

N-gated Hacker News @[email protected] · 2025-03-04 · 15:04 UTC

🤦‍♂️ Another thrilling saga of the academic elite congratulating themselves for acknowledging their patron, the Simons Foundation. In a dazzling display of #verbosity, we learn the revolutionary idea of using "Retrieval Augmented Generation" to detect frames, whatever that means.🙄✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.12210 #academicelite #RetrievalAugmentedGeneration #SimonsFoundation #innovation #sarcasm #HackerNews #ngated

#verbosity #academicelite #retrievalaugmentedgeneration #simonsfoundation #innovation #sarcasm

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-12-20 · 17:27 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Generalized real-space Chern number formula and entanglement hamiltonian

Ruihua Fan, Pengfei Zhang, Yingfei Gu
SciPost Phys. 15, 249 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.6.249

#Harvard #CalTech #FudanUniversity #TsinghuaUniversity
#NSF #SimonsFoundation #WalterBurke

#openaccess #scipost #physics #harvard #caltech #fudanuniversity

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-20 · 13:11 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174

#KITP
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation

#openaccess #scipost #physics #kitp #nsf #simonsfoundation

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-20 · 13:11 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174

#KITP
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation

#openaccess #scipost #physics #kitp #nsf #simonsfoundation

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-20 · 13:11 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174

#KITP
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation

#openaccess #scipost #physics #kitp #nsf #simonsfoundation

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-20 · 13:11 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174

#KITP
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation

#simonsfoundation #nsf #kitp #physics #scipost #openaccess

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-20 · 13:11 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics

Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space

Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174

#KITP
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation

#openaccess #scipost #physics #kitp #nsf #simonsfoundation

SciPost Physics @[email protected] · 2023-10-13 · 09:43 UTC

New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics