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🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
Mathematicians Gather for Global Summit, Funding Streams Emerge as a Noted Factor
Philadelphia hosts the International Congress of Mathematicians (ICM) from July 23-30, 2026. Over 50 speakers receive funding from the Simons Foundation.
#ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch
https://newsletter.tf/philadelphia-math-congress-2026-simons-funding/
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More than 50 speakers at the upcoming International Congress of Mathematicians in Philadelphia are supported by the Simons Foundation. This is a significant number showing the foundation's large role.
#ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch
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🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Autoregressive neural Slater-Jastrow ansatz for variational Monte Carlo simulation
Stephan Humeniuk, Yuan Wan, Lei Wang
SciPost Phys. 14, 171 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.6.171#CAS #RU #SLAB
#ChineseAcademyofSciences
#NSFC
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Gravity from thermodynamics: Optimal transport and negative effective dimensions
Giuseppe Bruno De Luca, Nicolò De Ponti, Andrea Mondino, Alessandro Tomasiello
SciPost Phys. 15, 039 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.039#StanfordUniversity
#SISSA
#UniversityofOxford
#UniversityofMilano-Bicocca
@ERC
#INFN
#MIUR
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Hydrodynamics with triangular point group
Aaron J. Friedman, Caleb Q. Cook, Andrew Lucas
SciPost Phys. 14, 137 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.5.137#UCB #SU
#Alfred_P._SloanFoundation
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space
Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Towards non-invertible anomalies from generalized Ising models
Shang Liu, Wenjie Ji
SciPost Phys. 15, 150 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.150#UCSB
#KITP
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #physics
Building models of topological quantum criticality from pivot Hamiltonians
Nathanan Tantivasadakarn, Ryan Thorngren, Ashvin Vishwanath, Ruben Verresen
SciPost Phys. 14, 013 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.2.013
#CalTech
#HarvardUniversity
#MIT
#KITP
#CRSNG
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #physics
Pivot Hamiltonians as generators of symmetry and entanglement
Nathanan Tantivasadakarn, Ryan Thorngren, Ashvin Vishwanath, Ruben Verresen
SciPost Phys. 14, 012 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.2.012
#CalTech
#HarvardUniversity
#MIT
#KITP
#CRSNG
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Exactly solvable lattice Hamiltonians and gravitational anomalies
Yu-An Chen, Po-Shen Hsin
SciPost Phys. 14, 089 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.14.5.089#UMCP
#WalterBurkeInstituteforTheoreticalPhysics
#ManiL.BhaumikInstituteforTheoreticalPhysics
#SimonsFoundation #DOE
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space
Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174 -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space
Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174 -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space
Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174 -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Probabilistic deconstruction of a theory of gravity, part I: Flat space
Sunok Josephine Suh
SciPost Phys. 15, 174 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.174 -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Towards non-invertible anomalies from generalized Ising models
Shang Liu, Wenjie Ji
SciPost Phys. 15, 150 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.150#UCSB
#KITP
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation
#StonyBrookUniversity -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Towards non-invertible anomalies from generalized Ising models
Shang Liu, Wenjie Ji
SciPost Phys. 15, 150 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.150#UCSB
#KITP
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation
#StonyBrookUniversity -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Towards non-invertible anomalies from generalized Ising models
Shang Liu, Wenjie Ji
SciPost Phys. 15, 150 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.150#UCSB
#KITP
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation
#StonyBrookUniversity -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Towards non-invertible anomalies from generalized Ising models
Shang Liu, Wenjie Ji
SciPost Phys. 15, 150 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.4.150#UCSB
#KITP
#GordonandBettyMooreFoundation
#NSF
#SimonsFoundation
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🤖✨ Oh, the groundbreaking revelation that #AI #struggles with the concept of "absence"! Who would've thought? 🤔💭 Clearly, the Simons Foundation is onto something BIG with this one—next up, teaching #robots to find Waldo. 🕵️♂️🔍
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.11440 #Absence #SimonsFoundation #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped black holes
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 083 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.083#UvA
#ULB
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC_CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation
#Solvay -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped black holes
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 083 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.083#UvA
#ULB
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC_CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation
#Solvay -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped black holes
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 083 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.083#UvA
#ULB
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC_CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation
#Solvay -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped black holes
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 083 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.083#UvA
#ULB
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC_CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation
#Solvay -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped black holes
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 083 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.083#UvA
#ULB
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC_CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation
#Solvay -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped CFTs
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 056 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.056#UvA
#ULB
#DeltaITP
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC/CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped CFTs
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 056 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.056#UvA
#ULB
#DeltaITP
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC/CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped CFTs
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 056 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.056#UvA
#ULB
#DeltaITP
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC/CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped CFTs
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 056 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.056#UvA
#ULB
#DeltaITP
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC/CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
#SimonsFoundation -
New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Near-extremal limits of warped CFTs
Ankit Aggarwal, Alejandra Castro, Stéphane Detournay, Beatrix Mühlmann
SciPost Phys. 15, 056 (2023)
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.2.056#UvA
#ULB
#DeltaITP
#UniversityofCambridge
#McGillUniversity
#FNRS
#NSERC/CRSNG
#NWO
#STFC
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New #openaccess publication #SciPost #Physics
Spectral statistics of a minimal quantum glass model
Richard Barney, Michael Winer, Christopher L. Baldwin, Brian Swingle, Victor Galitski
SciPost Phys. 15, 084
https://scipost.org/SciPostPhys.15.3.084#JointQuantumInstitute
#BrandeisUniversity
#FlatironInstitute
#AdvancedScientificComputingResearch
#AFOSR
#ARO #ARL
#DefenseAdvancedResearchProjectsAgency
#JointQuantumInstitute
#NSF
#OfficeofScience
#SimonsFoundation
#DOE