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https://www.europesays.com/uk/1058095/ Physicists Solve a “Quantum-Only” Problem Using an Ordinary Laptop #ComputerScience #Mathematics #Physics #QuantumComputing #QuantumPhysics #Qubits #Science #SimonsFoundation #UK #UnitedKingdom
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Physicists Solve a “Quantum-Only” Problem Using an Ordinary Laptop
Tensor networks enable researchers to tackle quantum physics problems previously thought to be solvable only by quantum computers.…
#NewsBeep #News #Physics #AU #Australia #computerscience #Mathematics #quantumcomputing #QuantumPhysics #Qubits #Science #SimonsFoundation
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Physicists Solve a “Quantum-Only” Problem Using an Ordinary Laptop
Tensor networks enable researchers to tackle quantum physics problems previously thought to be solvable only by quantum computers.…
#NewsBeep #News #Physics #AU #Australia #computerscience #Mathematics #quantumcomputing #QuantumPhysics #Qubits #Science #SimonsFoundation
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https://www.europesays.com/ie/560121/ Physicists Solve a “Quantum-Only” Problem Using an Ordinary Laptop #ComputerScience #Éire #IE #Ireland #Mathematics #Physics #QuantumComputing #QuantumPhysics #Qubits #Science #SimonsFoundation
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Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that combining pictures and words in programming is somehow new and exciting 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, scientists at arXiv redefine how to churn out jargon-filled PDFs faster than you can say "Simons Foundation" 😂.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.15855 #programminginnovation #arXivresearch #jargonbusters #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that combining pictures and words in programming is somehow new and exciting 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, scientists at arXiv redefine how to churn out jargon-filled PDFs faster than you can say "Simons Foundation" 😂.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.15855 #programminginnovation #arXivresearch #jargonbusters #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that combining pictures and words in programming is somehow new and exciting 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, scientists at arXiv redefine how to churn out jargon-filled PDFs faster than you can say "Simons Foundation" 😂.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.15855 #programminginnovation #arXivresearch #jargonbusters #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that combining pictures and words in programming is somehow new and exciting 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, scientists at arXiv redefine how to churn out jargon-filled PDFs faster than you can say "Simons Foundation" 😂.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.15855 #programminginnovation #arXivresearch #jargonbusters #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that combining pictures and words in programming is somehow new and exciting 🤦♂️. Meanwhile, scientists at arXiv redefine how to churn out jargon-filled PDFs faster than you can say "Simons Foundation" 😂.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.15855 #programminginnovation #arXivresearch #jargonbusters #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 "In this riveting snooze-fest, we delve into the life of Raoul Bott, a man who made math so exciting it's now served as a #cure for #insomnia. Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because apparently someone needs to fund our naps. 😴"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0201027 #RaoulBott #MathHumor #SimonsFoundation #Naptime #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 "In this riveting snooze-fest, we delve into the life of Raoul Bott, a man who made math so exciting it's now served as a #cure for #insomnia. Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because apparently someone needs to fund our naps. 😴"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0201027 #RaoulBott #MathHumor #SimonsFoundation #Naptime #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 "In this riveting snooze-fest, we delve into the life of Raoul Bott, a man who made math so exciting it's now served as a #cure for #insomnia. Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because apparently someone needs to fund our naps. 😴"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0201027 #RaoulBott #MathHumor #SimonsFoundation #Naptime #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 "In this riveting snooze-fest, we delve into the life of Raoul Bott, a man who made math so exciting it's now served as a #cure for #insomnia. Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because apparently someone needs to fund our naps. 😴"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0201027 #RaoulBott #MathHumor #SimonsFoundation #Naptime #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 "In this riveting snooze-fest, we delve into the life of Raoul Bott, a man who made math so exciting it's now served as a #cure for #insomnia. Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because apparently someone needs to fund our naps. 😴"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0201027 #RaoulBott #MathHumor #SimonsFoundation #Naptime #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking News: #Academia invents #CPPL, because what we really needed was another programming language! 🎉 Move over, Python—now you can spend quality time #debugging circuits with commands that sound like robot haikus. 🤖💥 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for funding our collective headache. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.17892 #BreakingNews #ProgrammingLanguages #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
Mathematicians Gather for Global Summit, Funding Streams Emerge as a Noted Factor
Philadelphia hosts the International Congress of Mathematicians (ICM) from July 23-30, 2026. Over 50 speakers receive funding from the Simons Foundation.
#ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch
https://newsletter.tf/philadelphia-math-congress-2026-simons-funding/
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More than 50 speakers at the upcoming International Congress of Mathematicians in Philadelphia are supported by the Simons Foundation. This is a significant number showing the foundation's large role.
#ICM2026, #SimonsFoundation, #MathCongress, #PhiladelphiaEvents, #MathResearch
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🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
🎓 Ah, yes, the thrill of translating ENTIRE binaries without those pesky #heuristics. Because we all know guessing is for amateurs, and real professionals demand their code be as static and lifeless as a rock. 🪨 Let's all take a moment to thank the Simons Foundation for making such groundbreaking boredom possible. 🙏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.08419 #binarytranslation #staticcode #SimonsFoundation #programminghumor #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
Once more, the academic elite bring us a paper with a title so 'speculative' they had to use it twice. 🤔🔍 In true academic fashion, they stuff it with enough jargon and acronyms to confuse even the savviest AI. 😂📚 Thank goodness for the Simons Foundation support; without it, who would fund such a thrilling expedition into the Land of Nonsense? 🤑✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03251 #academicjargon #speculativepaper #SimonsFoundation #LandofNonsense #AIlanguage #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the mystical wonders of pattern matching! Apparently, it's so "unreasonably effective" that they needed a whole paper to tell us what we've known since the dawn of #regex. 🤦♂️ Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this groundbreaking revelation! 🥳📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.11432 #patternmatching #research #SimonsFoundation #technews #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖📜 Oh, joy! Yet another hair-pulling #dissertation on "predictable" systems that nobody asked for. 🤓💤 Sponsored by an alphabet soup of acronyms and the Simons Foundation's patience, it's a thrilling read for anyone who finds paint drying too fast. 🕰️😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.02080 #predictableSystems #humor #research #academia #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Ah, yet another paper with more #buzzwords than a startup's mission statement! 🤦♂️ Delight in the groundbreaking discovery that "Program-of-Thought" does 15% better than "Chain-of-Thought"—a riveting 1% improvement for each year I've aged while reading this. 🚀 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the development of even more complex #jargon to confuse us all. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2211.12588 #innovation #research #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Ah, yet another paper with more #buzzwords than a startup's mission statement! 🤦♂️ Delight in the groundbreaking discovery that "Program-of-Thought" does 15% better than "Chain-of-Thought"—a riveting 1% improvement for each year I've aged while reading this. 🚀 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the development of even more complex #jargon to confuse us all. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2211.12588 #innovation #research #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Ah, yet another paper with more #buzzwords than a startup's mission statement! 🤦♂️ Delight in the groundbreaking discovery that "Program-of-Thought" does 15% better than "Chain-of-Thought"—a riveting 1% improvement for each year I've aged while reading this. 🚀 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the development of even more complex #jargon to confuse us all. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2211.12588 #innovation #research #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Ah, yet another paper with more #buzzwords than a startup's mission statement! 🤦♂️ Delight in the groundbreaking discovery that "Program-of-Thought" does 15% better than "Chain-of-Thought"—a riveting 1% improvement for each year I've aged while reading this. 🚀 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the development of even more complex #jargon to confuse us all. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2211.12588 #innovation #research #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah, the age-old question of whether text can *whisper sweet nothings* or *scream like a banshee* just with words. 🎤 Spoiler alert: if you're reading this, it's too late—text is still just text. 📚 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting the quest to make our #emails more melodramatic. 🎭
https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.10631 #textcommunication #melodrama #SimonsFoundation #languageartistry #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah, the age-old question of whether text can *whisper sweet nothings* or *scream like a banshee* just with words. 🎤 Spoiler alert: if you're reading this, it's too late—text is still just text. 📚 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting the quest to make our #emails more melodramatic. 🎭
https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.10631 #textcommunication #melodrama #SimonsFoundation #languageartistry #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah, the age-old question of whether text can *whisper sweet nothings* or *scream like a banshee* just with words. 🎤 Spoiler alert: if you're reading this, it's too late—text is still just text. 📚 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting the quest to make our #emails more melodramatic. 🎭
https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.10631 #textcommunication #melodrama #SimonsFoundation #languageartistry #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah, the age-old question of whether text can *whisper sweet nothings* or *scream like a banshee* just with words. 🎤 Spoiler alert: if you're reading this, it's too late—text is still just text. 📚 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting the quest to make our #emails more melodramatic. 🎭
https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.10631 #textcommunication #melodrama #SimonsFoundation #languageartistry #HackerNews #ngated -
🎥🔍 Oh wow, another groundbreaking paper on "understanding" infinite video streams. Because what we really needed was our AI to spend eternity watching cat videos in 4K, right? 📼🧠 Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because someone's gotta fund this digital babysitter. 🙄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.09608 #infinitevideostreams #AIresearch #catvideos #SimonsFoundation #digitalbabysitter #HackerNews #ngated -
🎥🔍 Oh wow, another groundbreaking paper on "understanding" infinite video streams. Because what we really needed was our AI to spend eternity watching cat videos in 4K, right? 📼🧠 Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because someone's gotta fund this digital babysitter. 🙄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.09608 #infinitevideostreams #AIresearch #catvideos #SimonsFoundation #digitalbabysitter #HackerNews #ngated
