Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. "I lava you." 🌋
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Q. What do you call a colorful heart that loves books?
A. Well-read. 📚
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Q. What did one bee say to the other?
A. "I love bee-ing with you, honey!" 🐝
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine? 🥰
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Q. What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day?
A. "I tort-ally love you." 🐢
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Q. Why did the woman say about her goalie-boyfriend?
A. He was a real keeper. ⛸️
#SillyValentineJokeOfTheDay
#Romance
#FallingInLove(I feel I should wreck some hockey romances now...)
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Q. Did you hear about the two radios that got married?
A. The reception was amazing. 📻
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Q. What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?
A. Candy rappers. 🍭
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Q. What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine's Day?
A. "You're purr-fect." 🐈⬛
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Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A. “I love you a ton.” 🐘
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Q. What did the scientist say to her Valentine?
A. “I think of you periodically.” 🔬
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Q. What did the gardener say to their date?
A. "I dig you." 💐
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Q. What did the painter tell their girlfriend?
A. “I love you with all my art.” 🎨
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Q. What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?
A. Guppy love. 🐟
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Q. Where do you find love in a grocery store?
A. Aisle B… there for you. 💖