#sillyvalentinejokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
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Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. "I lava you." 🌋
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Q. What do you call a colorful heart that loves books?
A. Well-read. 📚
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Q. What did one bee say to the other?
A. "I love bee-ing with you, honey!" 🐝
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine? 🥰
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Q. What did the tortoise say on Valentine's Day?
A. "I tort-ally love you." 🐢
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Q. Why did the woman say about her goalie-boyfriend?
A. He was a real keeper. ⛸️
#SillyValentineJokeOfTheDay
#Romance
#FallingInLove(I feel I should wreck some hockey romances now...)
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Q. Did you hear about the two radios that got married?
A. The reception was amazing. 📻