#sigbovik — Public Fediverse posts

I can’t stop thinking about this paper: https://tom7.org/httpv/httpv.pdf

(Companion video here: https://youtu.be/M1si1y5lvkk)

#sigbovik #infosec

I can’t stop thinking about this paper: https://tom7.org/httpv/httpv.pdf

(Companion video here: https://youtu.be/M1si1y5lvkk)

#sigbovik #infosec

#SIGBOVIK is at it again: "Factoring up to 255 “with” a Quantum Computer"

"[…] in this paper, I will appear to succeed at factoring by failing with style"

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf#[{%22num%22%3A51%2C%22gen%22%3A0}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22}%2C72%2C720%2Cnull]

#SIGBOVIK is at it again: "Factoring up to 255 “with” a Quantum Computer"

"[…] in this paper, I will appear to succeed at factoring by failing with style"

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf#[{%22num%22%3A51%2C%22gen%22%3A0}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22}%2C72%2C720%2Cnull]

#SIGBOVIK is at it again: "Factoring up to 255 “with” a Quantum Computer"

"[…] in this paper, I will appear to succeed at factoring by failing with style"

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf#[{%22num%22%3A51%2C%22gen%22%3A0}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22}%2C72%2C720%2Cnull]

#SIGBOVIK is at it again: "Factoring up to 255 “with” a Quantum Computer"

"[…] in this paper, I will appear to succeed at factoring by failing with style"

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf#[{%22num%22%3A51%2C%22gen%22%3A0}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22}%2C72%2C720%2Cnull]

#SIGBOVIK is at it again: "Factoring up to 255 “with” a Quantum Computer"

"[…] in this paper, I will appear to succeed at factoring by failing with style"

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf#[{%22num%22%3A51%2C%22gen%22%3A0}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22}%2C72%2C720%2Cnull]

#SIGBOVIK idea: using a 2FA service as a secure RNG (need a random number? try to login somewhere, collect the 6-digit codes they send you, and ... that's it! free numbers!)

#SIGBOVIK idea: using a 2FA service as a secure RNG (need a random number? try to login somewhere, collect the 6-digit codes they send you, and ... that's it! free numbers!)

#SIGBOVIK idea: using a 2FA service as a secure RNG (need a random number? try to login somewhere, collect the 6-digit codes they send you, and ... that's it! free numbers!)

#SIGBOVIK idea: using a 2FA service as a secure RNG (need a random number? try to login somewhere, collect the 6-digit codes they send you, and ... that's it! free numbers!)

@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf
#sigbovik is finally out
get me on page 396

Anyone knows when the #SIGBOVIK proceedings will be out?

I've been waiting anxiously for them since the conference was not streamed this year :(

All good things must come to an end, and #SIGBOVIK 2025 is no exception. For those who missed my recorded presentation, you can watch it back on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/_vgXi80y7Us

All good things must come to an end, and #SIGBOVIK 2025 is no exception. For those who missed my recorded presentation, you can watch it back on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/_vgXi80y7Us

All good things must come to an end, and #SIGBOVIK 2025 is no exception. For those who missed my recorded presentation, you can watch it back on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/_vgXi80y7Us

All good things must come to an end, and #SIGBOVIK 2025 is no exception. For those who missed my recorded presentation, you can watch it back on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/_vgXi80y7Us

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

You know what, I think the TXTA (TeXT Archive) format is worthy of a Sigbovik paper. It seems cursed enough. Will have to read existing papers to figure out how to write one in a way that's not really bad. I've always wanted to do something super cursed with computers that warranted being submitted to Sigbovik but had never been able to think of anything that was cursed enough. At first I thought TXTA could be a PhD research paper but that would take too long and is too serious.

#txta #Sigbovik

You know what, I think the TXTA (TeXT Archive) format is worthy of a Sigbovik paper. It seems cursed enough. Will have to read existing papers to figure out how to write one in a way that's not really bad. I've always wanted to do something super cursed with computers that warranted being submitted to Sigbovik but had never been able to think of anything that was cursed enough. At first I thought TXTA could be a PhD research paper but that would take too long and is too serious.

#txta #Sigbovik

You know what, I think the TXTA (TeXT Archive) format is worthy of a Sigbovik paper. It seems cursed enough. Will have to read existing papers to figure out how to write one in a way that's not really bad. I've always wanted to do something super cursed with computers that warranted being submitted to Sigbovik but had never been able to think of anything that was cursed enough. At first I thought TXTA could be a PhD research paper but that would take too long and is too serious.

#txta #Sigbovik

You know what, I think the TXTA (TeXT Archive) format is worthy of a Sigbovik paper. It seems cursed enough. Will have to read existing papers to figure out how to write one in a way that's not really bad. I've always wanted to do something super cursed with computers that warranted being submitted to Sigbovik but had never been able to think of anything that was cursed enough. At first I thought TXTA could be a PhD research paper but that would take too long and is too serious.

#txta #Sigbovik

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

2025 idea: "Erm... what the SIGBOVIK"

no idea about content but that's def the title of the paper
#sigbovik

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video] (2022)
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video] (2022)
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video] (2022)
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video] (2022)
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video]
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video]
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video]
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video]
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd