#shortshorts — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #shortshorts, aggregated by home.social.
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#Meanwhile...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #BusyBusyBusy #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed...
He's #WearingShortShorts; because, he #Likes #ShortShorts... His #MassiveCock keeps #FallingOut of #HisPants, which is #JustFine... #InOurWorkPlace...
He's in #GoodCompany; with a #GoodCompany...
#NoCircumcisionRequired; his #Genitals are #EntirelyIntact and #FunctioningNormally, #AsRequired
The #Soundcast is #BlastingOut #Tunes; #GreatTunes... #Some of #TheBestTunes... #Ever...
We're #Getting #AGoodSweat on...
We'll be #Snufflin' and #Lickin' #Later... With #LickyLickyLollies...
#Once we're #Done... #ForTheDay...
#BTW: #CrimeSceneInvestigation - #One of #TheNeighbourhoodCats has #Murdered a #Pigeon... #However, a #PigeonFatality is #AsNothing #Compared to an #AntMassacre
#BurgersForTea #Tonight; #HomeMade... #TheBFF is also #BusyBusyBusy #MakingThat...
#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired and #AllSystemsOperational... #Unlike #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst...
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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #NothingToSell #NoOneBuyingIT #NatureBeingNatural #NaturalHabitat
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews and #SomeWeather and #SportsCoverage...
#IT's #GettngDark in #TheOutside and #IT's been #MostlyGrizzy with #Rain and #BlusteryGales #AllDay...
There will be #SomeMoreRugby in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮
There will be #ShortShorts and #RugbySocks...
#Furthermore, #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy should #Arrive on #Monday; #So, we have #AFewSixFooters #ComingOver to #InstallIT...
Should be #GoodFun...
But, #ThisWeekend #Marks #TheEndOfTheLine for #MyOldDumbTelly after #20Years of #FaithfulService; #Hopefully, #TheNewOwners will #EnjoyIT and #TakeGoodCare of #IT, #WhoeverTheyAre...
#AllRugbySocksMatter | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews and #SomeWeather and #SportsCoverage...
#IT's #GettngDark in #TheOutside and #TheBFF has #ReturnedHome from #Eastbourne #OnTheBus...
There will be #SomeRugby in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮
There will be #ShortShorts and #RugbySocks...
#AllRugbySocksMatter | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #CarryOnUpTheRoyals #OrSomething #NotPrincessDiana