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Ähm. Ja. Und nun? #darts #shithappens

Ähm. Ja. Und nun? #darts #shithappens

Ähm. Ja. Und nun? #darts #shithappens

Ähm. Ja. Und nun? #darts #shithappens

Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

Lockwood’s Longshot:
The chances of getting eaten by a lion on Main Street aren’t one in a million, but once would be enough.
--John Lockwood, Washington, D.C.

#NaturalLaw #ShitHappens #BuyAnEstateLotteryTicket

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

🦻 Me: "I'm not going to continue to repeat every sentence three or more times. and I refuse raise the level of my voice and disturb our nieghbours."

Him: <Upset loud voice> "I How am I supposed to hear you when you're talking lower and lower!!!! Every time you ...."

Me interrupting: " Uh. No, you need to stop right there. My voice is at the exact same level as always when we are in our room. Since this started a few days ago, I've been observing you and noticed you are not using your hearing aids in the proper manner. You need to open your phone App and adjust your hearing aids according to the sound environment for each room you enter.
This is a You issue, not a Me problem. Now, open your app and tap "speech boost" then the program "our room"."

A minute later quietly:
"Do you hear me now?"

Him: <quietly and looking very uncomfortable> : "Yes. Sorry"

#OldCouplesRealLifeDisputes
#ShitHappens! 🙄 😂

edit: for those who are unaware, I'm nearly deaf and wear HAs

Mich würde ja die Geschichte dieser Hemmschuhtafel interessieren 😅 #mademyday

#bahn #eisenbahn #shithappens #derailed

https://www.travers-info.ch/img/Galerie%20trains/EaosDeraillePresta091985pj(B).jpg

Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens

Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens

Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens

Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens

Kann es ein zufälliger Riss sein, wenn am stehenden Fahrrad Reifen und Schlauch platzen/aufreißen? Oder hat da jemand nachgeholfen? 🤔

Edit: Nachdem ich es beim Reparieren genauer inspizieren musste, gehe ich davon aus, dass der Reifen aufgrund irgendeiner Vorschädigung geplatzt ist. #ShitHappens

@bootxo Komuna garbitu ondorengo kakaldia #ShitHappens

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@bootxo Komuna garbitu ondorengo kakaldia #ShitHappens

#Minion #Shampoo #CryingBlood #StrawberryScent #AccidentalHorror #Funny #Humor #KidsShampoo #DespicableMe #Unsettling #Ironic #CreepyCute #BathTime #VisualGag #Oops #RedLiquid #BathroomHumor #ParentingHumor #ProductFail #ExpectationVsReality #ShitHappens

#Minion #Shampoo #CryingBlood #StrawberryScent #AccidentalHorror #Funny #Humor #KidsShampoo #DespicableMe #Unsettling #Ironic #CreepyCute #BathTime #VisualGag #Oops #RedLiquid #BathroomHumor #ParentingHumor #ProductFail #ExpectationVsReality #ShitHappens

Owning a house is always fun. This night we had 80km/h wind gusts.

Woke up to one of the garden walls leaning away from the wind and the bricks being loosened. Had to take down the whole upper part of it.

What a great start into a Saturday morning.

#shithappens

Owning a house is always fun. This night we had 80km/h wind gusts.

Woke up to one of the garden walls leaning away from the wind and the bricks being loosened. Had to take down the whole upper part of it.

What a great start into a Saturday morning.

#shithappens

Owning a house is always fun. This night we had 80km/h wind gusts.

Woke up to one of the garden walls leaning away from the wind and the bricks being loosened. Had to take down the whole upper part of it.

What a great start into a Saturday morning.

#shithappens

Owning a house is always fun. This night we had 80km/h wind gusts.

Woke up to one of the garden walls leaning away from the wind and the bricks being loosened. Had to take down the whole upper part of it.

What a great start into a Saturday morning.

#shithappens

"Forecasting is really difficult business; our forecasts are often wrong. It is what it is." – #RBA Chief Economist, Sarah Hunter. She basically said, "💩 happens". 🤣 Definitely got our $750m pa worth – a near-doubling in 5 years. #auspol #YouHadOneJob #ShitHappens www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

RBA concedes 'our forecasts ar...

Ich hatte mal Apple-Aktien und habe sie mit Gewinn verkauft.
Für 25 Mark.

#shithappens

Ich hatte mal Apple-Aktien und habe sie mit Gewinn verkauft.
Für 25 Mark.

#shithappens

Ich hatte mal Apple-Aktien und habe sie mit Gewinn verkauft.
Für 25 Mark.

#shithappens

Bad luck of the day. Needed to change the shower faucet ... the adapter broke right off and parts of it stuck in the pipe. (the broken off piece seemed to be of bad quality)

Yeah one of those days.

And of course nothing got this piece unstuck and I needed to call a plumber.

#shithappens #badluck

Bad luck of the day. Needed to change the shower faucet ... the adapter broke right off and parts of it stuck in the pipe. (the broken off piece seemed to be of bad quality)

Yeah one of those days.

And of course nothing got this piece unstuck and I needed to call a plumber.

#shithappens #badluck

Bad luck of the day. Needed to change the shower faucet ... the adapter broke right off and parts of it stuck in the pipe. (the broken off piece seemed to be of bad quality)

Yeah one of those days.

And of course nothing got this piece unstuck and I needed to call a plumber.

#shithappens #badluck

Bad luck of the day. Needed to change the shower faucet ... the adapter broke right off and parts of it stuck in the pipe. (the broken off piece seemed to be of bad quality)

Yeah one of those days.

And of course nothing got this piece unstuck and I needed to call a plumber.

#shithappens #badluck

Shit happens: Das irische Außenministerium hat fast 13.000 Pässe zurückgerufen, nachdem ein Software-Update einen Druckfehler verursacht hatte. Aufgrund dieses Fehlers entsprechen die Dokumente nicht mehr den internationalen Reisebestimmungen und sind möglicherweise an automatisierten Grenzkontrollstellen unlesbar.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ireland-recalls-almost-13-000-passports-over-missing-irl-code/

#pass #passport #software #update #druckfehler #error #shithappens

Shit happens: Das irische Außenministerium hat fast 13.000 Pässe zurückgerufen, nachdem ein Software-Update einen Druckfehler verursacht hatte. Aufgrund dieses Fehlers entsprechen die Dokumente nicht mehr den internationalen Reisebestimmungen und sind möglicherweise an automatisierten Grenzkontrollstellen unlesbar.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ireland-recalls-almost-13-000-passports-over-missing-irl-code/

#pass #passport #software #update #druckfehler #error #shithappens

Shit happens: Das irische Außenministerium hat fast 13.000 Pässe zurückgerufen, nachdem ein Software-Update einen Druckfehler verursacht hatte. Aufgrund dieses Fehlers entsprechen die Dokumente nicht mehr den internationalen Reisebestimmungen und sind möglicherweise an automatisierten Grenzkontrollstellen unlesbar.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ireland-recalls-almost-13-000-passports-over-missing-irl-code/

#pass #passport #software #update #druckfehler #error #shithappens

Shit happens: Das irische Außenministerium hat fast 13.000 Pässe zurückgerufen, nachdem ein Software-Update einen Druckfehler verursacht hatte. Aufgrund dieses Fehlers entsprechen die Dokumente nicht mehr den internationalen Reisebestimmungen und sind möglicherweise an automatisierten Grenzkontrollstellen unlesbar.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ireland-recalls-almost-13-000-passports-over-missing-irl-code/

#pass #passport #software #update #druckfehler #error #shithappens

Shit happens: Das irische Außenministerium hat fast 13.000 Pässe zurückgerufen, nachdem ein Software-Update einen Druckfehler verursacht hatte. Aufgrund dieses Fehlers entsprechen die Dokumente nicht mehr den internationalen Reisebestimmungen und sind möglicherweise an automatisierten Grenzkontrollstellen unlesbar.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ireland-recalls-almost-13-000-passports-over-missing-irl-code/

#pass #passport #software #update #druckfehler #error #shithappens

#ShitHappens #Msemen #GaletteFeuilletee #MoroccanFood #Pancakes #Honey #Breakfast #Snack #Foodie #SupermarketFinds #FunnyPackaging #CulturalFood #ReadyInMinutes #Oummi #PuffPastry #InternationalFood

#ShitHappens #Msemen #GaletteFeuilletee #MoroccanFood #Pancakes #Honey #Breakfast #Snack #Foodie #SupermarketFinds #FunnyPackaging #CulturalFood #ReadyInMinutes #Oummi #PuffPastry #InternationalFood

#ShitHappens #UHaulFail #TruckCrash #Accident #BadDay #MovingDayDisaster #EpicFail #StuckTruck #Wrecked #Oops #UnfortunateEvent #DriverError #WhatWentWrong #MovingProblems #FML #Unexpected #Misfortune #GravityCheck #JustMyLuck #MovingFail #ThankfulThursday