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  1. Oubliez l'océan, le danger vient de la rivière ! 🦈💰 Découvrez mon analyse de #FearBelow, un thriller hybride saisissant situé dans l'Australie de 1946. Entre gangsters impitoyables et prédateur furtif, le suspense est au rendez-vous. #cinema #horreur #sharkmovie

    critiksmoviz.fr/2026/02/01/fea

  2. I went shopping for food supplies earlier so I only have time to enjoy the 3 Deep blue sea movies for #MySharkweek picks for today's #CreatureFeatures for #MyHorrorfest2025 I remember when the 1st movie came out I was so happy that finally a new #SharkMovie after they stopped making the Jaws franchise that has bite to it!

  3. My favorite shark movie is called "Bait." It's an Australian movie with Julian McMahon and is about sharks in a grocery store.
    #horror #sharkmovie

  4. So "Under Paris" is basically Jaws France Edition. Police say cancel major tourist event there is a killer shark, mayor says nope.
    #movie #horrormovie #sharkmovie

  5. #SharkMovie review. #DevilFish. An Italian "shark" movie containing a shark octopus hybrid. This movie is a ridiculous stupid 80s movie with costumes and furniture that just look amazing. A soundtrack full of guitar and synthesizers. It also has the best insult "woman with the have the sensibilities of a slut". The story is what you expect. A monster kills random people and science is involved. Beware, the movie is also surprisingly horny. It contains a slight bit of animal misstreatment. 4/5 :blobhaj_reach:

  6. #SharkMovie. This time #SandSharks. Just skip this one. I know you think that sharks in the sand will be a fun distraction, something new. Sands and sharks, what could go wrong? But this movie does the cardinal sin of bad movies by being utterly boring. I don't even need to describe the story because if you saw jaws or any other of the shark movies on a beach you know what is going on. 0/5 :Blobhaj_Sad_Reach:

  7. #SharkMovie review time! This time #SomethingInTheWater. Imagine spice girls in a shark movie + lesbians. Starts out kind of progressive and interesting with glimpses of a realistic shark. But then it just turns into Open Water 4 or something with people making stupid decision after stupid decision. And it just keeps going and doesn't kill the annoying character. And at the end the movie notices that it has only 10 minutes left and packs all the action in it.
    The story is that 5 friends are invited to a wedding of one of them, go to an isolated island where a shark bites one.
    3/5 :blobhaj_reach:

  8. #SharkMovie review. This time #SharkAttack with #ErnieHudson and the guy from starship troopers. A shark expert (but still a phd) follows an email about mysterious shark attacks in South Africa. It is of course all an evil plot. Uses extensive shark stock footage and some animatronic sharks. And some shark body doubles? I am not sure. Without the warning at the end I would have assumed they killed some sharks but I guess not.
    Overall enjoyable movie with a ridiculous climax. Also the poster looks ridiculous.
    4/5 :blobhaj_smile:
    #movies

  9. #SharkMovie time. This time #NoWayUp with chief O'Brien as a guest role. A plane is crashing in the middle of the ocean and the survivors are trapped in an air bubble in the plane while sharks are outside. The sharks are ok but a bit too omnipotent with who they eat at what time. And the whole time I wanted to know how the airplane doors would work underwater. We also got a shark alien face off. And way too much talking about a plan.
    I also wish there was a movie with a shark in a trench coat trying to sabotage a plane.
    4/5 :blobhaj_reach:

  10. #SharkMovie time. #DeepBlood an Italian 1989 movie. About a group of friends learning an ancient Indian tale to blow up a shark with dynamite. While trying to convince their father that they just want to play golf instead of studying business. Kind of ok movie but I need to talk about a big fat WARNING: This is the first movie we watched where a shark might have been harmed for filming. They show what I assume is a dead shark but I am not sure. Italian movies at that time are always sketchy.
    Boring nonsensical plot and no excitement. United you like these types of Italian movies don't bother. But the poster is amazing. 1/5 :Blobhaj_Sad_Reach:

  11. #SharkMovie review. (Yes I am still sick that is why you are getting more of these). This time #OpenWater3. (Sometime known as just cage dive). A found footage shark movie including all the shakes can you can imagine. Three insufferable people go cage diving and a rogue wave hits them out of the boat. Realistic sharks but you really don't see them and the first half of the movie is just horrible douchebags being horrible. Don't forget the cheating subplot because that needs to exist. And Darwin awards all around. At least it features a life raft?
    2/5 :blobhaj_reach:

  12. #SharkMovie time. #SharkansasWomensPrisonMassacre. Yes that is the name and you get exactly what you expect. With a side of weird racism and land sharks. You really don't need to watch this movie. 0/5 :Blobhaj_Sad_Reach:

  13. #SharkMovie review. #OpenWater2. No sharks, boring stupid people. 0/5 :Blobhaj_Sad_Reach:

  14. #SharkMovie review. #DarkTide with Halle Berry. Amazing shark footage with realistically behaving sharks including snoot bumps.Halle Berry swims with sharks without a cage and brings a billionaire with her. Boring and too long, should have been a one hour movie instead of two. Plays in Cape Town with a natural mix of languages. Not the worst shark movie. 4/5 :blobhaj_reach:

  15. #SharkMovie time! This time #SharkLake. You would imagine that a movie that has dolph lundgren wrestling a shark would be better but obviously because of shark movie standards you can't see anything. Dodgy cgi sharks included and a weird father/daughter thing going on that is really boring. 2/5 :Blobhaj_Sad_Reach: because you had to wait for the sharks quite a bit and they just don't move right.
    #movies

  16. #SharkMovie time. #IntoTheBlue with Paul walker and Jessica alba. Having real sharks that interact with the cast is quite nice but the story is supremely lacking. It is one of roughly a million Paul walker crime movies. Paul and his friends find a sunken ship and a plane full of cocaine and the plot happens. Watch the first half hour and skip the rest as that is almost all of the sharks. Also this movie is suprisingly horny for some reason.

  17. #SharkMovie review. #Megalodon2 and #Megalodon3. These are completely forgettable and not about sharks but about military boats. Playing on a museum ship where you can have fun spotting all the museum signs. But seriously don't watch them. The military stuff is just so boring and garbage. Not even fun or ridiculous. And don't forget it includes basically just 3 actors shooting guns into the water/sky and repeating how they are not hitting anything and are running out of ammo. Also I am sure some has been actor got promised a vacation for the two hours of shooting in the same room.

  18. #SharkMovie review time. #DinoShark an utterly forgettable movie. I literally don't remember anything except that it starts with the same sequence it ends in. A prehistoric dinosaur/shark thingy is eating people. They actually have a dinosaur head puppet that eats people. Also one of those movies that seemed to be sponsored by a tourism bureau with all the fun water activities you can do.

  19. I couldn't finish "Sharktopus vs Whalewolf". The movie is bad but thinks it is a comedy. If you make a bad movie you need to be serious about it, otherwise it falls apart. #SharkMovie #movies

  20. Also we do not need relationship drama in a shark movie. #SharkMovie

  21. The shallows was actually a pretty good movie and sharknado 1 is kind of enjoyable. There are so many more movies we watched that I just can't list because I don't remember. Perhaps I am going to blog about some more. #Shark #SharkMovie #movie