#securityhumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #securityhumor, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨 Ah yes, the revolutionary concept of installing a solitary turnstile to protect three towering skyscrapers—because nothing screams "top-notch security" like a single spinning obstacle! 😂 Meanwhile, key card readers went on a power trip, gaining more access than the actual employees.🔑🛂
https://idiallo.com/blog/installed-single-turnstile-for-security-theater #turnstilefail #securityhumor #skyscraperproblems #keycardchaos #techirony #HackerNews #ngated -
🙈✨ "Hide your secrets from prAIng eyes" – because nothing says 'secure' like a tool with a name that sounds like a typo. 😂🔐 Forget best practices, just inject secrets at runtime and hope for the best! 🙃🔧
https://github.com/GreatScott/enveil #HideYourSecrets #prAIngEyes #RuntimeInjection #SecurityHumor #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated -
🤡 Oh, the audacity! Thieves nab a Picasso while the gallery's "tech-savvy" staff are busy configuring user agents. 🎨 Meanwhile, their security bots are too busy reading Wikipedia for tips on how to prevent art heists. 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_of_The_Weeping_Woman_from_the_National_Gallery_of_Victoria #arttheft #techfail #picassostolen #securityhumor #hackersnews #gallerydrama #HackerNews #ngated