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  1. #BestThingToday is experimenting with sniffing bits of paper in ziplock bags.

    It is very related to the #SecondBestThingYesterday which was going into a perfume shop in order to learn more about #smelling #smells and #brains.

    Me. A 55 year old man, who has never done anything other than: try to not smell of anything.

    The lovely person half my height, half my age and of the contradictory gender, explained patiently which few of the SIX HUNDRED bottles I should try. (She had eyelashes so big that they made my eyelid muscles ache in sympathy.)

    #IKnowNothing

    So I ended up with these littlebaggies and strips of paper. I thought I coul open them with coffee.

    Onwards with learning....

  2. #BestThingToday is experimenting with sniffing bits of paper in ziplock bags.

    It is very related to the #SecondBestThingYesterday which was going into a perfume shop in order to learn more about #smelling #smells and #brains.

    Me. A 55 year old man, who has never done anything other than: try to not smell of anything.

    The lovely person half my height, half my age and of the contradictory gender, explained patiently which few of the SIX HUNDRED bottles I should try. (She had eyelashes so big that they made my eyelid muscles ache in sympathy.)

    #IKnowNothing

    So I ended up with these littlebaggies and strips of paper. I thought I coul open them with coffee.

    Onwards with learning....

  3. #BestThingToday is experimenting with sniffing bits of paper in ziplock bags.

    It is very related to the #SecondBestThingYesterday which was going into a perfume shop in order to learn more about #smelling #smells and #brains.

    Me. A 55 year old man, who has never done anything other than: try to not smell of anything.

    The lovely person half my height, half my age and of the contradictory gender, explained patiently which few of the SIX HUNDRED bottles I should try. (She had eyelashes so big that they made my eyelid muscles ache in sympathy.)

    #IKnowNothing

    So I ended up with these littlebaggies and strips of paper. I thought I coul open them with coffee.

    Onwards with learning....

  4. #BestThingToday is experimenting with sniffing bits of paper in ziplock bags.

    It is very related to the #SecondBestThingYesterday which was going into a perfume shop in order to learn more about #smelling #smells and #brains.

    Me. A 55 year old man, who has never done anything other than: try to not smell of anything.

    The lovely person half my height, half my age and of the contradictory gender, explained patiently which few of the SIX HUNDRED bottles I should try. (She had eyelashes so big that they made my eyelid muscles ache in sympathy.)

    #IKnowNothing

    So I ended up with these littlebaggies and strips of paper. I thought I coul open them with coffee.

    Onwards with learning....