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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a sandwich to the chest.

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And let's take a moment to appreciate that, as has happened so much in this administration, the officer in question lied under oath. It was laughable.
""I could feel it through my ballistic vest," he said of the sandwich's impact, adding that an onion string hung from his police radio and mustard stained his shirt."
"Ms. Shroff described the case to jurors as profoundly unserious.
She showed a photo of the sandwich intact on the ground and in a wrapper after Mr. Dunn threw it, challenging the agent who had testified on Tuesday that the hoagie had “exploded” on his chest."

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/us/politics/trump-sandwich-guy-verdict.html?unlocked_article_code=1.zk8.qLNJ.ngda2yTlG3B_&smid=url-share
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ypvv8n1jvo

Anyway, on for the fun stuff: the Sisters In Law podcast is a good podcast with legal expert hosts covering politics and law. They shared a number of puns found around the Internet related to this case:

Assault with a deli weapon
Reuben missile crisis
The Hurl of Sandwich
The po boy was set free
It was a ham-handed prosecution
If the wrap didn't split, you must acquit
The sandwich wasn't the only hero
The case was full of baloney
The case went a-rye
One man mustard his courage
Justice was served... with chips, a cookie, and a medium drink
The office was taken to the mayo clinic
We relish the outcome
He was in a pickle, but now he's on a roll
It was a salami sandwich, good thing it wasn't a club
A waste of dough all along

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Sean Dunn, the "sandwich guy" was acquitted on charges of... assault with a deli weapon. (Just kidding, but more puns in a moment). It was misdemeanor assault. The Trump administration originally wanted FELONY charges... for a sandwich being thrown at a member of ICE. Who was wearing body armor.

Bear in mind this is the same administration that pardoned the violent insurrectionists of Jan 6, despite those thugs having injured about 140 police officers. And now they've been wasting taxpayer dollars and limited judicial resources on a ridiculous case. All to try to intimidate people from speaking out against ICE. But those who have been paying attention have been outraged by the brutal actions of ICE: kidnapping hard working immigrants, zip-tying children, tear gassing neighborhoods, illegally imprisoning US citizens, shooting reporters ad priests with rubber bullets and pepper balls. It's horrifying. No wonder so many people sympathized with Sean Dunn's frustrations.
#SeanDunn #SandwichGuy #ICE #USPolitics #pun #dadjoke