#scrumtheater — Public Fediverse posts

@marix1
Please do not call it #Scrumtheater if it is #SAFeTheater

SAFe has its own understanding from Scrum incl. own definitions without any link to the common Scrum Guide.

And: SAFe recommends Kanban too.

But to be honest: it is #ManagementTheater
It is the opposite of Scrum.

#Scrum #ScrumMaster #ScaledAgileFramework

In some days I am the first time invited to the next level of #Scrumtheater

Management, product management, RTE, agile coaches, scrum masters, product owners, some enterprise tooling organisation process people and the release process team.

This is done since some weeks.

And now finally they thought about inviting #solutionarchitecture

There are 70+ people invited.

This will take three hours. It will happen every week. Status talks and moderated breakout sessions.

#SAFe #agile #scrum

🔥 The Ceremonial Class 🔥 #AgileIsNotTech #ScrumTheater #RealEngineersBuild #DevTruth #DeadSwitch #TomsITCafe #CyberGhostPost #EngineeringMatters #KillTheCeremony #StandUpFatigue #NoMoreBuzzwords #TechWithoutTheatrics #SilenceOverCeremony #ArchitectsLead #CybersecurityFirst #BuildBreakBleed #LinkedInUnfiltered

http://tomsitcafe.com/2025/04/22/%f0%9f%94%a5-the-ceremonial-class-%f0%9f%94%a5/

🔥 The Ceremonial Class 🔥 #AgileIsNotTech #ScrumTheater #RealEngineersBuild #DevTruth #DeadSwitch #TomsITCafe #CyberGhostPost #EngineeringMatters #KillTheCeremony #StandUpFatigue #NoMoreBuzzwords #TechWithoutTheatrics #SilenceOverCeremony #ArchitectsLead #CybersecurityFirst #BuildBreakBleed #LinkedInUnfiltered

http://tomsitcafe.com/2025/04/22/%f0%9f%94%a5-the-ceremonial-class-%f0%9f%94%a5/

🔥 The Ceremonial Class 🔥 #AgileIsNotTech #ScrumTheater #RealEngineersBuild #DevTruth #DeadSwitch #TomsITCafe #CyberGhostPost #EngineeringMatters #KillTheCeremony #StandUpFatigue #NoMoreBuzzwords #TechWithoutTheatrics #SilenceOverCeremony #ArchitectsLead #CybersecurityFirst #BuildBreakBleed #LinkedInUnfiltered

http://tomsitcafe.com/2025/04/22/%f0%9f%94%a5-the-ceremonial-class-%f0%9f%94%a5/