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Some ideas for scoutspy wrestling au, which will be the same as all my other aus (guy who used to be a huge slut is now very old and has an adoring fan)
- Slightly thick spoih
- Obviously pulling from Jake tha snake here, only one guy gets the snake gimmick :P
- If we go for Scylla for his gimmick name, maybe he could plop squids on people or throw 'em in a shark tank LMAO
- 80's territory guy, maybe had a small run in the Larger Sports Entertainment Company, but did not reach the financial security of other top guys, and didn't hit the merch royalties of the late 90's.
- Thus in his old age, Mr. Scylla is doing pop culture conventions with his peers to pay for his medically mandated bacta tank/iron lung.
- Ollie is a Huge Fan! He traded all the tapes! He follows Mr. Scylla into the bathroom to see if Scylla's penis really was bitten off by a snake... or if it's just kayfabe.
- Scylla probably kayfabes Ollie into becoming his "assistant" for free and bring him to his dialysis appointments as well as get him water LMAO.
- Ollie is convinced this is his own first step into learning how to wrassle from the greats, nevermind that Ollie is about 5'4" and 110 lbs wet.
- Yaoi Sexo ensues
- Something about how Mr. S was NOT into garbage wrestling, but Ollie being a trash ass millenial loves the trashy shit. Pressuring old man Scylla into doing those fetishy hardcore matches in his elder years?! Ollie slowly becoming Scylla's manager... (referencing Iron Shiek's nephews or whatever running his twitter account and rolling him into meet n' greets lol)Much to think about. Just like Glam Basile, or every single other character I have, I am entranced by life on da road with groupies -> old guys coping in the era of smartphones and stans.