#sciencejokes — Public Fediverse posts

🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

I know why all #aliens are bald (hairless). To fly faster than the speed of light takes an enormous amount of energy (it's impossible). But at least I know how they stop — they use their moustaches! 😄

#sciencejokes
#Aliens

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

#ScienceJokes #CleverHumor #fedi #growth

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

#ScienceJokes #CleverPuns #fedi #growth

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂
#ScienceJokes #CleverHumor #fedi #growth

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

#ScienceJokes

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

#ScienceJokes

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

#ScienceJokes

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

#ScienceJokes

I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!

#scienceJokes #astronomyJokes #earthScience #astronomy

I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!

#scienceJokes #astronomyJokes #earthScience #astronomy

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
A Osmoses

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #sciencejokes

Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
A Osmoses

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #sciencejokes

Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
A Osmoses

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #sciencejokes

Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
A Osmoses

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #sciencejokes

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

You know what really sucks? …and blows?

HVAC! 🤪😆🥁

#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.

Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.

Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."

😂

#Science #ScienceJokes

OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.

Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.

Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."

😂

#Science #ScienceJokes

OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.

Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.

Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."

😂

#Science #ScienceJokes

OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.

Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.

Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."

😂

#Science #ScienceJokes

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman

I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman

I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman

I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes

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#sciencememes #science #chemistrymemes #chemistry #chememes #meme #memes #biology #biologymemes #physics #physicsmemes #biochemistry #organics #analytics #scientific #sciencejokes #funny #lab #sciencememe #chemistrymeme

#sciencememes #science #chemistrymemes #chemistry #chememes #meme #memes #biology #biologymemes #physics #physicsmemes #biochemistry #organics #analytics #scientific #sciencejokes #funny #lab #sciencememe #chemistrymeme

#sciencememes #science #chemistrymemes #chemistry #chememes #meme #memes #biology #biologymemes #physics #physicsmemes #biochemistry #organics #analytics #scientific #sciencejokes #funny #lab #sciencememe #chemistrymeme

#sciencememes #science #chemistrymemes #chemistry #chememes #meme #memes #biology #biologymemes #physics #physicsmemes #biochemistry #organics #analytics #scientific #sciencejokes #funny #lab #sciencememe #chemistrymeme

The "periodic table"? Isn't it always a table? 🤪
#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes

The "periodic table"? Isn't it always a table? 🤪
#PunsAreGreat #ScienceJokes