#sciencejokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #sciencejokes, aggregated by home.social.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.
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Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.
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Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.
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Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.
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I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!
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I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!
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Mars with what?
So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.
That’s otterly ridiculous.
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Mars with what?
So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.
That’s otterly ridiculous.
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Mars with what?
So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.
That’s otterly ridiculous.
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Mars with what?
So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.
That’s otterly ridiculous.
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Mars with what?
So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.
That’s otterly ridiculous.
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Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
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Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
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Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
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Q Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
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These shirts prove science is cool and hilarious 😎
For chem teachers, physics nerds, caffeine junkies, and sarcasm majors.All tees are peer-reviewed
🛒 https://techgeeksapparel.com/science-t-shirts/
#STEMHumor #FunnyScienceShirts #PeriodicTablePuns #ScienceJokes #SmartFashion #TechGeekApparel
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🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated -
The Primary Elements of Humor.
Sulphur (S) + Argon (Ar) + Calcium (Ca) + Samarium (Sm) = Sarcasm.
It’s just basic science. 😏🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/sarcasm-primary-elements-of-humor-t-shirt/
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In science and in life, nobody wants to be the residue left behind. 😏
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/if-youre-not-part-of-the-solution/
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Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated -
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OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.
Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.
Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."😂
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OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.
Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.
Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."😂
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OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.
Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.
Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."😂
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OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.
Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.
Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."😂
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OH: Ein Pastor, ein Physiker und ein Mathematiker stehen an einer Bushaltestelle. Der Bus kommt, innen hell beleuchtet und man sieht, dass zwei Fahrgäste drin sitzen.
Der Bus hält an, und es steigen drei Fahrgäste aus.
Pfarrer: "Ein Wunder!"
Physiker: "Oh, haben wir einen Messfehler?"
Mathematiker: "Wenn jetzt einer von uns einsteigt, dann ist der Bus leer."😂
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman
I'll leave you with that.
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman
I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes -
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman
I'll leave you with that.
#badjokes #sciencejokes
