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  1. Warning: !8+ post. Do not read if you offend easily. I love the word sardonic. It's the perfect combination of words and meanings, sarcastic + ironic. My wit is entirely sardonic, and I try to throw that into my novels at least somewhere. Maybe a character doesn't take themselves too seriously; maybe circumstances are beyond a character's control. Better yet, when a reviewer gets my drift. I won't use Kirkus Reviews again, because their reviewers have really gone downhill. The last review I paid for was only semi-literate, regardless of the review's content. But for my erotic fiction, Flicka's LOVERS, they nailed it, and I was somewhat surprised by the candor in their choice of words. My book will be in ongoing steamy reads promotions this summer. This first one: books.bookfunnel.com/dirtylitt is now running. If you do click on the link and CLICK ON FLICKA'S LOVERS, you can read the bullet points from my Kirkus Reviews review. My sardonic wit was immensely stoked when my book made a Kirkus Reviews reviewer write out the word: orgasm. #mastodon #review #review #bookstodon #booksky #books #humor #sarcasm #ironic #sardonic #funny #erotic

  2. Theoretically I support experimentalists for a living.

    Currently at NTU #Singapore as PPF with funding to bridge the gap between theoretical #quantum algorithms and experimental actualities. I'll measure myself, though 🤞🤞:turing:

    I was told I developed a #sardonic sense of humor. That was in relation to recent events in my life and I wonder what caused what.

    Hooked on #habits, noting what I #note, self.#shadow.tomography().

    Trying to mind hate. Trying to empty mind.

    He/him.

    #introduction

  3. #evil #covid19 #vax #vaccine #revolution

    Developing a vaccine is as much an art as it is science. The strategy is to fine tune the effectiveness of the vaccine so that it is effective enough so that, from an individual’s perspective, it reduces illness enough to make it a reasonable choice to take the jab, but to make the vaccine weak enough so that vaccinated people continue to spread the disease and make more customers.

    #sardonic (In case it wasn't obvious)

  4. CW: self harm

    Let’s make more people sick
    so we can sell more medicine.

    Let’s start another war
    so we can sell more weapons.

    Let’s cause more crime
    so we can hire more lawyers
    and build more prisons.

    Let’s cut ourselves
    because the bandage is pretty.

    Let’s kill ourselves
    to feed the worms.

    #SmallPoems #Poetry #MastoPrompt #bandage
    #sardonic

  5. -

    #humor #joke #satire #sardonic

    Various views on abortion…

    Democrat:
    “Genders that carry wombs have historically been oppressed and subject to indigenous reproductive genocide. No one can dictate to our collective feminality what to do with our bodies or any one else’s body until the fetus reaches the age of majority. (Also, it must be paid for by single-payer healthcare because black lives matter and LGBTQIAHS+ intersectionality woke reparations.)”

    Republican:
    “No abortions, no exceptions because the Bible says so. It’s says so right there in Mark 17:3. (I know it’s true because my TV preacher told me it was true while he was taking up a collection to help pay for the church’s new anti-abortionist private jet.)”

    Libertarian:
    “In a free-market capitalist economy, a person owns their own body (even if they are a woman). And an unwanted pregnancy is trespassing and theft of productivity, so the woman has a right to defend herself and the trespasser can be forcibly ejected at any time. (Even if it requires the use of an assault rifle to remove the fetus, tax free.)”

  6. CW: provocative comment on mass graves, war

    Why do they bury war victims in mass graves?

    So that in a million years from now when another species has taken over for humans, who by then are long extinct, all those people who were buried a million years ago during the war will have turned into oil and then the new species can pump out that oil and they’ll have something to fight about and start wars over.

    The cycle of life.

    #sardonic #war #violence #life #death #avarice

    (Image: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fil, by Sanjay Acharya, CC-BY-SA-3.0)

  7. @__pando__

    "Primitive Conflicts, Crude Weapons, Petty Bickering over borders, and nuclear balance of terror which precludes any potential for victory,"

    #humor #sardonic #tz

  8. @tinfoilhat Very few. I hope I'm not implying that my judgement will be solely based on the poll. It will provide a slight insight in the every man perspective. The absurdity of asking about this publicly in a space helps me deal with the absurdity of my predicament. The #sardonic more than #depressed

  9. @freemo @trinsec

    Deposed him? What do mean? He's still the president.

    #sardonic

  10. L'attore di minacce finanziariamente motivato #FIN8 è stato osservato impiegare nei recenti attacchi una backdoor non rilevata in precedenza, soprannominata #Sardonic.
    Di Pierluigi #Paganini su #cyberdefensemagazine
    cyberdefensemagazine.com/fin8-

  11. #COVID19 #masks #vaccine #CDC #satire #sardonic #sarcasm

    What happens when the virus mutates into a super-intelligent AI hive mind?

    It may fool people into thinking that the vaccine is dangerous so it will have more hosts to invade.

  12. ****** BREAKING NEWS ******
    --- video below ---
    CDC Director confirms that the COVID-19 virus is sentient...

    #short #satire #unfair #edit #masks #vaccine

    In a recent interview, the CDC director confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is sentient. Maybe this is how it can tell which people are illegal aliens and which are US citizens.

    (play video for details)

    #CDC #COVID19 #satire #sardonic #unfair #edit #masks #vaccine

    Play the video:
    video.qoto.org/videos/watch/67