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  1. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

  2. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  3. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  4. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  5. My fellow Christian Conservatives, God's chosen people of this great land of the USA, remember what the Jesus said:

    It is easier to pass through the eye of the needle on the way to heaven if you've laden your pockets with cash money, lubed with the tears of the disregarded poor. Just slide on through!

    #TongueInCheek #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  6. Calls for financial literacy to be taught at school?
    abc.net.au/news/2026-01-24/cal

    My op: Financial literacy is first and foremost the responsibility of parents. Schools are already ridiculously time poor, to be expected to add more content.

    … but in a society where parents are failing to be responsible (because they lack time or literacy), and government are failing to properly fund and staff schools. Adding more content for teachers to drown in sounds like great idea. #sarcasmfont #AusPol #AusEdu

  7. Calls for financial literacy to be taught at school?
    abc.net.au/news/2026-01-24/cal

    My op: Financial literacy is first and foremost the responsibility of parents. Schools are already ridiculously time poor, to be expected to add more content.

    … but in a society where parents are failing to be responsible (because they lack time or literacy), and government are failing to properly fund and staff schools. Adding more content for teachers to drown in sounds like great idea. #sarcasmfont #AusPol #AusEdu

  8. "Despite the generally strong support for democracy, there was an equally strong desire for radical change, with more people in most countries thinking the system was rigged in favour of the rich and powerful rather than working for everyone."

    What? Do ordinary mortals think the neoliberal cosnsenus has failed us? How can this be? Look at all the wonderful things the billionaires have developed for us! #SarcasmFont

    theguardian.com/world/2025/nov

  9. "Despite the generally strong support for democracy, there was an equally strong desire for radical change, with more people in most countries thinking the system was rigged in favour of the rich and powerful rather than working for everyone."

    What? Do ordinary mortals think the neoliberal cosnsenus has failed us? How can this be? Look at all the wonderful things the billionaires have developed for us! #SarcasmFont

    theguardian.com/world/2025/nov

  10. My wife just saw some dude jogging in Hollywood with an n95 on, and you won't believe this, but he was breathing just fine!

    No struggle or huffin' and puffin'. It's like it's totally possible to do very normal things while protecting yourself!

    Insane, I know RIGHT?!

    #sarcasmfont #maskup #lafires

  11. My wife just saw some dude jogging in Hollywood with an n95 on, and you won't believe this, but he was breathing just fine!

    No struggle or huffin' and puffin'. It's like it's totally possible to do very normal things while protecting yourself!

    Insane, I know RIGHT?!

    #sarcasmfont #maskup #lafires

  12. EV infrastructure in Australia?

    While Australian whinge about:
    - Lack of infrastructure for EVs or
    - Perceived lack of refueling convenience compared to ICE vehicles

    The United Kingdom, …: instagram.com/reel/C5nslPdS98b

    #HappyFont: AUSTRALIA CAN YOU FEEL HOW INNOVATIVE WE ARE!!!!!

    I DOOOO!

    WE ARE PIONEERERS OF THE FUTUREEEEE!
    #sarcasmfont / #Auspol #AusBiz #ElectricVehicles #Electrification

  13. @luciedigitalni Just like the Kenya runners whinging about their cold, high altitude training locations, and wanting to run along the Gold Coast Esplanade instead.
    #sarcasmfont

  14. Co-Ed Schooling?

    God forbid young boys be given the opportunity to be socially respectable.

    Let these kids grow the 'Boys club' mentality that we were brought up with! #SarcasmFont

    sbs.com.au/news/article/parent
    #AusEdu #Education

  15. I love* Australian creative accounting!

    ‘IEEFA found Australian coal miners were underestimating their methane emissions by 81 per cent and gas companies by 92 per cent – a discrepancy that could require a doubling in the rate of emission cuts by 2030 from big emitters’

    reneweconomy.com.au/climate-au
    #COP28 #AusPol #AusBiz #AusLaw #ClimateCrisis #ClimateAction *#sarcasmfont

  16. Just need a few more weeks for this Joe Barry defense to really settle in. #sarcasmfont

  17. Also completely unsurprising that Australian PhD graduates and researchers received more demand and interest in their skills and knowledge from employers overseas than they do at home.

    Can you feel how innovative Australia is? #sarcasmfont
    #AusBiz #AusPol

  18. Treasury proposing moratorium to protect corporate greenwashing.

    ... you know, because the Climate Crisis will also freeze and give time to let Corporations get their act together, and its not like Corporations had a third of a century #sarcasmfont .
    abc.net.au/news/science/2023-1
    #AusPol #AusLaw #AusBiz #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis

  19. Treasury proposing moratorium to protect corporate greenwashing.

    ... you know, because the Climate Crisis will also freeze and give time to let Corporations get their act together, and its not like Corporations had a third of a century #sarcasmfont .
    abc.net.au/news/science/2023-1
    #AusPol #AusLaw #AusBiz #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis

  20. Today, I got a flu shot in one arm and a bivalent Covid19 vaccine in the other arm. I hear doing it that way is like having a phased array antenna, so I’m hoping I finally get the 5G upgrade they keep promising. I’m going to hold my arms up and spin in circles until it works.

    #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  21. Today, I got a flu shot in one arm and a bivalent Covid19 vaccine in the other arm. I hear doing it that way is like having a phased array antenna, so I’m hoping I finally get the 5G upgrade they keep promising. I’m going to hold my arms up and spin in circles until it works.

    #SarcasmFont #ScottHumor

  22. Where on earth does the ‘Third country Quarantine’ idea come from?

    Everyone else remember how effective it was during COVID-19 for human contagions? #sarcasmfont

    The quarantine period should be entirely in Australia.
    abc.net.au/news/2023-08-27/dog
    #AusPol #AgChatOz #AnimalRights #HumanRights

  23. @Tooden I currently live in a modern apartment by a Canberra-based developer. Built just this year. It has the amazing ventilation system of 'spread dust everywhere and let humidity build-up as if you were living in a dusty Far-north Queensland town' whilst also achieving the heat insulation quality of 'living in Tasmania with no heating' .

    It's unfair to call it crammed: Its somewhat spacious by Asian standards. You can hear the neighbors and the cars in the basement garage during the morning commuting rush from 5am. No need to set an alarm clock.

    The living standards is remarkable. Don't be so mean about 'livability' #sarcasmfont

  24. 🥥 I'm not ashamed at all to admit that I'm a #Firefish -- formerly #Calckey -- stan.
    Hearing about what's going on there reminds me of walking past the Art Department when I was in school. I was always deeply moved -- blown away, actually -- by the creativity I'd be privileged to see there.
    So now that I've buttered you up, can you kindly use your #MarkupMarkdown or whatever to create a #SarcasmFont to help disambiguate some of the confusion created by us snarkmeisters?
    K?
    TKS! 🥥

  25. Abuse and Violence is counter productive to the cause of veganism:

    I’m sympathise to people who have vegan needs for medical reasons; and have deep respect to professional chefs willing to cater to dietary/medical needs of people.

    …but let’s take a moment to congratulate these ‘activists’ for their successful campaign of reaffirming anti-vegan sentiments through abuse and violence. #SarcasmFont

    sbs.com.au/news/article/activi
    #FoodCulture #Veganism

  26. Abuse and Violence is counter productive to the cause of veganism:

    I’m sympathise to people who have vegan needs for medical reasons; and have deep respect to professional chefs willing to cater to dietary/medical needs of people.

    …but let’s take a moment to congratulate these ‘activists’ for their successful campaign of reaffirming anti-vegan sentiments through abuse and violence. #SarcasmFont

    sbs.com.au/news/article/activi
    #FoodCulture #Veganism

  27. Some huge news recently regarding the PGA. Note that the 2024 Players Championship is still scheduled for March 14th-17th in Ponte Vedra Florida, but now at the entirely redesigned TPC Bonesawgrass Country Club*

    *Rule change for members alone: take no penalty for slicing out of bounds. Just pay your caddie Jared 2 billion (oddly all the caddies are named Jared) and carry on with your game from the center of fairway. It never happened.
    #saudiarabia #LIVGolf #pga #sarcasmfont

  28. @DataDrivenMD Yes. We do so well with people from other cultures arriving in the US. 🙄 We have SUCH a tradition of welcoming new technologies from unexpected places. 🙄🤨🫤🤬 #SarcasmFont #NIMBY #NotInMyBackyard #NIH #NotInventedHere

  29. @DataDrivenMD Yes. We do so well with people from other cultures arriving in the US. 🙄 We have SUCH a tradition of welcoming new technologies from unexpected places. 🙄🤨🫤🤬 #SarcasmFont #NIMBY #NotInMyBackyard #NIH #NotInventedHere

  30. Love* being reminded why I only ever liked Public Relations within the limited interest of Academia (Communication and business management.)
    #AusBiz #PublicRelations *#SarcasmFont

  31. @jessta 'love' it when they deem the shoulder of a road a 'bike lane'. Even better when its not even that wide, aside an 80 zone. #sarcasmfont

  32. @rvawonk You should have been unblocked like the rest of us, but he *really* didn't want to hear from you again.

    I can't imagine why. #sarcasmfont

  33. @rvawonk You should have been unblocked like the rest of us, but he *really* didn't want to hear from you again.

    I can't imagine why. #sarcasmfont