#sarcasmbutonlyhalf — Public Fediverse posts

Three weeks ago: Russian oil tankers are attacked and boarded by military forces for breaking the embargo.

Now: Russian tankers can almost expect to be given military escorts by the same forces to arrive safely at their destinations.

#ThanksTrump #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Post a slightly positive or hopeful message. Wait for a few hours for the "Yes, but" and "well, actually" crowd to go wild in the replies, spewing their negativity. Grab a glass of preferred liquid stimulant, play https://makertube.net/w/8JXHYUMhfbHmRHejy5Hux8 and start The Block Party :)

#LifeHack #SarcasmButOnlyHalf #TimelineCleanser

#StrategicVoting is to vote for MORE AI in user surveys by software products/projects you want to see going down.

#EvilGenius #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

#StrategicVoting is to vote for MORE AI in user surveys by software products/projects you want to see going down.

#EvilGenius #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

#StrategicVoting is to vote for MORE AI in user surveys by software products/projects you want to see going down.

#EvilGenius #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

#StrategicVoting is to vote for MORE AI in user surveys by software products/projects you want to see going down.

#EvilGenius #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Gold pressed latinum is made of RAM. The mystery is solved.

#ThanksAI #StarTrek #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

The RAM in my Homelab machines is already worth more than my e-bike. In a few weeks it’ll be more valuable than my car. Time to discuss with my insurance agent and put better locks on my Homelab rack :)

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #ThanksAI

Wir erklären den Einsatz für rechts

ah, rechtswidrig natürlich. Verzeihung.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf
#Persmanhof
#LetMeShowYouMyBigSurpricedFace

TIL

Österreich hat die dritthöchste Dichte an #PrivateJets in der #EU

Wird sind also nicht nur Autoland

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #BanPrivateJets #TaxTheRich

PUH!

Ich dachte schon mein eigener E-Mail Server sei kaputt. Seit über 10 Tagen _keine einzige SPAM-Nachricht_! Und das bei einer E-Mail-Adresse, die seit 1995 aktiv ist.

Heute kamen endlich wieder welche herein, die die ordentliche Funktionsweise bestätigen.

Thank you, @mwl for your outstanding #RunYourOwnMailServer.

#sarcasmbutonlyhalf #spam

Edit: English translation in my reply.

People that want the newest and shiniest dev tools, even if merely beta, that will often end up being unmaintained after a few years, demand that the switch from X to Wayland (which was first released 2008) should not be rushed because it’s not ready for prime-time, in their opinion.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #Linux #NerdTalk

Heute habe ich gelernt, dass man in Japan den Nudelteig von einem Stück Holz hobelt

Verzehrfertig.

Nennt sich Kezuroukai, lt Posting von

https://hostux.social/@mathdatech1/114332306106234214

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf
#woodworking
#planing
#DIY

So #FAANG stands for Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google.

Well.

Facebook is now Meta (and I will conveniently ignore that Google wants to be called Alphabet).

So why not use #MAGAN instead from now on? They all want to have a seat at Trumps dinner table anyway ;)

(And no, please don't say MANGA. Mangas are a wonderful subculture that deserves to be kept out of this, IMHO)

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Modern "AI" like #ChatGPT or #Brad - or as I like to call it: #GaaS #Gaslighting as a Service. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Well, at least the bank run on #cryptocoins seems to be decentralised. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf