#salespitch — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #salespitch, aggregated by home.social.
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🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🇺🇸🤖 Ah yes, the US is "winning" the AI race—because nothing screams victory like turning AI into a glorified sales pitch! Meanwhile, the article casually name-drops #Trump and #Ellison as if they're the Avengers of tech 🤦♂️. Forget #innovation, it's all about who can sell more AI buzzwords! 🤑🎉
https://avkcode.github.io/blog/us-winning-ai-race.html #AIrace #SalesPitch #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠🔧 LFM2-24B-A2B: Because what the world really needed was yet another alphabet soup of technobabble claiming to be "efficient" and "scalable." 🤖💼 Spoiler alert: it's basically a glorified AI sales pitch wrapped in jargon, with a side of "customizable" buzzword salad. 🥗📈
https://www.liquid.ai/blog/lfm2-24b-a2b #LFM2-24B-A2B #AItechnobabble #buzzwordsalad #efficient #scalable #salespitch #HackerNews #ngated -
Will someone LITERALLY think of the children?!
City Learns Flock Accessed Cameras in Children's Gymnastics Room as a Sales Pitch Demo, Renews Contract Anyway
#Flock #Cameras #Children #SalesPitch #Surveillance #Privacy #AI #Tech
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🚀 Oh joy, yet another article claiming to solve all your context window woes with a sprinkle of MCP magic. Spoiler alert: it's just another sales pitch for an API buffet you've never heard of. 🍽️ Grab your #popcorn, because apparently, even your context needs a simpler way. 🎬🙄
https://www.apideck.com/blog/mcp-server-eating-context-window-cli-alternative #contextwindow #salespitch #MCPmagic #APIbuffet #HackerNews #ngated -
🐑 Wow, another #AI model offering "freebies" to open-source maintainers, because we all know they have endless free time to play with Claude's 20 maxed-out #PR #stunts. 🙄 It's basically a "try before you buy, but please just buy" strategy, wrapped up in as many sales pitches as possible. 💸
https://claude.com/contact-sales/claude-for-oss #OpenSource #Freebies #SalesPitch #Claude #HackerNews #ngated -
However, I can't help but feel sceptical about the article posted. It sounds too much like a #salesPitch. I'm especially bothered by point 4 ‐ #cloudFirst. #CloudServices have plenty of sensible #useCases. However, for many businesses, the number drops radically once #BusinessObjectives are considered. #DataStorage is often best done #onprem, in many cases, purely from a financial perspective [1]. Google seems to hint at this approach introducing security issues. /2
[1] https://thenewstack.io/cloud-vs-on-prem-comparing-long-term-costs/
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However, I can't help but feel sceptical about the article posted. It sounds too much like a #salesPitch. I'm especially bothered by point 4 ‐ #cloudFirst. #CloudServices have plenty of sensible #useCases. However, for many businesses, the number drops radically once #BusinessObjectives are considered. #DataStorage is often best done #onprem, in many cases, purely from a financial perspective [1]. Google seems to hint at this approach introducing security issues. /2
[1] https://thenewstack.io/cloud-vs-on-prem-comparing-long-term-costs/
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🔮✨ Behold the mystic scroll of "Gemini CLI" secrets, where #GitHub unveils its AI-driven sorcery to help coding agents become... marginally less confused. 🎩🔍 Spoiler: It's mostly a sales pitch wrapped in jargon, promising "intelligent apps" while delivering the same ol' buzzword salad. 🥗🚀
https://github.com/addyosmani/gemini-cli-tips #GeminiCLI #AI #techbuzzword #salespitch #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh great, yet another article promising the "8 principles" to magically unite data and software engineering like some tech rom-com. Spoiler alert: It's just a #ClickHouse ad dressed as a revelation—because who doesn't love a good cloud service sales pitch? 🤦♂️💼
https://clickhouse.com/blog/eight-principles-of-great-developer-experience-for-data-infrastructure #techromcom #dataengineering #cloudservices #salespitch #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Welcome to yet another tech article promising to revolutionize your life with jargon-filled buzzwords 🤖. Spoiler Alert: It's just a glorified menu of GitHub features—because who doesn't love a good sales pitch hidden in a "how-to" guide? 🙄
https://github.com/humanlayer/12-factor-agents #techbuzzwords #salespitch #GitHubfeatures #howto #guidefail #HackerNews #ngated -
'#Grifter' #MelaniaTrump Gets #Blunt #Reminder After #Awkward New #SalesPitch
The #formerfirstlady unveiled her latest "#collectibles," but #critics spotted one key problem.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/melania-trump-ornaments_n_66f0c935e4b0f75ccbd99599
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I try not to do anything even vaguely resembling "shilling for my employer," but this new feature/product I am truly excited about/proud of.
For those that don't know, I work for Horizon3.ai, whose primary (sole for now) product is an autonomous pentesting platform, NodeZero. Breach your systems to see how an attacker would with one click.
That lets you know what you need to patch, but IT is slow. I have one customer who has a "known exploitable" vulnerability on an internet-facing system; but their change process means it will be 2-3 months before it is patched.
So…
Enter NodeZero Tripwires™ (The ™ is insisted by our legal team.)
Drop canarytokens/honeytokens automatically during the pentest.
You may not be able to fix it quickly, but at least you'll know if someone else breaches you in the meantime! With no additional set up on your part. Just run your penitents, and get alerted if someone steps on the landmine. (Wait, that's a mixed metaphor!)
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#salespitch: are you or someone you know using laplacian methods in their analytics? are you interested in building out clustering or cluster analysis, unsupervised machine learning, graph/network data analysis, graph regularization, dimensionality reduction, or signal processing algorithms? laplacian mixture modeling could be of big help: they bring transparency & interpretability to Laplacian methods, improving performance, as well as knowledge & insights gained. ask for a free demo! #ML #data
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Defy the odds, create a unique #niche, and succeed beyond the hype
The #salespitch of “We offer the same product as what’s already in the market, just a little bit different” is far weaker than “Here’s a solution that didn’t exist before.” In my career helping brands connect with their communities on their platforms, I have witnessed how this #strategy reaps greater rewards than copying existing solutions.
https://techcrunch.com/2023/12/23/defy-the-odds-create-a-unique-niche-and-succeed-beyond-the-hype/ #nichemarketing
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@kuketzblog #salesPitch 😉 Vermutlich will er ja doch irgendwann wieder verkaufen...