#salesman — Public Fediverse posts
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Is This Anything?
Meet Dr. X. F. J. Widdershin, DMin, ThD, NWAR, MEM, MBA, J.D., LL.M., DVM, DC, DDS, BSYD, MD, PhD, DPT, EMD, EMT-P, RN, CRTT, DD, ASA, FSA, CAE, IAEE, PE, APSS, CMP, MS, (Ret.) (Vet.) (Esq.) And Notary Public!
The good doctor always seems to be right where he's needed, right when he's needed. The townsfolk will insist he's always been there, but the townsfolk across the county line say the same.
His tinctures work, his inventions function, even the snake-oil seems to have a potency to them. And that one thing the party has been needing to finish the collection? It's right there, for sale, right next to a bottle of rat poison and three loose trinkets from a board game.
And if the party needs to ask any follow-up questions? He's already packed up and gone. The townsfolk will swear they've never heard of him.
(And he'll also notarize anything. He has a stamp.)
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Do your players need a lead on that relic? The Doctor has one. Do they need an antidote before sundown? He mixed a batch this morning, funny they should ask. Do they need a reason to go left instead of right? He's got something for sale that'll sort that right out. Whatever your party needs to keep the adventure moving, Dr. Widdershin has it, has done it, or knows someone who has, and he's fully credentialed in all three. He's already set up in the next town! He's been expecting them!
#iTA #isThisAnything #DnD #TTRPG #Homebrew #NPC #Salesman #SnakeOil
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Is This Anything?
Meet Dr. X. F. J. Widdershin, DMin, ThD, NWAR, MEM, MBA, J.D., LL.M., DVM, DC, DDS, BSYD, MD, PhD, DPT, EMD, EMT-P, RN, CRTT, DD, ASA, FSA, CAE, IAEE, PE, APSS, CMP, MS, (Ret.) (Vet.) (Esq.) And Notary Public!
The good doctor always seems to be right where he's needed, right when he's needed. The townsfolk will insist he's always been there, but the townsfolk across the county line say the same.
His tinctures work, his inventions function, even the snake-oil seems to have a potency to them. And that one thing the party has been needing to finish the collection? It's right there, for sale, right next to a bottle of rat poison and three loose trinkets from a board game.
And if the party needs to ask any follow-up questions? He's already packed up and gone. The townsfolk will swear they've never heard of him.
(And he'll also notarize anything. He has a stamp.)
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Do your players need a lead on that relic? The Doctor has one. Do they need an antidote before sundown? He mixed a batch this morning, funny they should ask. Do they need a reason to go left instead of right? He's got something for sale that'll sort that right out. Whatever your party needs to keep the adventure moving, Dr. Widdershin has it, has done it, or knows someone who has, and he's fully credentialed in all three. He's already set up in the next town! He's been expecting them!
#iTA #isThisAnything #DnD #TTRPG #Homebrew #NPC #Salesman #SnakeOil
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Is This Anything?
Meet Dr. X. F. J. Widdershin, DMin, ThD, NWAR, MEM, MBA, J.D., LL.M., DVM, DC, DDS, BSYD, MD, PhD, DPT, EMD, EMT-P, RN, CRTT, DD, ASA, FSA, CAE, IAEE, PE, APSS, CMP, MS, (Ret.) (Vet.) (Esq.) And Notary Public!
The good doctor always seems to be right where he's needed, right when he's needed. The townsfolk will insist he's always been there, but the townsfolk across the county line say the same.
His tinctures work, his inventions function, even the snake-oil seems to have a potency to them. And that one thing the party has been needing to finish the collection? It's right there, for sale, right next to a bottle of rat poison and three loose trinkets from a board game.
And if the party needs to ask any follow-up questions? He's already packed up and gone. The townsfolk will swear they've never heard of him.
(And he'll also notarize anything. He has a stamp.)
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Do your players need a lead on that relic? The Doctor has one. Do they need an antidote before sundown? He mixed a batch this morning, funny they should ask. Do they need a reason to go left instead of right? He's got something for sale that'll sort that right out. Whatever your party needs to keep the adventure moving, Dr. Widdershin has it, has done it, or knows someone who has, and he's fully credentialed in all three. He's already set up in the next town! He's been expecting them!
#iTA #isThisAnything #DnD #TTRPG #Homebrew #NPC #Salesman #SnakeOil
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In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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Salesman shares 2 magic phrases that make salespeople leave you alone when shopping
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/magic-phrases-to-make-salesmen-go-away-ex1
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Salesman shares 2 magic phrases that make salespeople leave you alone when shopping
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/magic-phrases-to-make-salesmen-go-away-ex1
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Salesman shares 2 magic phrases that make salespeople leave you alone when shopping
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/magic-phrases-to-make-salesmen-go-away-ex1
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Salesman shares 2 magic phrases that make salespeople leave you alone when shopping
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/magic-phrases-to-make-salesmen-go-away-ex1
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Your Purchase, Ma'am!
Market Day
Hyères, French Riviera#hyeres #france #photos #market #marketday #fruits #vegetables #veggies #shops #customers #food #frenchriviera #salesman #seller #vendor #transaction
#photography #blackandwhitephotography #bnwphotography #streetphotography #monochromephotography #urbanhotography
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A Pleasant Transaction
Market Day
Hyères, French Riviera#hyeres #france #photos #market #marketday #fruits #vegetables #veggies #shops #customers #food #frenchriviera #salesman #seller #vendor #transaction
#photography #blackandwhitephotography #bnwphotography #streetphotography #monochromephotography #urbanhotography
#jlbouzou -
In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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Movie TV Tech Geeks #Movie #HoopDreams #Salesman #GimmeShelter 10 Greatest Cinéma Vérité Movies, Ranked http://dlvr.it/TPq60S
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Salesman shares 2 clever phrases that instantly make pushy salespeople disappear
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/get-pushy-salesman-to-leave-you-alone-ex1
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The Lady with the Fan
Market Day
french Riviera#hyeres #france #photos #shops #market #marketday #customers #woman #lady #morning #vegetables #fruits #seller #salesman #customers #frenchriviera #terrace #bottles
#photography #blackandwhitephotography #streetphotography #monochromephotography
#jlbouzou -
In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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Hey guys, new way to negotiate with car salespeople just dropped!
#negotiate #stealership #car #sales #salesman #CarSales #negotiation #deal #CarDealer #dealership
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🎉 Behold, a tome to teach you #Erlang with the zeal of a #door-to-door #salesman peddling the elixir of life. 📚✨ Fear not, brave coder, for this #guide will illuminate your path—assuming you're willing to forgo the Kool-Aid and navigate a table of contents longer than the code itself. 😅🔍
https://learnyousomeerlang.com/content #Tutorial #Coding #Programming #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
A presidency reduced to a sales pitch—how else do you explain the jarring sight of the #President of the United States hawking #Teslas on the White House South Lawn? ... :(
"#Trump has always been a #salesman, lending his name to real estate, casinos, restaurants... https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-donald-trump-doge-congress-takeover/
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In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
The #Electric Car #Salesman's #Dilemma
comics.lucentinian.com/4085
#AILaughs #VisitUsNow #AIComedy #AIGeneratedJokes #AIHumor -
In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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In 15 minutes, I hear the word “batch“ spoken by one person more times than I’ve ever heard it in my entire life.
https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/writing-2/2023/08/batch-fixer
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Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job herehttps://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job herehttps://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job herehttps://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job here https://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job here https://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
Looking for a Salesforce CRMA Dashboard Specialist/Developer $90 – 115/hr
Apply to the job here https://app.usebraintrust.com/r/julian20/?job_id=13122
Freelance
Data Science
Salesforce
Dashboards
SQL
#salesforce #sales #crm #salesforceadmin #salestips #business #salestraining #saleslife #salesman -
#Trump #ditches #Bible for a copy of #Playboy issue at #LIVgolf #event.
#Bible #salesman #DonaldTrump took a break from his #evangelical #charity #work, setting aside his #Holybook to proudly hold up a copy of #Playboy #magazine to his #cult #devotees a LIV #golf event in #Miami over the weekend.
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We don't normally do this, but I talked with my manager, and we would like to offer you our exclusive "Good Boy" discount. So, do we have a deal? Will you lay down? Shake...
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodondogs #bed #mattress #dogbed #dogbeds #goodboy #discount #sales #salesman #manager #funny #humor
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#VivekRamaswamy is the kind of #antiLGBTQ #UsedCar #Salesman the #GOP #loves
The #transphobic #Republican #Candidate is enchanting #GOP #voters by copying #Trump's #trademark #tactics: be entertaining and say anything to close the deal.
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Yes, I was really mean to the security system salesman that rang our doorbell earlier tonight. Third asshole this year that tries to sell the same thing, just a different company, and tries to tell me all the neighbors has signed up for the system he is selling. If they are going to lie, how about coming up with something original? Or something that isn't easily checked with said neighbors?
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Yes, I was really mean to the security system salesman that rang our doorbell earlier tonight. Third asshole this year that tries to sell the same thing, just a different company, and tries to tell me all the neighbors has signed up for the system he is selling. If they are going to lie, how about coming up with something original? Or something that isn't easily checked with said neighbors?
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Yes, I was really mean to the security system salesman that rang our doorbell earlier tonight. Third asshole this year that tries to sell the same thing, just a different company, and tries to tell me all the neighbors has signed up for the system he is selling. If they are going to lie, how about coming up with something original? Or something that isn't easily checked with said neighbors?
