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  1. #AI and #LLMs are over. Rejoice that the costly, unimpressive, environmental burdens are a thing of the past.

    Why?

    Because I have just invented and launched #SAGI. It's here, right now, today. I have beaten #OpenAi, #Nvidia and #Anthropic to #AGI and SAGI surpasses it in every way.

    Super Artifical General Intelligence is here, and you'd better get on board or get #LeftBehind.

    I have heard the rumours about a new $900 billion venture #Startup claiming they have already surpassed SAGI and I'm telling you right now, this is baseless #marketing #hype.

    Nevertheless I have actually just now surpassed SAGI with #USAGI. Upgrade to an Ultra SAGI+ subscription to limit the number of advertisements you see, hear, feel, smell and dream about.

    The price of enterprise USAGI++ is going up, unfortunately.

    USAGI has the power to do more harm to humans than the threat of nuclear #annihilation and as an inheritor of generational wealth who has never even broken a sweat, I am proud to say that.

    This is not a joke. I'm a post-human immaculate. The first unicorn.

    Build my throne now please.

    #Enshittification #Microslop