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  1. 💻😜 Intel's latest "Device #Modeling Language" is the tech equivalent of a #Rube #Goldberg machine, now on #GitHub - because nothing screams innovation like a convoluted new way to do what we could already do before. 🚀🤖 It's like they're trying to make coding as fun as a tax audit, now with extra security features to protect you from their own invention! 🙈🔒
    github.com/intel/device-modeli #Intel #Device #Language #TechInnovation #CodingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  2. "Der Satz, daß die gutgemalte Rübe besser sei als die schlechtgemalte Madonna, gehört bereits zum eisernen Bestand der modernen Ästhetik. Aber der Satz ist falsch; er müßte lauten: die gutgemalte Rübe ist ebenso gut wie die gutgemalte Madonna."
    Max Liebermann
    #MaxLiebermann #Malerei #Ästhetik #Rübe
    projekt-gutenberg.org/authors/

  3. Not until I know which one to pick up and what nut to turn. I don't just keep running around throwing Band-Aids on fucking shit to make it run one more day. And then lie to people about how amazing it is. Can you say, #Rube #Goldberg Machines? That's capitalism. Meeting human rights with weapons.🤯🤯🤯

  4. Gastbeitrag von #Rübe und #Junior für #Hotelflure dieser Welt. Heute, das Motel One Leipzig-Nikolaikirche, Leipzig.

  5. Gastbeitrag von #Junior und #Rübe für #Hotelflure dieser Welt. Heute, das Hotel Meiners, Hatten.

  6. Delivery

    The last time I bought something form guitar center’s website they gave me a delivery date, told me the package was out for delivery, and then didn’t deliver it. They did this two or three days in a row. When it finally arrived they had failed to pack the power cable and when I complained they asked why I needed it… it was a guitar amplifier… was I supposed to use it without power?

    I had forgotten about all of that when, this weekend, I ordered a pedal from guitar center’s website. Today is the delivery day. It has been showing as out for delivery since 9:36am. The estimated delivery time says it should arrive between 11:30am and 2:30pm. It is now 2:47 and it has not been delivered yet.

    Yeah, I should have known better. I’m never getting that (relatively) cheap little digital reverb pedal, am I. I’m an idiot. Just call me sucker.

    ADDENDUM: I got an email notification saying the package was delivered. I guess all it took was me complaining about it on the internet. Heh, as if.

    #delivery #deliveryFail #Guitar #GuitarCenter #GuitarGear #guitarPedal #moron #repeatedDeliveryFailures #reverbPedal #rube #sucker

  7. Kleiner Reminder, dass es auch okay ist eure Kunstarbeiten zu verwerfen/pausieren! 🌸

    Ich wollte diese kleine halb aufgeschnittene Rübe in Gouache darstellen, um auch die innere aderige Struktur darzustellen - habe mich aber in meinen Fähigkeiten leider überschätzt und auch das Motiv macht weniger Sinn :"D

    Demnach ab auf den "Vielleicht-mache-ich-das-später-mal-fertig"-Haufen :D

    #Kunst #Kunstfail #Gouache #Malerei #Rübe

  8. #jdvance qualifications include being an inexperienced asshole that pairs well with #djt being an old and experienced asshole

    So 1.5 years in the #senate and writing a disingenuous book but now he could be a heartbeat away from the presidency

    #HillbillyElegy #unqualified #rube

  9. @AnthonyFStevens as good as it is to see Comer investigating Kushner, he’s just too damn inept to be effective in ANYTHING he does #hack #rube

  10. Der #Lauf der #Ding(e); 1987
    Peter #Fischli & David #Weiss

    Der #Ausdruck #Rube-#Goldberg-#Maschine geht auf den US-amerikanischen #Cartoon(isten) Reuben „Rube“ L. #Goldberg zurück, der #Comic(s) über einen #Professor #Lucifer #Gorgonzola #Butts zeichnete, der #unnötig #kompliziert(e) #Maschine(n) #konstruiert(e). Der Name Rube-Goldberg-Maschine taucht 1931 erstmals #schriftlich auf.

    youtu.be/fXo7YUP-J3w