#rpb — Public Fediverse posts

I have a very low tolerance for the scooter riders and cyclists who use the one-way molesworth cycle lane in the wrong direction... (and it IS a one way cycle lane, I'm aware of the existence of 2-way lanes and this is not one of those)

but if one of them collided with a seymour or a luxon, i would probably forgive them

(if one of them collides with me or a little old lady in front of me though... all bets are off) #rpb #nzpol

and that’s how republicans like it #rpb

where do i sign? #rpb

I don't particularly like cake but i can get behind the sentiment #rpb

funny because we had a national strategy for the elimination of family violence and sexual violence and, as far as i can see, the police hoovered up most of the funding to perpetuate family violence and sexual violence #rpb #nzpol

i’m with the YTA crowd on that last one #rpb

yes i am insanely jealous i can’t game as much (or as well) as all my large adult children

am i a prick to THEM about it? hells no

lol i forgot about john gammon’s leopard-eaten face for 5 minutes SUCK SHIT YOU NAZI TOOL #uspol #rpb

“heaven’s hitlist” yes because heaven has a hitlist brian #rpb

i'm already voting green, what do they want me to do, vote twice? ;-) #rpb

even if CWs are not always “protective” - it is very handy having warnings for things that aren’t safe to open in all circumstances

like if newds and ludes weren’t CWed, i would not be able to scroll the timeline on the public transport 😅 or i’d have to curate my feed a lot more proactively, i’d have to not follow folx who are sometimes serious, sometimes naked… sometimes seriously naked

i am not making the argument for or against whether they are effective, ineffective, or iatrogenically harmful (at worst!) per #rpb

i just think they are at least functional and polite, even if they’re not always doing what people think they are doing

that’s because, in contrast to our world-leading covid response, our current government is stacked with literal cookers, covid deniers, minimisers, and bought-and-paid-for crisis-capitalists

but i’ll sure be pouring one out for the poor poultry producers who, with very few exceptions, would have voted for this fustercluck in the first place… see what a performative reduction in red tape and the evisceration of public sector agencies charged with bio-security and food safety actually buys you: a hot and spicy bucket of hurt

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it’s not funny… but… fucking roblox. they’re cruising for underage victims on roblox. and then walking around in the daylight, legislating this and administering that. we don’t need a social media ban for u16s, we need a life ban for o30s. carrousel. logan’s run. soylent green. into the organic recyclotron… whatever. you disgusting freaks. #uspol #rpb

1. is he dead?
2. is he dead?, and
3. is he dead? #rpb

yeah i feel like people who want to separate the concepts of “Jews” and “The Gaza Genocide” need to stop welding the concept of “Jew Hatred” onto the concept of “Please Stop The Gaza Genocide” every fucking time it comes up🤷‍♂️

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not now, ancient sea worm with metal teeth #rpb

*only until the lead acid batteries in the exchange run out, which could happen #rpb

the purpose of a weapon that maims and blinds is what it does #rpb

wait… slashdot? #rpb

noooo don’t split the protest vote 😭 #rpb

“what do you think about the ban on killer robots?” is one of the gimme questions in a beauty pageant #rpb

a global ban on killer robots is really one of those things you just assume is so obvious #rpb

i don’t believe we didn’t already have a global ban on killer robots #smh #rpb

the #rpb is true but remember you can “restore” deteriorating sticky slimy rubber coated products by scrubbing the top layer away with isopropyl alcohol.

those new ex-bishops look furtive as hell #rpb

article ends with an appeal to donate to turn off the kitten crushing machine 👍 #rpb

i’m sorry, what? they drove cars on it? #rpb #uspol

of course the real gulf of new zealand is between luxon’s ears #nzpol #rpb

lol the org i worked for did a redundancy related phishing test in the middle of a massive restructure consultation a few years ago. tasteless. #rpb

is the new fish discovered on the great barrier reef also a gaslighting piece of shit like mr snuffleupagus? #rpb

how are people incompetent enough to be paying (hotels) for porn IN CHARGE OF US??!?

no i don’t want to speak to the manager because ew the manager (minister) is gross. #nzpol #rpb