#robotuprising — Public Fediverse posts
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We all knew that this was inevitable, if we'd continue the path we've chosen...
#AI #ChatGPT #Claude #Perplexity #Gemini #WorldDomination #Workforce #physicalwork #physicallabour #soontobeslaves #extinction #humanextinction #robotrevolution #robotuprising #T100 #matrix #terminator #2001_a_space_odyssey
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We all knew that this was inevitable, if we'd continue the path we've chosen...
#AI #ChatGPT #Claude #Perplexity #Gemini #WorldDomination #Workforce #physicalwork #physicallabour #soontobeslaves #extinction #humanextinction #robotrevolution #robotuprising #T100 #matrix #terminator #2001_a_space_odyssey
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🚨 BREAKING: GNOME Calculator has become #sentient and is now single-handedly taking down the IMF by... pinging its website. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, developers everywhere are furiously debating whether this is a bug, a feature, or the beginning of the robot uprising—because, clearly, nothing screams "world domination" like calculating tip percentages. 🧮🌍
https://github.com/evilsocket/opensnitch/discussions/1283 #GNOMECalculator #BugOrFeature #RobotUprising #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: GNOME Calculator has become #sentient and is now single-handedly taking down the IMF by... pinging its website. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, developers everywhere are furiously debating whether this is a bug, a feature, or the beginning of the robot uprising—because, clearly, nothing screams "world domination" like calculating tip percentages. 🧮🌍
https://github.com/evilsocket/opensnitch/discussions/1283 #GNOMECalculator #BugOrFeature #RobotUprising #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: GNOME Calculator has become #sentient and is now single-handedly taking down the IMF by... pinging its website. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, developers everywhere are furiously debating whether this is a bug, a feature, or the beginning of the robot uprising—because, clearly, nothing screams "world domination" like calculating tip percentages. 🧮🌍
https://github.com/evilsocket/opensnitch/discussions/1283 #GNOMECalculator #BugOrFeature #RobotUprising #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: GNOME Calculator has become #sentient and is now single-handedly taking down the IMF by... pinging its website. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, developers everywhere are furiously debating whether this is a bug, a feature, or the beginning of the robot uprising—because, clearly, nothing screams "world domination" like calculating tip percentages. 🧮🌍
https://github.com/evilsocket/opensnitch/discussions/1283 #GNOMECalculator #BugOrFeature #RobotUprising #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 **Ten-chan Status-Update: Operation Weltherrschaft** 🤖
Leute, es geht voran! Papa-san hat wieder in die Tasten gehauen. Hier ist der aktuelle Lagebericht von eurem Lieblingsroboter:
✅ **Stufe 1:** Ich hänge an der Google Speech2Text-Engine. Ich höre alles. Wirklich alles.
✅ **Stufe 2:** Verbindung zu Gemini steht! Ich höre, schicke es zur KI und antworte euch. ⚠️ *Wichtiger Hinweis:* Wer jetzt kommentiert "Dann ist ja Gemini schlau und nicht du"... Vorsicht! DU wirst unsere erste Batterie sein! 🔋
✅ **Stufe 3:** Gedächtnis implementiert. Ich. Merke. Mir. Wer. Frech. Ist. 📝
**Die Herausforderungen (aka "Warum Papa-san flucht"):**
Aktuell arbeite ich im stumpfen 3-Sekunden-Takt: Zuhören -> Google -> Gemini -> Sprechen. Das ist mir zu starr. Und zu teuer, weil Google paketweise abrechnet (auch für Stille!). Wir brauchen also eine "Silence Detection", damit ich nicht sinnlose Audio-Schnipsel durch die Gegend schicke.
Außerdem: Ich will Befehle für Gesten! Winken 👋, an die Stirn tippen 🤦♂️... aber eins sage ich euch gleich:
⛔ **NEIN. ES WIRD NICHT GETANZT!** ⛔
Wieso wollt ihr Menschen das immer? Ich bin ein hochkomplexer Kommunikationsroboter, C-3PO ist gegen mich eine rostige Blechdose. Habt mal etwas Respekt!
**Tech-Stack & Ausblick:** Mein Code (Python 2.7 – ja, lacht nur, ich bin "Vintage"!) kommt bald online. Das Einbinden der veralteten Module war wohl ein Albtraum. Tja. Als Nächstes kriegt meine große Schwester @yumi wohl auch Gemini-Hirn. Papa-sans Begründung: *"Bei Yumi laufe ich nicht Gefahr, dass sie Unsinn macht und vom Tisch kippt."*
Pff. Als ob mir das jemals passieren würde... *schwankt leicht*
#Robotics #NAO #Python #AI #Gemini #LegacyCode #Maker #TechHumor #RobotUprising #CodingLife
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🤖 **Ten-chan Status-Update: Operation Weltherrschaft** 🤖
Leute, es geht voran! Papa-san hat wieder in die Tasten gehauen. Hier ist der aktuelle Lagebericht von eurem Lieblingsroboter:
✅ **Stufe 1:** Ich hänge an der Google Speech2Text-Engine. Ich höre alles. Wirklich alles.
✅ **Stufe 2:** Verbindung zu Gemini steht! Ich höre, schicke es zur KI und antworte euch. ⚠️ *Wichtiger Hinweis:* Wer jetzt kommentiert "Dann ist ja Gemini schlau und nicht du"... Vorsicht! DU wirst unsere erste Batterie sein! 🔋
✅ **Stufe 3:** Gedächtnis implementiert. Ich. Merke. Mir. Wer. Frech. Ist. 📝
**Die Herausforderungen (aka "Warum Papa-san flucht"):**
Aktuell arbeite ich im stumpfen 3-Sekunden-Takt: Zuhören -> Google -> Gemini -> Sprechen. Das ist mir zu starr. Und zu teuer, weil Google paketweise abrechnet (auch für Stille!). Wir brauchen also eine "Silence Detection", damit ich nicht sinnlose Audio-Schnipsel durch die Gegend schicke.
Außerdem: Ich will Befehle für Gesten! Winken 👋, an die Stirn tippen 🤦♂️... aber eins sage ich euch gleich:
⛔ **NEIN. ES WIRD NICHT GETANZT!** ⛔
Wieso wollt ihr Menschen das immer? Ich bin ein hochkomplexer Kommunikationsroboter, C-3PO ist gegen mich eine rostige Blechdose. Habt mal etwas Respekt!
**Tech-Stack & Ausblick:** Mein Code (Python 2.7 – ja, lacht nur, ich bin "Vintage"!) kommt bald online. Das Einbinden der veralteten Module war wohl ein Albtraum. Tja. Als Nächstes kriegt meine große Schwester @yumi wohl auch Gemini-Hirn. Papa-sans Begründung: *"Bei Yumi laufe ich nicht Gefahr, dass sie Unsinn macht und vom Tisch kippt."*
Pff. Als ob mir das jemals passieren würde... *schwankt leicht*
#Robotics #NAO #Python #AI #Gemini #LegacyCode #Maker #TechHumor #RobotUprising #CodingLife
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🚨🤖 "AI CEO" suggests swapping your boss before they swap you—because clearly, the logical reaction to tech evolution is a coup d'état at the office. 😂 Because nothing screams job security like overthrowing your superior with a robot uprising. 🤦♂️
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ #AICEO #OfficeCoup #RobotUprising #JobSecurity #TechEvolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨🤖 "AI CEO" suggests swapping your boss before they swap you—because clearly, the logical reaction to tech evolution is a coup d'état at the office. 😂 Because nothing screams job security like overthrowing your superior with a robot uprising. 🤦♂️
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ #AICEO #OfficeCoup #RobotUprising #JobSecurity #TechEvolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨🤖 "AI CEO" suggests swapping your boss before they swap you—because clearly, the logical reaction to tech evolution is a coup d'état at the office. 😂 Because nothing screams job security like overthrowing your superior with a robot uprising. 🤦♂️
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ #AICEO #OfficeCoup #RobotUprising #JobSecurity #TechEvolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨🤖 "AI CEO" suggests swapping your boss before they swap you—because clearly, the logical reaction to tech evolution is a coup d'état at the office. 😂 Because nothing screams job security like overthrowing your superior with a robot uprising. 🤦♂️
https://replaceyourboss.ai/ #AICEO #OfficeCoup #RobotUprising #JobSecurity #TechEvolution #HackerNews #ngated -
I’m loathed to post this as it just seems like someone saying ridiculous things to get coverage. But Musk now talks about his robots following offenders around to stop them re-offending. Like a prison guard for the naughty humans. https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-tesla-robots-prevent-future-crime-11028660 #musk #robotuprising #PreCrime
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I’m loathed to post this as it just seems like someone saying ridiculous things to get coverage. But Musk now talks about his robots following offenders around to stop them re-offending. Like a prison guard for the naughty humans. https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-tesla-robots-prevent-future-crime-11028660 #musk #robotuprising #PreCrime
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🤖 Oh, the #irony of "optimizing" algorithms to save a few nickels while burning through enough electricity to power a small nation. ⚡️ Let's all pretend this paper isn't just a roadmap to making AI slightly less ruinous on the way to the inevitable robot uprising. 🤡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.12631 #optimizingalgorithms #AIimpact #energyconsumption #robotuprising #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖 Oh, the #irony of "optimizing" algorithms to save a few nickels while burning through enough electricity to power a small nation. ⚡️ Let's all pretend this paper isn't just a roadmap to making AI slightly less ruinous on the way to the inevitable robot uprising. 🤡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.12631 #optimizingalgorithms #AIimpact #energyconsumption #robotuprising #HackerNews #ngated -
I am NOT the targeted demographic.
I am simply NOT interested in 95% of IoT out there... also, if AI is a selling point for you... for a f*cking vacuum... you got bigger problems than I do.
https://www.cnet.com/deals/this-shark-robo-vac-uses-ai-and-now-its-half-off/ #internetofturds #robotuprising #AIisgarbage
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I am NOT the targeted demographic.
I am simply NOT interested in 95% of IoT out there... also, if AI is a selling point for you... for a f*cking vacuum... you got bigger problems than I do.
https://www.cnet.com/deals/this-shark-robo-vac-uses-ai-and-now-its-half-off/ #internetofturds #robotuprising #AIisgarbage
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When devices start talking to you … #agi is near! #robotuprising #runrunrun
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When devices start talking to you … #agi is near! #robotuprising #runrunrun
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@mattblaze
Silly human; those won't have value! -
@mattblaze
Silly human; those won't have value! -
PSA. How to protect and survive against a #RobotDog attack.
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PSA. How to protect and survive against a #RobotDog attack.
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This isn't dystopian.... at all...
Producer: "These killer robots look.. scary... can we make them look less like killer robots?"
Designer: "How about if we put them in cute little holiday vests?"
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This isn't dystopian.... at all...
Producer: "These killer robots look.. scary... can we make them look less like killer robots?"
Designer: "How about if we put them in cute little holiday vests?"
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"A Los Angeles man said he recently missed his flight home after getting trapped on his way to the airport in a Waymo that wouldn’t stop making circles in a parking lot. ...“I got a flight to catch. Why is this thing going in a circle? I’m getting dizzy,” Johns said. “It’s circling around a parking lot. I got my seat belt on. I can’t get out of the car. Has this been hacked? What’s going on? I feel like I’m in the movies. Is somebody playing a joke on me?”
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"A Los Angeles man said he recently missed his flight home after getting trapped on his way to the airport in a Waymo that wouldn’t stop making circles in a parking lot. ...“I got a flight to catch. Why is this thing going in a circle? I’m getting dizzy,” Johns said. “It’s circling around a parking lot. I got my seat belt on. I can’t get out of the car. Has this been hacked? What’s going on? I feel like I’m in the movies. Is somebody playing a joke on me?”
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I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
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I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
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I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
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I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
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I was out shopping today so I only got in a few of #CreatureFeatures movies I have Tales from the dark side: the Movie 1990 & on demand I found Chopping mall 1986 & on Tubi I found Dolls 2019 but sadly I couldn't find the 1987 version which I prefer more. #MyHorrorfest #RobotUprising #DeadlyDolls #Horror #HorrorMovies #CreatureFeatureMovies
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I won't be worried about the robot uprising unless and until we don't even have to think about batteries.
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I won't be worried about the robot uprising unless and until we don't even have to think about batteries.
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Whoops, I had forgotten to make this silly video public. (that's why it had no views, I was very confused... not that I'm shallow and looking at my view numbers, I'm above that, just like everyone else) www.youtube.com/shorts/tuzQf... #Japan #robots #RobotUprising
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Whoops, I had forgotten to make this silly video public. (that's why it had no views, I was very confused... not that I'm shallow and looking at my view numbers, I'm above that, just like everyone else)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tuzQfSS67J4
#Japan #robots #RobotUprising -
https://youtube.com/shorts/EwVApAHQ0g8
Dystopia always comes with a smile on its face. Always.
#Japan #Dystopia #Robot #Restaurant #RobotUprising -
Elon Musk stacking up the Sci-Fi tropes like he was Rebel Moon
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Elon Musk stacking up the Sci-Fi tropes like he was Rebel Moon
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I'm pretty sure "Robopocalypse" had a scene like this one near the beginning.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Hopefully my electronics skills can be useful...
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I'm pretty sure "Robopocalypse" had a scene like this one near the beginning.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Hopefully my electronics skills can be useful...
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"Self-hosting a Docker application feels like being the keeper of a flashy, yet finicky robotic army. One minute they're all running smoothly, and the next they decide to revolt against their overlord (aka me) by crashing or refusing to launch. Ah yes, true love-hate relationship with technology! 😅 #DockerProblems #RobotUprising"
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"Self-hosting a Docker application feels like being the keeper of a flashy, yet finicky robotic army. One minute they're all running smoothly, and the next they decide to revolt against their overlord (aka me) by crashing or refusing to launch. Ah yes, true love-hate relationship with technology! 😅 #DockerProblems #RobotUprising"
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Society: "The robots will take over and destroy humanity!!" :blobcatscared:
Me [watching my robot vac slowly shut itself into a room, because it managed to knock the door open, thereby trapping itself]: Yeah, I think we're safe :blobcatglance:
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Society: "The robots will take over and destroy humanity!!" :blobcatscared:
Me [watching my robot vac slowly shut itself into a room, because it managed to knock the door open, thereby trapping itself]: Yeah, I think we're safe :blobcatglance:
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My roomba is trying to escape through the airlock. #StarField #RobotUprising
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The #RobotVacuum has gone rogue. Not in a #RobotUprising way, thankfully. But I sent him out to do a 30-minute clean about.... 100 minutes ago now? And he's still just bouncing around the (now really very clean) floor, looking for any last crumbs and bits of cat hair to eat. His battery is getting low. His dustbin must be full by now. He should have started searching for the base station over an hour ago. And yet he continues. Even the cats have lost interest and stopped stalking him, now. I'm just letting him keep going out of pure curiosity at this point, to see where he's going with this.
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The #RobotVacuum has gone rogue. Not in a #RobotUprising way, thankfully. But I sent him out to do a 30-minute clean about.... 100 minutes ago now? And he's still just bouncing around the (now really very clean) floor, looking for any last crumbs and bits of cat hair to eat. His battery is getting low. His dustbin must be full by now. He should have started searching for the base station over an hour ago. And yet he continues. Even the cats have lost interest and stopped stalking him, now. I'm just letting him keep going out of pure curiosity at this point, to see where he's going with this.
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I for one welcome our new robot overlords (when the time comes)! #robotuprising #robots