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  1. New #LifeHack: from now on whenever someone refers to something as "Rizz" I will assume they are talking about #risotto.

    #rizz #rizzy #rizzler #TheRizz

  2. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Agent 47/Diana Burnwood by 175 works

    #ofmd #fanfiction #rizzy #hitmangames #hitman #izzyhands #roachofmd @ofmd @izzycanyon

  3. CW: Ofmd, rizzy (implied), ficlet

    “Honestly Izzy that's enough of that, please do take a serving of the stew, it's delicious.”

    “The bet said one week, Bonnet. This is just the second day” Izzy answered with ferocity, crumbs of hardtack falling out of his mouth.

    “If this were any close to a fucking real pirate ship, that shit would be at least half of what you eat” he muttered loud enough to be heard by the whole crew gathered in the galley even though the Swede was loudly dealing with a severe case of hiccups. Those who were still listening to Izzy with amusement or slight pity groaned and rolled their eyes.

    Something was not right with the hardtack though, Ed noticed as the conversation switched to arguing about which hand The Swede should drink from for better effectiveness in his condition. The color was unusual and it had weird grainy bits in it.

    It seemed strange that Izzy had not noticed either but his palate has always been shit and Ed just didn't want to deal with the regurgitated version if the biscuits had indeed gone wrong. He stole one of those from Izzy's plate when everyone was looking away and cracked a small piece in his mouth.

    Then he froze in surprise.

    Noticing the thievery, Izzy stiffened in his seat to stare at Ed in slight horror.

    He wasn't the only one to react. Behind the counter the cook had stopped cleaning his space and was staring at Ed with disturbing intensity, as if challenging him to say something.

    Maintaining eye contact, Ed put the rest of the delicacy that was most definitely only pretending to be hardtack in his mouth, holding back a smile and a reluctant feeling of respect for the cook. When his mouth wasn't so full anymore he raised his voice above the others to argue for the obvious superiority of holding the glass with both hands, the right on top all while holding both pinkies up.

    @fanprompt
    #FanPrompt (biscuit) #Rizzy #Ofmd

  4. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Michael Myers/You by 50 works.

    #rizzy #michaelmyers #halloween #roachofmd #IzzyHands @izzycanyon @ofmd

  5. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Myst Series (Video Games) by 288 works.

    #rizzy #ofmd #IzzyHands #myst @izzycanyon

  6. @[email protected] @[email protected]

    #rizzy is now at 544 works but Jesse Faden has raised itself to 565.

    This is a job for #rizzyweek! We can do it!

  7. I've been struggling with art lately but here's a doodle I managed to scrap together
    #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmd

  8. :blobcoffee: good morning world, mastodon gets it first since #Rizzy won @tikli 's #ofmd ship poll
    There's like 4 of us on here somehow and we are powerful :smugcat:

    Have some guys:)
    @IzzyCanyon #izzyhands #roachofmd

  9. YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO WON THIS POLL!!!

    It was a close call, but #Rizzy got 41% of the votes while #SteddyHands got only 35%. #EdIzzy and #Ouizzy both got 12%.

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112191277

  10. CW: Nsfw art & fic

    Well @hopelessscribe is back to remind us who is hottest writing georg, with some art by yours truly 🤭
    Pls enjoy milkman au period somno with us 👀 here's a little tease :smugcat:

    archiveofourown.org/works/5493

    #rizzy #milkmanau #somnophilia @ofmdfanfic @IzzyCanyon

  11. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Blue Eye Samurai (Cartoon) by 69 works. #nice

    #rizzy #ofmd #IzzyHands #roa #blueeyesamurai @izzycanyon

  12. After four Izzy Hands Ship Tournament brackets, we have four winning ships. You know what that means, right?

    It’s time to vote for the Ultimate Izzy Hands Ship! This time, there’s no bracket, just a poll with four options and 72 hours to vote.

    Izzy Hands Ship Tournament Winner: #EdIzzy
    IHST: Throuple & Polycule Winner: #SteddyHands
    IHST: Underdogs Winner: #Ouizzy
    IHST: Champions Winner: #Rizzy

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands

  13. Izzy Hands Ship Tournament: Champions is over! The winning ship of this tournament is #Rizzy! Congrats to Roach! 🥳

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112174201

  14. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Godzilla/Kong (Monster verse) by 481 works.

    #rizzy #ofmd #godzilla #kong #kingkong #gojira #godzillaxkong
    @izzycanyon
    @ofmd

  15. Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) has surpassed AO3 tag Bill/Frank (The Last of Us) by 84 works.

    #rizzy #ofmd #thelastofus
    @ofmd @izzycanyon

  16. Today's #rizzy flex is that Roach has made it into the finals of the current Izzy ship tournament on both sides. So no matter how the finals go, rizzy wins!!

    blorbo.social/@tikli/112157107

  17. The semifinal round of the Izzy Hands Ship Tournament: Champions is done, and it seems that Roach is really dominating the competition here 😂

    The final round is a “would you want some fries with that" -situation: Roach versus Fang+Ivan+Roach. The poll is in the next post.

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands #Rizzy blorbo.social/@tikli/112157107

  18. After the third round of the Izzy Hands Ship Tournament: Champions we have four ships left!

    #Rizzy vs. #SteddyHands turned out to be the most heated battle. Rizzy won, but only by 4 percentage points. The winners of the other three polls were clearly the stronger candidates out of the two options.

    Polls for the semifinal round are in the thread.

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112133517

  19. Hey, I don’t want to be the one who decides how this one goes! There’s still time to vote!

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands #Rizzy #SteddyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112133522

  20. The second round of the Izzy Hands Ship Tournament: Champions ended yesterday.

    Three of the polls had only 6 percentage points between the winning and the losing ship. #Stizzy lost to #Rizzy, #SteakHands lost to Izzy/Ed/CJ/Hornigold and Izzy/Fang/Frenchie lost to Izzy/Fang/Ivan/Roach.

    The biggest landslide of votes was for #SteddyHands, against #EdIzzy that got only 27% of the votes.

    Polls for round three are in the thread.

    @izzycanyon #IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands blorbo.social/@tikli/112112414

  21. The current tag to beat is Jesse Faden (Character) from the fandom Control (Video Game) at 539 works.

    Follow for updates 😜
    #rizzy #roachofmd #izzyhands #ofmdfanfic
    @[email protected] @[email protected]

  22. Day 23: Favorite rarepair

    Is #Butthands a rarepair? Is #Rizzy a rarepair?

    If they qualify as rarepairs, they're my favorite ones

    #30DaysWithOFMD

  23. A bowl of stew was shoved unceremoniously under Izzy’s nose at the same time as a chunk of crusty bread was forced into his hand.

    “Eat.” Roach glared.

    “Not hungry.”

    “Didn’t ask. Don’t care. EAT.”

    Izzy glanced away, shy and awkward. Took a bite.

    Roach smiled.

    #IzzyIsMicroFic #Rizzy @IzzyIsEvents

  24. Hi! #introduction time!
    I'm Irene from Greece. I'm mainly here for #izzycanyon friends and #rizzy #roachofmd #izzyhands posting! I play music and draw a lot:)

    My interests include #malloysicals / #davemalloy #musicals #musicaltheatre ( #greatcomet , #ghostquartet , etc), #hannibal , #ofmd and #kuroshitsuji / #blackbutler

    I play the #piano and #autoharp and love #musictheory and #jazz & #blues .

    Here's some art!🤭

  25. Okay let's see if I'm getting #ShipSaturday right @IzzyCanyon !!
    I'm first and foremost a #rizzy truther but I also enjoy any Izzy ship 🥰

    (I haven't posted much new art bc I'm preparing for #rizzyweek >:] )

    Here's some art you've all definitely already seen😭 ( #Butthands #CJizzy )

  26. I’m CJ or YellowBox (iamtheyellowbox pretty much everywhere). #Artist #Writer #crafter and occasional #cosplayer

    Proud member of #izzycanyon ( @IzzyCanyon ) and an #izzyHands multi-shipper. Favorite ships include:

    Stede/Ed/Izzy: #SteddyHands
    Roach/Izzy: #Rizzy or #RoachyHands
    Jack/Izzy: #CJizzy or #JackHands
    Ed/Izzy: #EdIzzy

    If the ship includes Izzy, there’s a good chance I’ve read it and ship it (and may end up doing art for it). 😅

  27. #CanyonConOnMastodon - Ship day
    I'm gonna write a 1k fic for the #IzzyHandsBingo and post it here tomorrow.

    The prompts are FEVER and SEX POLLEN.

    Which pairing should I write?
    #Sprizzy #Rizzy #Jackedhands #Steddyhands #Stizzy @IzzyCanyon #IzzyCanyon

  28. This #Rizzy fic is so sweet it really made my day when I read it. Milkman (no, that’s not a euphemism) AU archiveofourown.org/works/4498

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