#reptiledisfunction — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #reptiledisfunction, aggregated by home.social.
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A reptile dysfunction…
-- PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, ALLIGATOR!
-- ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FROG!
-- FROG?! I'M A TOAD YOU BUFFOON!
-- PLEASE, YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING!
-- SORRY, MR. TURTLE.
-- TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!
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A reptile dysfunction…
-- PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, ALLIGATOR!
-- ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FROG!
-- FROG?! I'M A TOAD YOU BUFFOON!
-- PLEASE, YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING!
-- SORRY, MR. TURTLE.
-- TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!