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With the open backing of the government, a widely known agent goes on mundane trips abroad to meet heads of state, not go too crazy with the minibar in his hotel rooms, and come back safely with plenty of time to get some grocery shopping in.
Mission: Possible
@EmptySet
"The Taking of Lotus 1-2-3"
Struggling computer giant buys Lotus in an attempt to distract from corporate incompetence.
@inkican
Guardians of the Galaxy 500
Some hashtags I've started following: #caturday #HashtagGames #TwitterDown #RejectedMoviePlots #CanadaDay #saturday
Trust me, it's purely a coincidence that today is Saturday.
"OBAMAGATE - The worst political crime ever committed" - but no one actually knows what it is.
#RejectedMoviePlots "Fast to the Future" Dom and the gang are testing experimental NOS that makes them faster than light and go back in time to the first movie, they have to figure out a way to get back without ruining things. hilarity ensues ("wait,you guys was boosting DVD players?!" and it's touching as Dom looks back at meeting Brian for the first time through different eyes.
A defeated one-term president refuses to concede the election. He incites an insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the winning president-elect in an attempt to stay in power.
A former president gets his golf resort searched by the FBI and his boxes containing classified documents (belonging to the government) confiscated. As his lawyers warn him he will be indicted, his main concern is "How do I get ***my*** documents back from the government?"
A sitting president nominates a moderate Supreme Court justice a little less than a year before an election. Senate refuses to meet with this judge, saying "Let the people decide." His successor makes a "game show" out of filling the seat, and goes on to fill two more, including (Hollywood would never buy this part) ... the same Senate pushes a confirmation just weeks before Election Day, even through after early voting has already begun.
#rejectedmovieplots Titanic II: Tourist Sub. Actually, who are we kidding? Someone is going to make that movie.
The plastic mermaid in the plastic sea #RejectedMoviePlots #hastagGames
V for Velveeta
Masked Mystery Man works to spread the word on the wonders of Velveeta, even if it includes terrorism.
Honey I Shuriken the Kids
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Youngs Modulustein "He vas my BOYFRIEND, creep!" #RejectedMoviePlots
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #followfriday
9: #studentloans
8: #studentloanforgiveness
7: #silo
6: #WindowFriday
5: #affirmativeaction
4: #Fensterfreitag
3: #schoolsout
2: #JukeboxFridayNight
1: #rejectedmovieplots
All The Ex-Presidents Men
At term's end a corrupt SCOTUS drops a shocking series of rulings rocking the US
In one swoop ending decades-long precedent & effectively making both bacon, LEGO & even Nikola Jokic (himself, personally) all *blatantly* illegal
"And I took that personally."
Riots in the tweets. Then Serbia began an Olympic gold medal-winning dynasty -- the team bankrolled by King James, coached by Air Jordan, & led on the "court" by you-know-who
Miffed Max 2
The Cul-de-sac Whinger
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A Clockwork Terry’s Chocolate Orange.
"Scooby-Doo 3: More Monsters Unleashed." All the franchise jokes the first two films didn't use! ("How *do* the gang afford to travel so much?" "What *are* in Scooby Snacks?") More obscure Scooby-Doo monsters only from the original series and "The Scooby-Doo Show!" ("the ghost of Dr. Coffin? The Gator Ghoul? The Disc Demon?") And did someone say "yet another Batman team-up?"
"The Simpsons Meet the Flintstones": Homer and Fred spend most of the film fighting, while the respective families... grow bored by this and befriend each other. Also, Bart + trained dinosaurs = hijinks ensuing.
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" reboot: Two dopey-but-likable teenage electronic musicians are destined to save humanity through their music, and must do so by traveling through time with the aid of... a time-traveling smartphone, given to them by comedian Wanda Sykes.
#RejectedMoviePlots #HashtagGames
Full Metal Jacket Potato.
"Batman V Superman: Dawn of Lawsuits": a courtroom battle that ropes in the wider DC multiverse! Guest starring: the law firm of Cranston, Grayson and Wayne (and a shocking guest star)!
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#ObscureDCComicsReferences
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Skaald
A rapper (Verseman) is transported to Iceland in the year 1150 where he becomes a
skaald (a battle poet) and leads (good) king Ocelot's forces into battle against (evil) king Whosadrunk.
"Avengers: Age of Elections" (November 2024)
"Back to the Future" reboot: Marty accidentally travels back in time 30 yeas in a Tesla turned into a time machine, and gets culture shock while in the long-ago year of... 1993.
North by Northwest (one of SIXTEEN 'masterpieces') oh Hell no! #RejectedMoviePlots
Cool hand Luke, except he's a doctor, "turn your head and cough" #RejectedMoviePlots
The DumbFellas of Cher-bourg, Cher, a bourg queen assimilates a group of MAGAs and instantly regrets it, starts drinking bleach! #RejectedMoviePlots
_uck _ou_ Marx brothers after dark #RejectedMoviePlots
Citizen Kane Redux: Kane gives up the newspaper magnate life and becomes an olympic luge champion.
Bionics but the have to recuse the punk emo band from certain death.
