#redbeanbearsaysso — Public Fediverse posts

When a #CISHETNobody tries to do "marketing"...

And, #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...

#StillTrue™️

#IT'll be #BiscuitTime #Soon... #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheGhostOfMisterDen can't even #SpellCunt... #Properly... "He's" #Gone and #SpelledIT #CTO...?! #Some of #TheRightLetters in #Some of #TheRightOrder...

#Welcome to: #HowToBeACunt... By #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin

#IT'll be #BiscuitTime #Soon... #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#TheAntiSanta is... #Coming...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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@MishaVanMollusq

#Maybe... #JustMaybe...

#People should #JustStop #FuckingAround... #IT'll #CutDown on #TheNumber of #BastardChildren...

#Cheaper, too...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo... | #ScaleForReference

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That's a #LotOfLemons... | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay...!

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Beginning to #Surface and there's another #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...!

#Bring your best #CakeEatingHeads... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

With #Biscuits... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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(@[email protected] @selzero)

#Meanwhile...

This #GoingOutside #Business... #IT's #TotallyOverRated...

#SnugglyScarvesMatter; but, we're also #FineForDiesel... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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I will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#Congratulations; you all get a #Free #ContentWarning in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Also... #CollapsedToots are #QuiteCool; #StillQuiteCool...

#HaveABalloon...! And, #DontForget... #MaskUp... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsOnlyMondayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still... #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay / #LateNightExploricatin' in between #HittingThingsWithHammers...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Loaded the #LiesOfP, like an #EarlyChristmasPresent; even though, #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#FlameON... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Nope... These are not #ChristmasMincePies; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

These are #Nopevember #MincePies; #MadeWithPastry...

#AllPastryIsGoodPastry | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#RedBeanBearReckons that #IF you're going to #ActTheKiller; #Then, #TheAct is #Everything...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's got #FluffForBrains...

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@selzero

You'll be wanting: #ThatBiscuit, #RightAboutNow... #If / #Not; #Then, #Soon... | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@selzero

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScammerNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...

#SamBan: "American Scammer and Conman"

#CryptoIsMisanthropy | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/nov/02/sam-bankman-guilty-ftx-alameda

#CryptoIsMisanthropy | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@MishaVanMollusq

#IFeelYourPain... | #ByRemote...

#Ginger is #GoodForYou; #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #ShiftTheFocusSpecial...

#NoMatter where you #ShiftTheFocus; there are #BrusselsSprouts (from #ScottishBorders) in #TheFuture... #IT's #Still #ScottishHeritageMonth, #People...

#IT's also a #Prophecy... #SortOf... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

#BlackAndWhite vs #Colour #Photography

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #ChristmasIsBullcrap; #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

Also, #DontForget; the #USArmedForces are #ActivelyRecruiting...

And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#YippitySkippity; we're #OilChangeReady...

#IT's #One of #MyFavouriteChores...

#InOrder to be #OilChangeReady; #One will "need":

• #Stuff;
• #Things;
• #Oil; and,
• #Things that need an #OilChange…

• And, #Biscuits…

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

#YoureWelcome…

#HaveSomePizza…

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@selzero

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTenThousandthTootNotNews... #IT's #NotNews; I #KeepTellingYou... #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IF we #AddUp #AllMyToots across #ThreeInstances; #MyTenThousandthToot is #ComingUp...

#Oooooh - #HowExciticatin'...?! | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@ThomsDog

#MisterMerryJamesBondElonMuskHound...

You is #SoVerified: :verified_paw:​ | #BoopThatNose

#RedBeanBearSaysSo... #SoThere...

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