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  1. “I choose ham over water.”
    “I think that’s the right choice in this case.”

    #RealConversations

  2. The Founder Talk Show – Episode 2
    Friday - 16 Jan - 9:30 AM EST | 8:00 PM IST

    Last week: USA founders and Indian founders joined.

    This week: Canada + India are connecting live!

    -> Founder Pitches, Founder Q&A, Open Networking

    Speakers:

    -> Vishwa N (🇮🇳)
    -> Ian Tolson (🇨🇦)
    ->Sidhant Lakhan (🇮🇳)
    -> Vini Vilela (🇨🇦)

    No fluff. Just founders talking to founders.

    Join here: wisein.in/public-events/cmkbim

    #WiseIN #Founders #StartupTalk #RealConversations

  3. A real conversation with my wife:

    Me: Wow, it's wild that Modern Family aired for so longs. Over a decade is a long time for a sitcom.
    Mrs. MDMRN: Yea, it feels like a long time for a half hour sitcom. Hour long ones tend to last longer.
    Me: What hour long sitcom are you thinking about? I can't think of any offhand.
    Mrs: Grey's Anatomy
    Me: That's not a sitcom.
    Mrs: Well, I'm laughing while watching it.

    Burn.

    #RealConversations #Silly #GreysAnatomy #TV #TVShows

  4. A real conversation with my wife:

    Me: Wow, it's wild that Modern Family aired for so longs. Over a decade is a long time for a sitcom.
    Mrs. MDMRN: Yea, it feels like a long time for a half hour sitcom. Hour long ones tend to last longer.
    Me: What hour long sitcom are you thinking about? I can't think of any offhand.
    Mrs: Grey's Anatomy
    Me: That's not a sitcom.
    Mrs: Well, I'm laughing while watching it.

    Burn.

    #RealConversations #Silly #GreysAnatomy #TV #TVShows

  5. Real Conversations with my Kids:

    MDMRN Twin 2 (10): A kid in my class called himself an "Alpha Wolf."
    Me: Wow. And now what would you call someone who called themselves an "Alpha" like that?
    Little MDMRN (15) / MDMRN Twin 1 (10) In Unison: Cringe.

    This was not planned, but hilarious.

    The kids are all right.

    #Parenting #RealConversations #Cringe #Alpha

  6. Real Conversations with my Kids:

    MDMRN Twin 2 (10): A kid in my class called himself an "Alpha Wolf."
    Me: Wow. And now what would you call someone who called themselves an "Alpha" like that?
    Little MDMRN (15) / MDMRN Twin 1 (10) In Unison: Cringe.

    This was not planned, but hilarious.

    The kids are all right.

    #Parenting #RealConversations #Cringe #Alpha

  7. “If it’s an emergency, I completely approve the use of the word ‘dude.’”
    - @alex

    #RealConversations #OutOfContext

  8. 6yo: “Wait, so… is my body just spinning and I don’t know?”
    8yo: “Yeah, basically.”
    6yo: “Whoooaaa! That’s so cool!”

    #RealConversations

  9. Real conversations I overheard between my kids:

    MDMRN Twin 1: Almost all of the kids in my class are Swifties!
    MDMRN Twin 2: Did you know most of my class hates Taylor Swift because of her boyfriend?
    MT1: Bad boyfriend means good songs
    MT2: So true

    #Parenting #TaylorSwift #Silly #RealConversations

  10. Real conversations I overheard between my kids:

    MDMRN Twin 1: Almost all of the kids in my class are Swifties!
    MDMRN Twin 2: Did you know most of my class hates Taylor Swift because of her boyfriend?
    MT1: Bad boyfriend means good songs
    MT2: So true

    #Parenting #TaylorSwift #Silly #RealConversations

  11. Me: Wow. I...I caught us up on laundry. I don't think I've been able to do that since we had kids. It feels really weird.
    Mrs: (Kicks off her socks and tosses them in the hamper) Feels weird? Here you go, now you aren't caught up anymore.

    #Parenting #Silly #RealConversations

  12. Me: Wow. I...I caught us up on laundry. I don't think I've been able to do that since we had kids. It feels really weird.
    Mrs: (Kicks off her socks and tosses them in the hamper) Feels weird? Here you go, now you aren't caught up anymore.

    #Parenting #Silly #RealConversations

  13. This was a real conversation I had at Thanksgiving with my recently married brother (Bro A) and his wife (Mrs A).

    Bro A: Beard looks good
    Me: Thanks, it was even thicker than this before your wedding, but I trimmed it back to make sure it looked good.
    Bro A: Oh?
    Me: (Shows him and his wife the picture of my beard then)
    Mrs A: (Widely smiling) That looked good, really good on you
    Mrs A: (Turning to at Bro A and touching his face) You should grow your beard out like that
    Bro A: What? No.
    Mrs A: (Nodding aggressively) Yes, very yes.

    #Beard #Family #Thanksgiving #RealConversations

  14. This was a real conversation I had at Thanksgiving with my recently married brother (Bro A) and his wife (Mrs A).

    Bro A: Beard looks good
    Me: Thanks, it was even thicker than this before your wedding, but I trimmed it back to make sure it looked good.
    Bro A: Oh?
    Me: (Shows him and his wife the picture of my beard then)
    Mrs A: (Widely smiling) That looked good, really good on you
    Mrs A: (Turning to at Bro A and touching his face) You should grow your beard out like that
    Bro A: What? No.
    Mrs A: (Nodding aggressively) Yes, very yes.

    #Beard #Family #Thanksgiving #RealConversations

  15. #RealConversations with my kids

    MDMRN Twin 2: Hey Dad-dew!
    Me: Hey, what's up?
    MT2: You know how Frankie from the new #MonsterHigh movie is #NonBinary?
    Me: Yes.
    MT2: Did you knw that the person who plays Frankie is also non-binary? That's so cool!

    Sometimes I think the kids are going to be all right.

    Tags: #Parenting

  16. #RealConversations with my kids

    MDMRN Twin 2: Hey Dad-dew!
    Me: Hey, what's up?
    MT2: You know how Frankie from the new #MonsterHigh movie is #NonBinary?
    Me: Yes.
    MT2: Did you knw that the person who plays Frankie is also non-binary? That's so cool!

    Sometimes I think the kids are going to be all right.

    Tags: #Parenting

  17. MDMRN Twin 1: I spy with my little eye something pink
    Me: * Points out about a dozen different things *
    MT1: No, not that. It was this
    * She points to something very clearly not pink *
    Me: Hey! That's not pink
    MT1: What? Did you expect me to know colors?

    She then runs away, laughing

    I think she got me...

    ----

    🏷 Tags: #Silly #Parenting #Kids #Pranks #RealConversations

  18. MDMRN Twin 1: I spy with my little eye something pink
    Me: * Points out about a dozen different things *
    MT1: No, not that. It was this
    * She points to something very clearly not pink *
    Me: Hey! That's not pink
    MT1: What? Did you expect me to know colors?

    She then runs away, laughing

    I think she got me...

    ----

    🏷 Tags: #Silly #Parenting #Kids #Pranks #RealConversations

  19. Actual conversation from @gnitro's #Discord discussing #GIdle & Soyeon:

    Nitro: It just sucks when she does the whole nasal crap... just be normal
    Me: She can do it without being nasally. We have years of stuff from (G)I-DLE, her with #KDA, her guesting on other people's tracks (ex. Hyo) where she doesn't do it and it's great. Like...did she just finish binging #TheNanny & thought - yes, I want this voice now.

    Tags: #KPop #Music #Silly #RealConversations

  20. Actual conversation from @gnitro's #Discord discussing #GIdle & Soyeon:

    Nitro: It just sucks when she does the whole nasal crap... just be normal
    Me: She can do it without being nasally. We have years of stuff from (G)I-DLE, her with #KDA, her guesting on other people's tracks (ex. Hyo) where she doesn't do it and it's great. Like...did she just finish binging #TheNanny & thought - yes, I want this voice now.

    Tags: #KPop #Music #Silly #RealConversations

  21. #RealConversations from my weekly #TTRPG game
    Player: I have a few thousand silver pieces
    Me: We've got a real William Jennings Bryan over here.
    All Other Players: * Groan *
    Me: 😂​

    Tags: #History #Pathfinder #DnD #Paizo #d20 #TableTop

  22. #RealConversations from my weekly #TTRPG game
    Player: I have a few thousand silver pieces
    Me: We've got a real William Jennings Bryan over here.
    All Other Players: * Groan *
    Me: 😂​

    Tags: #History #Pathfinder #DnD #Paizo #d20 #TableTop

  23. MDMRNia: At school they constantly say we need to have good passwords online that are hard to guess.
    Me: Yea, that's true.
    MDMRNia: But then after saying not to just use a random word followed by a few numbers as a password, hat's what the school gives us. What's the word for saying to do something then doing something else?
    Me: Hypocrisy
    MDMRNia: Yea, that. That's the school

    No one is safe from MDMRNia calling you out.

    Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

  24. MDMRNia: At school they constantly say we need to have good passwords online that are hard to guess.
    Me: Yea, that's true.
    MDMRNia: But then after saying not to just use a random word followed by a few numbers as a password, hat's what the school gives us. What's the word for saying to do something then doing something else?
    Me: Hypocrisy
    MDMRNia: Yea, that. That's the school

    No one is safe from MDMRNia calling you out.

    Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

  25. “Who cuts a pizza… into a thousand slices? And then eats 167 of them??”

    #RealConversations with my husband while trying to find out calorie information 😂

  26. #RealConversations from my weekly #Pathfinder game that happens to be all Dads:

    DM: You see small, dirty feet poking out from under a blanket
    Me: So, we're running into my kids?

    Tags: #Parenting #TTRPG #TableTop #Silly #DnD

  27. #RealConversations from my weekly #Pathfinder game that happens to be all Dads:

    DM: You see small, dirty feet poking out from under a blanket
    Me: So, we're running into my kids?

    Tags: #Parenting #TTRPG #TableTop #Silly #DnD

  28. MDMRNia: * slicing cheese into cubes for her lunch *
    Little MDMRN: So are you...cutting the cheese? 😄
    MDMRNia: * visibly annoyed *
    Me: I'm sorry, your brother's 13 and you are cutting cheese. Expect #jokes like that.

    Tags: #Parenting #Silly #RealConversations

  29. MDMRNia: * slicing cheese into cubes for her lunch *
    Little MDMRN: So are you...cutting the cheese? 😄
    MDMRNia: * visibly annoyed *
    Me: I'm sorry, your brother's 13 and you are cutting cheese. Expect #jokes like that.

    Tags: #Parenting #Silly #RealConversations

  30. MDMRNia: Why do girl's pants not have real pockets? I mean, you basically have unlimited pocket space. I can't even put a quarter in one.
    Me: It's a mystery. Blame the Patriarchy.

    Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

  31. MDMRNia: Why do girl's pants not have real pockets? I mean, you basically have unlimited pocket space. I can't even put a quarter in one.
    Me: It's a mystery. Blame the Patriarchy.

    Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

  32. #RealConversations with my 6-yo…
    “My breadstick has a fat butt.”
    “Lewis! Breadsticks don’t have butts!”
    #MomLife 😂😂😂

  33. "What does your wife think about you being #bisexual and dating men?"

    Umm, I'm not dating men. I'm monogamous. I'm not in a relationship with a woman AND a man; I'm just ~attracted~ to women and men. Polygamy and polyamory are separate subjects.

    "But, what about your urges?"

    Urges? To what - have sex? Sorry - we queers are no different than straights when it comes to sex drive. If anything, some of us naturally have LESS of one.

    #RealConversations #QueerLife #Educating #Ignorance 🙄

  34. A Real Conversation:
    Twin's Friend: I really like Cookie Monster, he's the only one who really gets me
    MDMRN Twin 1: He ate a glass plate once
    MDMRN Twin 2: Hey, Cookie is a grown man, he can eat whatever he wants

    And later...
    Friend: When I am a grown up I am going to be rich and buy a 4 story house and give money to the poor
    MDMRN Twin 1: Like me

    #Twins #Parenting #DadJokes #Silly #RealConversations

  35. A Real Conversation:
    Twin's Friend: I really like Cookie Monster, he's the only one who really gets me
    MDMRN Twin 1: He ate a glass plate once
    MDMRN Twin 2: Hey, Cookie is a grown man, he can eat whatever he wants

    And later...
    Friend: When I am a grown up I am going to be rich and buy a 4 story house and give money to the poor
    MDMRN Twin 1: Like me

    #Twins #Parenting #DadJokes #Silly #RealConversations

  36. MDMRN Twin 2: Wait, you use shampoo?
    Me: Yes
    MT2: On your head?
    Me: Yes
    MT2: But you have no hair
    Me: I also use it on my beard. Cause, you know, it's hair.
    MT2: You are so weird

    Tags: #Parenting #Twins #Silly #RealConversations

  37. A real conversation:
    Twin's Friend: I really like Cookie Monster, he's the only one who really gets me
    MDMRN Twin 1: He ate a glass plate once
    MDMRN Twin 2: Hey, Cookie is a grown man, he can eat whatever he wants

    And later...
    Friend: When I am a grown up I am going to be rich and buy a 4 story house and give money to the poor
    MDMRN Twin 1: Like me

    Tags: #Twins #Parenting #DadJokes #Silly #RealConversations