#rapture2025 — Public Fediverse posts
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Oh shit. Do we have another rapture today? My feather boa is still at the dry cleaners. 💅
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Oh -- it turns out there was an ancient Outlook calendar mix-up. The Rapture is back on - and it's today!!
#Rapture #rescheduled #calender #Rapture2025 #pleasecallthemhome #christianity #news
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It would be so funny right now if the #1 song in the world was Slipknot's "Left Behind" for our friends over on Rapturetok.
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Are they gone yet? #Rapture #Rapture2025
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Any signs of the second coming yet? I’m just about over my cold now so I’m probably as ready as I’ll ever be. We need someone to put Trump, Netanyahu and Putin in their place. #rapture2025
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THE ONLY RAPTURE THAT MATTERS
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Breaking News:
#Rapture2025 postponed as Jesus was taken into custody by ICE and has been indefinitely detained.Story at 11.
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#Rapture2025 update: Based on my cans this morning we have a few options.
My garbage pickup technicians are as Christian as I am.
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There was no rapture.
Or
My refuse was Holy and Sacred and went to be with the Father.
Nevertheless, I drug the sinful containers back from the curb.
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My Facebook feed is just post after post from NSW Police, asking for help locating missing people.
So, in other news... Rapture Day, huh?
#ShitPost #Facebook #rapture2025
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Dear Christians that didn't get Raptured,
Just proves that you're no better than this atheist.
As an atheist, I dream of the rapture where the rest of us can get on and along without the drag of the religious cancer on our society.
Sadly, that wasn't today.I posted the above and this meme today, EIGHT YEARS ago...
So they keep forgetting to carry that zero still. 🤣
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#ReligionIsPoison #Rapture2025 #ShitIFind
I think they said something about camels and eyes of needles...
Not "When Pigs Fly"
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Did you say... Velociraptures? #RaptorTuesdayEveryday #rapture2025 #raptor2025
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We couldn't see the rapture from here, it was cloudy 🤷♂️ #rapture2025
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#Music #SkyTunes #SkyMusic #MusicSky #BlueskyTunes #BlueskyMusic #vinyl (take your pick) Currently listening to... 💕 Caught Up in the Rapture - Anita Baker #Rapture2025 youtu.be/Oz-b86LZ21c?...
Caught Up in the Rapture -
Today’s missed opportunity for religious extremists…
Someone could have faked their own rapture. You know, with notes and footage of flying up to the sky, etc. Then in like a week, they could have walked out of the forest naked and told a story about how God sent them back to fix everyone.
That would be like Jesus-level celebrity. Probably free coffee and stuff.
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Today’s missed opportunity for religious extremists…
Someone could have faked their own rapture. You know, with notes and footage of flying up to the sky, etc. Then in like a week, they could have walked out of the forest naked and told a story about how God sent them back to fix everyone.
That would be like Jesus-level celebrity. Probably free coffee and stuff.
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Today’s missed opportunity for religious extremists…
Someone could have faked their own rapture. You know, with notes and footage of flying up to the sky, etc. Then in like a week, they could have walked out of the forest naked and told a story about how God sent them back to fix everyone.
That would be like Jesus-level celebrity. Probably free coffee and stuff.
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Today’s missed opportunity for religious extremists…
Someone could have faked their own rapture. You know, with notes and footage of flying up to the sky, etc. Then in like a week, they could have walked out of the forest naked and told a story about how God sent them back to fix everyone.
That would be like Jesus-level celebrity. Probably free coffee and stuff.
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Today’s missed opportunity for religious extremists…
Someone could have faked their own rapture. You know, with notes and footage of flying up to the sky, etc. Then in like a week, they could have walked out of the forest naked and told a story about how God sent them back to fix everyone.
That would be like Jesus-level celebrity. Probably free coffee and stuff.
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It doesn’t seem like the rapture happened today...given all the stupid BS I’m seeing in the news. 🫤
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The reason some of y'all missed the #rapture 😏