#quack — Public Fediverse posts

Some of speed comparison with the recently release DuckDB #quack extension. As expect quite slower over HTTP due to the Arrow IPC conversions overhead. Can reach #quack if Duckdb serialization API become public C API (Raw socket sent much faster than #quack)

Quack: The DuckDB Client-Server Protocol

https://duckdb.org/2026/05/12/quack-remote-protocol

#HackerNews #Quack #DuckDB #Client #Server #Protocol #Database #Technology #OpenSource #DataAnalytics

Quack: The DuckDB Client-Server Protocol

https://duckdb.org/2026/05/12/quack-remote-protocol

#HackerNews #Quack #DuckDB #Client #Server #Protocol #Database #Technology #OpenSource #DataAnalytics

Quack: The DuckDB Client-Server Protocol

https://duckdb.org/2026/05/12/quack-remote-protocol

#HackerNews #Quack #DuckDB #Client #Server #Protocol #Database #Technology #OpenSource #DataAnalytics

Quack: The DuckDB Client-Server Protocol

https://duckdb.org/2026/05/12/quack-remote-protocol

#HackerNews #Quack #DuckDB #Client #Server #Protocol #Database #Technology #OpenSource #DataAnalytics

Quack: The DuckDB Client-Server Protocol

https://duckdb.org/2026/05/12/quack-remote-protocol

#HackerNews #Quack #DuckDB #Client #Server #Protocol #Database #Technology #OpenSource #DataAnalytics

@ayoli #Quack @fabi1cazenave @NuclearSquid !!

"Had #Bhattacharya truly been silenced, nobody would know him."
"Though he never showed sympathy for #COVID’s victims, he produced an overwhelming amount of self-pitying material, bemoaning the fate of his #SocialMedia content. He even took [his] case to the #SupremeCourt [but] lost."
...GUESS WHO SILENCED the study proving (again) that COVID #vaccines work? Same guy.
#quack #doctor #NIH #censor #study #silence #scientists #GOP #science #DEI #cancel #funding #studies
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/censorjay/

The meeting announcement Wednesday follows repeated pledges by [#quack] #Health Secy #RFKJr to loosen regulations on peptides, which are often pitched as a quick way to build muscle, heal injuries or appear younger. There’s little research behind those claims & most peptides have NOT been reviewed for #safety by the #FDA.

#scammers #law #Trump #HHS #health #science #medicine #PublicHealth #ConspiracyTheories #BrainWorm #USpol

#Michigan
#Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic

measles outbreak in southeast michigan now at 7 cases, health officials say
measles outbreak in southeast michigan now at 7 cases, health officials say https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/measles-outbreak-washtenaw-county-7-cases/

Casey Means, trump's nominee for Surgeon General, faced Senate's questions at her nomination hearing.
Means has cast doubt on vaccines, birth control, and anti-depressants, rejecting evidence based research findings.
Has been criticized for conflicts of interest. She's also a fan of magic mushrooms, spirit guides, and full moon ceremonies. Says that the US is sick "from a broken heart".
#surgeongeneral
#senate
#maha
#quack

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/25/health/casey-means-surgeon-general-senate-hearing

#SouthCarolina
#Measles
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic

https://wpde.com/news/local/measles-outbreak-in-south-carolina-tops-970-cases-department-of-public-health-rubella-mmr-covid-vaccine-health-vaccinated-unvaccinated
Measles outbreak in South Carolina tops 970 cases https://wpde.com/news/local/measles-outbreak-in-south-carolina-tops-970-cases-department-of-public-health-rubella-mmr-covid-vaccine-health-vaccinated-unvaccinated

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

Murder most fowl.

#meme #memes #shitpost #duck #donaldduck #disney #cannibal #cannibalholocaust #exploitation #cannibalism #quack #food #movies #movie #cinema

person with measles passed through philadelphia international airport, health officials say
person with measles passed through philadelphia international airport, health officials say https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/measles-philadelphia-international-airport/

#Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic

Juxtaposition in my feed just now.

"Small steps to make your home a habitat for birds" indeed.

#duck #keyboard #wildlife #NativeBirds #KeyboardDuck #quack #quaaack #habitat #birds #RandomHourlyDuckBot

The End Of Obesity:

Navigating The American Healthcare System

“The Medical Directors job is just to say No.”

#Trump #RFKJr #HHS #RobertFlunkerKennedy #MAHA #Quack
#Comedy #Humour #Humor #Parody #SouthPark #Satire
https://youtu.be/VAfy26xs6e0

RFK Jr. Says He’s Ending the War on Protein. It Doesn’t Exist - delusional he is… #RFKjr #HHS #PublicHealth #Quack https://www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr-says-hes-ending-the-war-on-protein-it-doesnt-exist/

"Six leading medical organizations plan to ask the courts to throw out revisions to the childhood vaccination schedule announced last week by Health Secretary #RFKjr:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/health/vaccine-schedule-children-kennedy.html
#healthcare #extremism #RFKjr #quack #politics

"Measles Outbreak In South Carolina Still Growing, State Health Department Says":
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/south-carolina-measles-outbreak-grows_n_6966a965e4b09c0a939bfa93?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
#RFKjr #quack #extremism #healthcare #politics

Doctors speak out
https://apnews.com/article/vaccines-rfk-shared-decision-making-pediatrician-70cf2dad36ca9934e033edd71025ea63?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-01-10-Doctors+speak+out
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic
#Vaccines
#Vaccine
#KillingAmericans

Check out this article https://wpde.com/news/local/sc-measles-outbreak-reaches-troubling-new-milestone-department-of-public-health-mmr-vaccine-flu-covid-jesse-s-bobo-elementary
SC measles outbreak reaches troubling new milestone https://wpde.com/news/local/sc-measles-outbreak-reaches-troubling-new-milestone-department-of-public-health-mmr-vaccine-flu-covid-jesse-s-bobo-elementary
#SouthCarolina #RedState #Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic
$KillingAmericans

new jersey confirms 1st child flu death of 2025-26 season
new jersey confirms 1st child flu death of 2025-26 season https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/new-jersey-1st-child-flu-death-2026/
#Flu
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Pandemic #Quack
#KillingAmericans

rfk jr. says it may be \"better\" if fewer children receive the flu vaccine
rfk jr. says it may be \"better\" if fewer children receive the flu vaccine https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-says-it-may-be-better-if-fewer-children-receive-the-flu-vaccine/
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack

new jersey doctor explains flu-like illnesses surging in philadelphia area. here's what to know.
new jersey doctor explains flu-like illnesses surging in philadelphia area. here's what to know
#Flu
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/new-jersey-flu-illnesses-covid-rsv/

Check out this article https://wpde.com//nc-health-officials-seek-names-26-potentially-exposed-measles-mission-hospital-north-carolina-deartment-human-services-illness-buncombe-county-cdc-community-vaccine
NC health officials work to contact 26 potentially exposed to measles at Mission Hospital
#NorthCarolina
#Measles
#RedState
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack

https://wpde.com//nc-health-officials-seek-names-26-potentially-exposed-measles-mission-hospital-north-carolina-deartment-human-services-illness-buncombe-county-cdc-community-vaccine

severe flu season overwhelming chicago area hospitals with more patients visiting ers
severe flu season overwhelming chicago area hospitals with more patients visiting ers
#Flu
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/severe-flu-season-hospitals-emergency-room-visits/

Nutrition guidelines
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack

https://apnews.com/article/dietary-guidelines-health-agriculture-federal-nutrition-2d8fa56be3c5900fc45116af7c69d786?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-01-07-Nutrition+guidelines+

White House's new dietary guidelines encourage limiting highly processed foods
The guidelines encourage focusing on whole foods and protein-rich meals.
#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/white-house-releases-new-dietary-guidelines-encouraging-americans/story?id=128976128
via ABC News App

#FYI #USA #MicrobeTV #BeyondTheNoise #MASA #MakeAmericaSaneAgain #vaccinate #vaccines #antivax #disinformation #misinformation #antiscience #fascism #stopfascism #VincentRacaniello

#PaulOffit explains dangers of delaying #newborn #hepatitisB #vaccination

(I can't believe that #antivaxx #quack #RFKjr is still there!🤦‍♀️ )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7gutNXu8g

😉

#duckmeme #ducks #ducksofmastodon #quack #kazoo #funny #laugh #meme #memes

As we welcome 2025, I'd like to take a moment to reflect on what an extraordinary year 2024 has been for Brown CS Secure Systems Lab (https://gitlab.com/brown-ssl/). It has been a year of innovation, creativity, and growth—both for the lab and for me personally as its director. Witnessing the passion, dedication, and brilliance of our team—Neophytos Christou, Alexander Gaidis, Marius Momeu, @dijin, and Vaggelis Atlidakis—has been truly fulfilling and inspiring!

In 2024, we tackled complex challenges and made significant strides in advancing our research on software hardening and OS kernel protection. Here are some highlights from this remarkable year:

✳️ Marius Momeu presented #SafeSlab at @acm_ccs #CCS2024. Safeslab hardens the Linux SLUB allocator against exploits that abuse use-after-free (#UaF) vulnerabilities, using #Intel #MPK. (Joint work with Technical University of Munich and @mikepo.)
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/safeslab.ccs24.pdf
💾 https://github.com/tum-itsec/safeslab

✳️ Neophytos Christou presented #Eclipse at @acm_ccs #CCS2024. Eclipse is a compiler-assisted framework that propagates artificial data dependencies onto sensitive data, preventing the CPU from using attacker-controlled input during speculative execution.
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/eclipse.ccs24.pdf
💾 https://gitlab.com/brown-ssl/eclipse

✳️ Di Jin presented #BeeBox at the @usenixassociation Security Symposium 2024. BeeBox hardens #Linux BPF/eBPF against transient execution attacks. #usesec24
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/beebox.sec24.pdf
💾 https://gitlab.com/brown-ssl/beebox

✳️ Yaniv David presented #Quack at the NDSS Symposium 2024. Quack hardens PHP code against deserialization attacks using a novel (static) duck typing-based approach. (Joint work with Andreas D Kellas and Junfeng Yang.) #NDSSsymposium2024
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/quack.ndss24.pdf
💾 https://github.com/columbia/quack

✳️ Marius Momeu presented #ISLAB at @ACM #ASIACCS24. ISLAB hardens SLAB-based (kernel) allocators, against memory errors, via SMAP-assisted isolation. (Joint work with Technical University of Munich and @mikepo.) #asiaccs
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/islab.asiaccs24.pdf
💾 https://github.com/tum-itsec/islab

🏆 #EPF (presented by Di Jin at @usenixassociation #ATC 2023) was the runner-up for the "Bug of the Year" award ("Weirdest Machine" category) at IEEE Symposium on Security and Privacy LangSec (Language-Theoretic Security) workshop 2024! #atc23 #LangSec
⌨️ https://langsec.org/spw24/bugs-of-the-year-awards.html
📄 https://cs.brown.edu/~vpk/papers/epf.atc23.pdf
💾 https://gitlab.com/brown-ssl/epf

🏅 I am honored and delighted to have received the "Distinguished Reviewer Award" at @acm_ccs #CCS2024!

🏅Alexander Gaidis has been awarded the "Distinguished Artifact Reviewer" award at the @usenixassociation Security Symposium 2024!
https://cs.brown.edu/news/2024/09/20/brown-cs-phd-student-alexander-j-gaidis-has-been-named-a-usenix-security-2024-distinguished-artifact-reviewer/
#usesec24 #proudadvisor

📢 I had the great pleasure of discussing some of these works recently at the Computer Systems Seminar at Boston University!
📽️ https://www.bu.edu/rhcollab/events/bu-systems-bu%E2%99%BAs-seminar/

#brownssl #browncs 🚀

So what are the #quack methods for #achillestendon repair? #ayahuasca ?

FDA finally nabs alleged quack who claimed silver vibrations cure COVID - Enlarge / Gordon Pedersen seen holding one of his silver-based products... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961394 #sovereigncitizen #covid-19 #fugitive #pedersen #health #doctor #silver #fraud #quack #fda

Sundry Sunday: Hour-long Youtube Videos of Silence With Various Noises
Sometimes on Sunday we find very old things that survive down to us through years. But sometimes we find some fairly new memes, and this is one of those.

https://setsideb.com/sundry-sunday-hour-long-youtube-videos-of-silence-with-various-noises/
#niche #sundaysundry #angrybirds #duck #legostarwars #mario #megalovania #meme #minecraft #niche #quack #sans #sundaysundry #thwomp #undertale #video #waluigi #yoda #youtube

#Ely #Ducks - #Honk #Quack #Flap ... https://youtu.be/uaijPe27NGc

#Quack #RubberDuck #RubberDuckDebugging #Code
#100DaysOfCode

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging