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  1. BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.

    Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!

    Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.

    BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.

    Judge: What BS is this?

    Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>

    Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...

    Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.

    BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.

    Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.

    BBC: <snort>

    Judge: Horseshit.

    Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>

    BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>

    storage.courtlistener.com/reca

    [1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.

    #USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery

  2. @lorgonumputz Shut it already and quit yer bitching about your favorite hashtag when people have died. I don't care about your salivation for your favorite nonsense. You don't own anything, Putz.🤡

    youtube.com/watch?v=5Og1N-BVSwg 🎵
    Here's a song from the afterlife just for you. There's even CC for the slow ones like yourself. 🖕 🐱 🖕

    #TheInternet #TuneTuesday #MusicAboutMusic #Putz #Monsterdonismyjam 😆 #Monsterdon #meme #trollsinthecomments #largeOnumbnuts #memes #trollkiller #throwbacktuesday #music

  3. Meine Stille hat Blitze und Donner gefressen:
    Unter diesem Titel zeigt die #Burg Galerie im #VOlkspark #Halle (Saale) eine umfangreiche Auswahl an Werken von Nora Mona #Bach, Trägerin des Kunstpreises des Landes 2024.
    Staatssekretär #Putz sprach zur Eröffnung
    #KulturLSA

  4. Things must be going pretty good in America if all Trump can think about is renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

    #trump #laughingstock #gulfofmexico #putz #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace

  5. Ist das normal das man die #Fugen und Befestigungen von einer nachträglich angebrachten #Dämmung so sehen kann oder hat sich da schon irgendwo Feuchtigkeit gesammelt, ist der #Putz zu dünn aufgebracht? Gibt es hier einen #maler oder #handwerker der das beantwortet kann???

  6. #RFK: "we're going to give drug development and infectious diseases a break." Unfortunately, they aren't going to give us one.

    x.com/RobGeorge/status/1857479

    #idiocracy
    #putz

  7. OMG, even after being criticized (and forced to explain what he meant by "#BlackJobs") #MartinLutherBurgerKing actually said it AGAIN yesterday, claiming #immigrants are taking away "Black Jobs" (which, or course, are low skill jobs that don't require any experience.) #Racist #Putz

  8. New: Within a day of my posting this, the #OrangeGodKing rolled out an autographed #TrumpWatch for $100,000!

    Selling new coins?! 😱

    Easy to forget what a #Grifter ex-Prez #Trump is and always has been!

    He's promoting all these #scams WHILE HE'S RUNNING FOR OFFICE!!!

    What a #Putz!

    #Vote #HarrisWalz!

  9. Why has Sean O’Brien bailed on making a presidential endorsement? A review of his reasons to not support Kamala Harris suggests that he’s deeply confused.

    The Teamsters President Is Out of His Depth
    newrepublic.com/article/186185

    #Teamsters #SeanOBrien #Putz

  10. We don't have enough electricity for electric cars! You heard it here first, folks. #Trump #Electricity #Putz

  11. Illegal Alien - #Genesis

    youtu.be/YZGz-v6Mqkk?si=dtN9pp

    This was initially supposed to be some type of satire, but because #PhilCollins is a fucking #putz, it ends up being a remarkably #offensive #mockery of illegal #immigrants. There is a thin line between #mockery and #satire, a line that was apparently invisible to the folks in post-Peter Gabriel Genesis.

    There's a reason I've supported Peter Gabriel over Phil Collins for over 3 decades. I can respect Collins' talent. I don't respect him as a person & think he's a racist POS.