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Jokerson @[email protected] · 2026-05-06 · 15:30 UTC

Au procès de #sarkozy sur le financement libyen, cette #punchline des avocats 😁😁😁

#sarkozy #punchline

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-23 · 23:11 UTC

FR - "On écrit à la postérité sans même connaître son adresse"

EN - "We write to posterity without even knowing its address."

#surfinPostman #postsOnKytes #windBlowsOurStories #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

🎵 The Marvelettes • Please Mr. Postman • YT: https://youtu.be/425GpjTSlS4

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#surfinpostman #postsonkytes #windblowsourstories #calligram #excelart #powerdot

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-20 · 15:38 UTC

FR - "Un chef d'entreprise ça s'empêche !"

EN - "A businessman, that could be impeded !"

#chouxGrassets #GrassetGate #lesLivresCleurFête #STOP #exclamationpoint #inTheName #ofLooooove #exclamationpoint #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #pixelosophy #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://youtu.be/lQ4LO_hVRmQ?t=730

[ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: France Culture (radiofrance.frfranceculture) - insta: @franceculture - YT: @FranceCulture - masto: @franceculture - bluesky:
@franceculture.fr

🎵 The Supremes • Stop! In The Name Of Love • YT: https://youtu.be/une981B7Q4Y

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#chouxgrassets #grassetgate #leslivrescleurfete #stop #exclamationpoint #inthename

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-18 · 21:45 UTC

FR - " * * * J'ai bien vécu ma vie* … Le temps qu'il reste peut se passer à les réécrire … * mais librement"

EN - " * * * I've lived my life well*... The time* that remains can be spent rewriting them... * but freely""

#reeTime #pleasePause #rudeBoys #makeHyperlinksNotWar #zorroatheism_radical #saochyantCommePasDeux #NietzschezVous #danslabienveillance #premierDegréEtDemi #AhuriMazo #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

🎵 The Specials • A Message To You Rudy • YT: https://youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw

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#reetime #pleasepause #rudeboys #makehyperlinksnotwar #zorroatheism_radical #saochyantcommepasdeux

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-18 · 19:29 UTC

EN - "... Waiting for the dominos to fall down ... / | | | | ..."

FR - "... J'attends que les dominos tombent ... / | | | | ..."

#KinderGardenParties #OutOfCards #Timber #PonzAIschemes #metacalligram #meta #calligram #metacalligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_effect

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

🎵 TV Theme Song Unlimited • House Of Cards Main Theme • YT: https://youtu.be/9w-O60x1bYk

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#kindergardenparties #outofcards #timber #ponzaischemes #metacalligram #meta

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-16 · 18:31 UTC

EN - "We are running history* f@st-b@ck-wards. (*) and we should already be waaay past from neo-feodalism by now"

FR - "Nous réécrivons l'histoire à toute vitesse. (*) et nous devrions déjà être bien au-delà du néo-féodalisme."

#GrassetGate #tryToFollow #beKind #reRewind #goneWithTheRewind #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

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#grassetgate #trytofollow #bekind #rerewind #gonewiththerewind #calligram

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-16 · 18:29 UTC

FR - "Quand les médias mainstream s'enticheront de cinéma on se croira alors dans le remake d'un film de John Carpenter"

EN - "When the mainstream media become enamored with cinema, it will feel like we're watching a remake of a John Carpenter film."

#GrassetGate #theyLiveAndTheySuck #horrorNews #infoEnSupPrausitoires #carpenter #theyBareLive #IAnvasionLosAngeles #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

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#grassetgate #theyliveandtheysuck #horrornews #infoensupprausitoires #carpenter #theybarelive

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-16 · 18:24 UTC

FR - "Une maison d'édition sans auteurs c'est plus de place pour l'I-ArG"

EN - "A publishing house without authors means more room for I-ArG"

#GrassetGate #penséeEnVoieDExctinction #bolloraye #caviardisthan #maisonSansAuteur = #maisonDinfluenceurs #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://youtu.be/lQ4LO_hVRmQ https://youtu.be/CNtCI3HoNkg

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

;) AuPoste (auposte.media) - insta: @auposte_media - YT: @au_poste - Twitch: auposte_fr - masto: @auposte @davduf - bluesky: @auposte.media

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#grassetgate #penseeenvoiedexctinction #bolloraye #caviardisthan #maisonsansauteur #maisondinfluenceurs

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-16 · 17:58 UTC

FR - "+2026-1984=42… CQFD. Coïncidence ? Je ne sache pas"

EN - "+2026-1984=42… QED. Coincidence? I don't know..."

#GrassetGate #whatIsTheQuestion #H2G2xOrwell #dontPanic #theorem #proveMeWrong #truthBeWritten #universalHack #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

2x3x7 = 6x7 = 3x14 = 2x21 = 42

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_(roman) https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Guide_du_voyageur_galactique_(roman) https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(nombre)

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: AuPoste (auposte.media) - insta: @auposte_media - YT: @au_poste - Twitch: auposte_fr - masto: @auposte @davduf - bluesky: @auposte.media

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#grassetgate #whatisthequestion #h2g2xorwell #dontpanic #theorem #provemewrong

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-16 · 17:51 UTC

FR - "Je tente d'écrire des trucs subtils, mais ... bientôt ... y'en n'aura plus"

EN - "I try to write subtle things, but... soon... there won't be any left."

#JCVDphilosophy #stretchedSubtility #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://youtu.be/8PHbUSeLUTI https://youtu.be/Ggq0c4e2hjA

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

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#jcvdphilosophy #stretchedsubtility #calligram #excelart #powerdot #pixelosophy

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-15 · 13:58 UTC

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: AuPoste (auposte.media) - insta: @auposte_media - YT: @au_poste - Twitch: auposte_fr - masto: @auposte @davduf - bluesky: @auposte.media

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#punchline

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-14 · 13:11 UTC

FR - "Ça devient rare de sentir qu'on nourrit son cerveau et pas les algos..."

EN - "It's becoming rare to feel like you're feeding your brain and not the algorithms..."

#respirezVousEtesAuPoste #leFIPdelaGAV #neuronesActifs #garantiSansIAajoutée #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: AuPoste (auposte.media) - insta: @auposte_media - YT: @au_poste - Twitch: auposte_fr - masto: @auposte @davduf - bluesky: @auposte.media

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#respirezvousetesauposte #lefipdelagav #neuronesactifs #garantisansiaajoutee #calligram #excelart

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-14 · 12:59 UTC

FR - "L'espérance de vie dees Immortels a augmenté"

EN - "The life expectancy of the Immortals has increased"

#silverTrend #notthecheapesthospice #ephadanstagueule #acacadémique #prout #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://academiesciencesmoralesetpolitiques.fr/2000/12/18/la-mortalite-des-immortels/

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: Pastèque et Avocat - insta: @pastequeetavocat - Twitch: pastequeetavocat

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#silvertrend #notthecheapesthospice #ephadanstagueule #acacademique #prout #calligram

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-14 · 10:36 UTC

FR - "Nu, je sens mon oreillette fantôme"

EN - "Naked, I can feel my ghost earpiece"

#ghostInTheSelf #techSpiritism #goshtBusters #ghostMembers #techInsideVoice #IAbracadabra #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

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#ghostintheself #techspiritism #goshtbusters #ghostmembers #techinsidevoice #iabracadabra

🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 @[email protected] · 2026-04-14 · 06:45 UTC

@Unixbigot
"Fetch my brown trousers"
#punchline

#punchline

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-13 · 23:20 UTC

FR - "N'est-ce pas par simplisme que le rasoir d'Ockham [ penche du côté de ... / se plie à ... ] la 'simplicité' ?"

EN - "Isn't it through simplistic thinking that Occam's razor [ leans towards ... / bends to ... ] 'simplicity'?"

#CharliesDoubts #notSimple #butBasic #CharliesAngstels #ZetetiqueAlaCire #tantquilyadudangerilyadelavie #calligram #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasoir_d%27Ockham

-👊- #punchline from commonsources

src: Les Revues du Monde - insta: @charlie__danger - YT: @LesRevuesduMonde

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#charliesdoubts #notsimple #butbasic #charliesangstels #zetetiquealacire #tantquilyadudangerilyadelavie

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-13 · 13:48 UTC

FR - "De toute façon c’est bizarre un drapeau. C’est quoi le délire de respecter un truc qui se dresse que quand le vent tourne ? >.<'" (un.e internaute, sans doute de gauche)

EN - "Anyway, it's weird, a flag. What's the point of respecting something that only goes up when the wind changes ? >.<' " (an internet user, probably left-wing)

#redFlag #whiteFlag #blackFlag #noFlag #prisEnFlag #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons

[ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: Pastèque et Avocat - insta: @pastequeetavocat - Twitch: pastequeetavocat

#redflag #whiteflag #blackflag #noflag #prisenflag #quote

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-13 · 12:14 UTC

FR - "On a une marge - maintenant quand on se donne rendez-vous - de contrôle [d’identité] (une famille française habitant Paris)"

EN - "We have some leeway - - now when we arrange to meet - - for identity checks (a French family living in Paris)"

#vosPapiers #unpaysquisetientsage #pileOuFaciès #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse #pixelosophy #publicDomain #creativeCommons

@amellechahbi

https://youtu.be/K3wIovX8xu0?t=1286

[ 👊 ] #punchline from commonsources

src: Radio Nova #lesgrandsremplaçants (nova.fr) - insta: @laradionova @djamil_leshlag - YT: @radionova - masto: @laradionova - bluesky: @laradionova.bsky.social

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#vospapiers #unpaysquisetientsage #pileoufacies #quote #microtrottoirdesinternets #revuedepresse

Common sources @[email protected] · 2026-04-13 · 10:55 UTC

FR - "Nos comptes ne sont que des produits dérivés de notre âge informationnel"

EN - "Our accounts are merely byproducts of our information age."

#dérivésPartiels #dérivantesDérivées #desRêvéesIntégrales #punchmetacalligram #meta #metaMeta #metaSquare #metaCube #PunchMetaCalligram #calligram #Multicontroverse #overthetop #excelArt #powerDot #pixelosophy #animinimalist #textotonal #publicDomain #creativeCommons